Shiitttt moons be tryna orbit this wiggas head

This wiggas dandruff is super swoll from tryna climb his scalp cuz

dead at sassy mongoose and rain X.


THAT'S NO MOON....THAT'S A SPACE STATION head ass nigga


This nigga looks like a caucasian Akira with elephantitis of the fivehead.


Looking like Modok in high school as a hall monitor

This nigga's brain runs on Linux. He can solve mathematical equations, search the car faqs on Mozilla Firefox and do his taxes while running a Nintendo 64 emulator while daydreaming.

He headbutted the Kool-Aid man behind the Great Wall of China and caused a cherry-red tsunami.

This nigga looking like a child molestor trying to get Carl from The Walking Dead into his mom's 1998 Chevy Astro Van to film him eating Vienna Sausages

His thoughts cause epileptic seizures in Asperger's kids

He remembers every line to every movie ever made. Even home movies.

He can think his way through aluminum foil helmets


This nigga nodded to me once and cranked 4 cars instantly

He bought himself on ebay as a bobblehead doll


Tried the Smooth Criminal lean once.......Hurricane Kartrina to thread.

Wears trampolines as helmets

Tried to headbang once at a Megadeath concert.... 9-11 followed

Gets his hair cut by the Lin Kuei ninja clan on stilts

Solar eclipse was him jumping up to catch a frisbee

Created in a lab from the spliced DNA of Justin Beiber, Tito Ortiz and Chyna's vaginal sauce.

This niggas brain is the Tesseract from The Avengers

He can smell food before it's cooked before you buy it at the store and before it was harvested and planted.

He plays pool by headbutting planets

looks like a Snorlax is sleeping on his shoulders

he buys shampoo factories with the money he earns from predicting people's futures

Made a small fortune reading cards at Casinos from space

Even his brain has a mind of it's own.

Looking like Leader from Hulk

They had to use the Death Star to give him a CAT scan

His mom got impregnated by Big Head Mode from NBA Jam

Injected his head with gamma rays and mule semen in an attempt to draw people's attention away from his shitty tattoos. This roast is proof that this nigga is genius god tier level troll.

Launches nukes when he second guesses himself

Lmfaaoo gone

Jesus Christ. Stop the thread. IT'S OVER. ROTFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

ULLLLLTTTTRRRRAAAA!

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"Genesis does...what Nintendon't"

batty just did that ultra combo in killer instinct with tj combo. He finished what I couldnt. Love batty

47 year old colombian businessman comparison. Damn

When this lame lays down in bed...how does he get up?

If this wigga wore a turtleneck he would look like a bulbous cock head ready to skeet out jail tat ink

Dudes body was born on a monday....his cranium wasnt until the following wednesday

Looking like his mommas umbilical cord hooked into the back of his head like a matrix plug

Bears hibernate in his fade

The old school nintendo tip line's office was inside this wiggas dome.

Mars Attacks out dis bitch.

this niggas suicidal thoughts are genocidal.

This nigga used the Epcot Center for a bike helmet.

Bethany Hamilton surfed his brainwaves and lost her other arm.

His head has a built-in Gameshark

This nigga waved his hand at me and I realized these aren't the droids I was looking for.

This nigga got NC version 1 backed up word-for-word in his mind.

He headbutted the Matrix and Neo got aborted.

His line takes over 2 weeks to carve. Generally 2 highly trained top chefs start on each side on a Monday and meet in the middle 2 Tuesdays later.

He can read books by thinking bout them

He had nostalgia once and an entire town got cancer

His forehead runs on Windows Surface

This nigga thought up the plot for Terminator on the toilet

One time he saw that commercial with all of the hurt and tortured animals with that "Arms of the Angel" song playing and then he felt a bit sad for the animals for 2 seconds. The end result was the entire 2013 Toronto Blue Jays active roster went into a coma for 37 minutes.

This nigga's dreams got Xbox One graphics

This nigga is cool as fuck. We need to quit roasting him now, cause like I was saying: this nigga is cool.

If ferdinand megellan was alive this day, he would be trying to circumnavigate this wiggas dome cuz.

This nigga put a hula hoop on his head and went as Saturn on Halloween.

FUCKING GONE AT THIS EDIT

HOLY SHIT'

WE HAVE REACHED A NEW LEVEL PREVIOUSLY UNHERALDED

This niggas ear canal is the hoover dam.

Fucking crippled at his mom got impregnated by big head mode in nba jam

Batty w/ the fatality

I'll be surprised if this nigga ever logs on here again.




I'm sure he packed his bars up an he's HEADin to RB for good.

@Certain @El Pancake @namix please b&. Trolling for RB users again.