not gonna lie the osment line made me chuckle.

Martha Stewart had a daughter?
It's wierd, cause ur aftershave looks like her fathers.
Whatever, but did you See what shirt she's wearing dude? Run.
I would bet this bitch has held more than a few guns.
Her smile is over, and her bite under.
Does it laugh while it thunders?
Give her a mole and watch what I wonders.
A crazy ass witch from the gutters.

Poor rhyming, very basic..also unfunny.

I would destroy you.

Dude, this is dope. Some unintelligent faggot is following my threads commenting on everything I post. Are you gonna make me famous bro??

I'll make you anal raped.

For real though, I got a jimi hendrix poster Im sure you would love; ill sell it to you for 13 bucks.

Where I live 'buck' means to have sex with someone.

Are you offering to have sex with me 13 times?

Off the record; no.

:(

Lookin like he brushes his hair with an iron.

If you chug a whole bottle of Robotussin and punch yourself in the dick and look at this pic real quickly it looks like Avril Lavigne and Shawn Michaels sitting inside an oil painting.

lieutenant dan ass lookin motherfucker lmao

I loove you jen-ay

Lmao wtf

lolol
ya girl coulda stunt doubled for sloth in the goonies

if her eyes were an 1/8th of an inch closer she'd legally be declared a cyclops

http://i.imgur.com/CiMqVMz.jpg

http://s28.postimg.org/tqwtkmbjh/mat...oflafeioea.png

lmaO

damn big baby da big baby applaud from the depths of hell

Upload your suicide on youtube please

jesus lmaoo

Fuck lmfao