lmao

never actually had heelies

but damn lol

CTA red line train, arrival times every 8-13 minutes

Onstar has been disassembled for.my convenience

If.I had.the.money I would.get it converted to have a carbuerator do? And do away with the efi for.emp threats or excess solar radiation

Lol these r all so good


Ok

Me

02 maroon grand prix

@bleak fastest pre-00's Honda coupe/ sedan gets to 60 in 7.5 s. Every SHO except for 2 slaughter that time, and those two get 7.7


post 2000, no contest the SHO rapes by like 2 seconds unless you got a Mugen Civic

Fuckin gonne a split being 40 percent accurate on my shitt hahaha i do love vitamin water hahah

You've never met The Honda tho.

1990 mustang gt cobra convertible

Stock with a 1800-2200 stall converter.
Blue paint with white ragtop and white leather interior

@Split
Soccer dad car for pickin up det milf pussay nomsayin

Split just burned himself out for the next 7 roasts lol

Split got jokes, he just needs a good nights sleep...

Split was 5% accurate with his prediction on mine.... Bravo, great laugh.

actually a BMW 318is sittin on hankooks and stolen BBS 17"s, M series bodykit from Chinese eBay. full limo tint, cut springs, and one Recaro seat with original BMW seatbelt. Never shifts before redline, ever. once robbed a Family Dollar with a spiderman mask and a letter opener. oil never changed, and replaced the spare tire compartment with the safe he stole from Family Dollar for his extensive Euro league soccer jerseys. sells cigs to middle schoolers, rerolled with Swisher guts. has two misdemeanors on his rap sheet for violating building codes with his homemade tunnel that goes from his apartment building's basement to Footlocker's
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HAAAHA thats the funniest thing i read in a while

Waiting for round two.

slightly balding.. square rimmed glasses. currently on a quest to hear NPR in every single state. backseat is littered with road atlases and Starbucks cups. can quote performance numbers and sales pitches about why Audis are superior to Mercedes and BMWs under the influence of any drug, but has never cracked 80 mph.

writes magazines on the bathroom stall of his marketing analysis firm, then takes pictures with his blackberry, prints them, puts them in his attache case, takes them home and scans them into a pdf and then ends up not writing the mag at all cause fuck it


why is your avatar a mummufied o face

o no bags

car found when he was selling his custom remixed Run DMC mixtapes in bulk on Craigslist. radio trim game: absent. has to change the volume with a screwdriver and switch stations with an animal tribute to the sun gods. favorite food group, trail mix. has a strong affinity for Good Charlotte and punk rock ashtrays.

in high school, voted most likely to bust in pants from a lap dance, quickly changed this rep when he began flipping bags out of his Pontiac, drug dealer name Tony GP. stopped when he forgot his stash was in his e-brake cover, tried to drift his car into homecoming, blowing mersh all over his date's leg braces.



OMG GOLD. Ill do this one later


i think i know which 5% ;)

wait
CM Punk avy
straight edge

are you Dagel?

Lold at last paragraph

Deaded@tonyGP

No.

96 ford thunderbird

audi a7