Skeeter the Cauldron Washer

Fagamemnon the Connect-Four Conqueror

Considers himself a green belt cuz he studied every move in the ninja turtles movies

Theoretical Pick-Up Artist, graduated summa cum load from Lincoln University. He stayed in the freshman dorms all four years of undergrad, and plans to raise a family there.

Takes baths in detergent and washes his face with bleach.

His make a wish foundation wish was to ride dirty.

this is what Aesop Rock looks like beneath his exoskeleton

Lookin like the league.of shadows had a bukkake session on his face

peruses the Swiffer Aftermarket Modifications forum under the moniker CommandaTodd

lookin like Harry Potter never came out of his cupboard under the stairs

U WRITE TEXT BATTLES LIKE A GIRL!!

Recently concluded fellowship as Donatella Versace's boy-slave.

had his mom go with him to CVS to buy Luv Cuffs on his 21st. Then broke them during a particularly intense LA race-riot reenactment at the LGBT AirsoftCon while trying to lynch Cisqo

slayed

this nigga prints out Vulgar verses and rubs them on his eczema

considers Silly Putty to be the lowest form of humour

Thinks that his vitamin D deficiency makes him looks sophisticated.

watch out for Chaise the Lounger's 2013 mixtape Acid Peel reppin alla Vermont holla 1, grab some bodanks n sum syrup and peep Datpiff February 14th #dubtreys

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Meshuggah "Pappy" Prindle
>boyhaveyoubeenattendingsundaymass

He eats Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal. He is the spoon.