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And who hasn't fucked a chick on their period
U ain't a man unless u do so.. It's like a right of passage I had this girl literally get her period while we were fuckin n the whole the time I'm like damn girl, ur pussy slippery as fuck till I pulled out n it looked like murder scene.. Blood n semen everywhere |
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I thought about something this morning. A real nigga NEVER gets a vasectomy. Real niggas just deny that the kids are his and will go to any length to discredit the bitch making the claim.
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^word up.
Real niggas. |
I noticed people skipped over the boyhood dog's wiener question, imma call "too soon" for that one around here.
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Story of my life on this board bro, story of my life. these guys are so psychologically rigid, and hiding behind defense mechanisms, that it makes my taint tighten. Speaking of, Real niggas shart and keep walking.
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I didn't have a boyhood dog :(
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did you ever with a dog in general in your boyhood?
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Well played Mael.
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Except it doesn't rhyme?
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Oh.
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REAL GS POUND FIREBALL AND RUM AND SHOOT AR FIFTEENS AT TANTERITE AND THEN BLACK OUT ON THE WAY BACK DEMAND DRIVER PULL OVER TO SIDE OF HIGHWAY IN SNOW AND THEN PROCEED TO DROP TROU AND START PACING THE SIDELINES FLIPPING THE PIGEONS AND THEN GET BACK TO TOWN HIT UP DEL TACO ORDER A JR BACON START TELLING CASHIER TO FUCK OFF SAYS YOU KNOW HOW MUCH A GODDAMN JR BACON IS THEYRE A DOLLAR TWENTY FIVE NOT FUCKIN THREE FITTY AND THEN JUST ORDER WATER GO TO GET ICE LETS THE ICE OVERFLOW TO THE FLOOR YELLING GODDDDDD I LUV FUCKIN ICE!
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fireball is fucking disgusting
but i sure drank the entire bottle i had |
It certainly takes a few to break it in, that's for sure.
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What is fireball?
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after the first 4 or 5 it feels like warm syrupy delight |
It's a cinnamon flavored whiskey. You put some in this hard cidar, from Angry Orchard and they fuck you up. I usually just end up swigging ze bottle. @Witty
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you don't have it in ireland probably because you guys respect whiskey. |
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