Crouching Manatee
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built like a fucking blimp. this dude threw his brooklyn nets hat into the crowd when the nets won their only game against miami and blanketed the entire brooklyn bench. 3 hospitalized. obese fuck. round fuck, people refer to you as the hindenburg. not because its a round motherfucking blimp, but they stab fun at the sly references to the sea cow the reporter makes, you know "oh the hu-manatee" lmaooo. dude looks like a lesbian viking. dyking. idk ur fat

yooo lmaooo i also called him a manatee <333333333333333333333333333333

It's a Baltimore Bullets hat just an FYI. Continue.


Usually wouldn't butt in but I only rep where I'm from tbc.

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Mighty joe youngs albino brother

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Lookin like Mark Mcguire did the fusion dance with Larry the Cable Guy

Closethread

Looking like the results of sometime in the late 80's, Chunk and Sloth decided to take their relationship to the next level.

Old Dorf on Golf legs ass nigga.

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400 pound Ewok looking mother fucker

If Paddington The Bear was a wigger...

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The Chicken Drumette Overlord

Lookin like he'd rather be scuba diving in Thousand Island than cardio

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lookin like his outfits support sports he can't play

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looking like a smiling Goomba

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Lookin like he breathes heavy playing Smash Brothers

Camera adds 10 chins ass nigga

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Lookin like a reformed John Cena fan but not in his heart.

lookin like a FUBU flashback.

Earthquake from WWF in stealth mode

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Ol imax screen torso lookin boy

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Lookin like Elton John as a Simon City Royal

Nig lookinlike Kirby tryin to keep a straight face when prompted about genocide he commited in Harlem

Lookin like a Charmin Bear that just successfully completed his GED testing.

Lookin like Peppermint Patty with Down Syndrome

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Lookin like a Juggalo Santa

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