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Looks like he diced his eyebrows with a Ped Egg
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boy looks like Checkers used the essence of his face to flatten the pepperjack cheese
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His father was a Viking, his mother was a pig
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Lookin like they use the design of his head to make the Ufc octagon
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This niggas eyebrows look like there fighting over parking
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lookin like he uses dumpster juice to shave his face
looking like he sits in the back of every classroom he's in and plays with hairballs |
This nigga stores his fitteds in bowling ball bags
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Lookin' like he paints his face with margarine and corn syrup.
This is what a Killer Clown looks like without make up or a sense of style. Lookin' like his idol is Detour. Lookin' like he uses facial soap made with the grease off PJK's bike. beepbeep |
Bodied at dumpster juice and bowling ball bags.
This wigger looks like he gangbangs with the Ugnaughts from Empire Strikes back. He looks like dead kid by the train tracks from Stand By Me. Looks like he's been washing his face with one of Kid Rock's old nut rags. Lookin like one of the puppets from Lazy Town and shit. His lips look like a magenta UFO Took a sidejob startling Pokemon with his body musk Not a Niners fan, just knows the city has lots of other fags Does this kid's shower curtain actually say "handmade soap"? Is this a tween version of Robert Paulson? "I am Jack's herpes face constellation" Lookin like a benchwarmer in the Special Olympics deaf lesbian triathlon. Owns all versions of Nintendo DS Was dismissed as "too wack" for admission into Juggalohood |
His complexion resembles the final days of John C. Homes' dick.
Looks like he's been cranking dirtbikes with his chin Got swag like he would be coming up with elaborate ways to order a Real Doll off the Internet without having it traced back to him. Jacks off with condoms on for practice Looks like he was born with male and female parts and has been getting meds for it for about 5 months now. Has one black friend named Shavon who's a beast at Yu-Gi-Oh trivia |
LMFAOOOO THIS GOT ME ROLLIN OVER HERE
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Oh you gotta get permission? Lol how's daddy treating you
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^^^^suck a dick faggot. you look like why's ways inseminated a quarter pounder and gave it benefit of the doubt on its multi rhyming ability before realizing how pathetic its social life was you NY chowder consuming son of a Mediterranean whore
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LMFAO nigga my moms made fun of me better than that you suck.. I thought you said you was going to roast me?
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Villain, don't post in here.
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Or what? haha
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