Naw it was yellow and thick as hell . Like at least two inches. I think now that it may have been a phone book. Damn. I tried but I think I just beat some random dude by a pay phone outside IHOP.

Lmaaaaaaaaaaaaaao. Pure entertainment. Im almost not depressed anymore :)

@Frank and @Vividlyvague, you have 51 minutes.

Thanks.

Frank is a boob.

He just messaged me an extension request.

Correction. Frank is the lowest lifeform known to netcees. I hope you don't no show on top of that underhanded ass extension.

What a tremendous, tremendous faggot.

I concur

This is exactly why extensions should not be automatically approved up to the deadline. Why can't the deadline be an hour before submission deadline? That rule is the gayest thing.


Anything to be remembered... right @Frank?

I think we're probably going to go with a no-extensions rule for next season. Mike Wrecka was the one to suggest it, and I agree with it.

Theatrics, A lost art.

With a very heavy heart full of regret that I will never, ever get over, I have to let you know there is no way I can meet the deaeline in 45m. Younger guys may be able to write a full verse from their phones but I cant put forth the quality a battle cake both needs and deserves from here. The timing of this rounds expiration with the holidays and my trip nj sucks, but ibjavent seen my family in over 2 yeara and it takes precedent over finding a comouter to hole myself up with away from them for a few hours. If I can have until my return to sc weds night I would appreciate it and give cake tje battle he deserves. I do not antixipate that will happen and I do7bt ill show my face on here for a whole considering what I will have to deal with every time I come on and realize who all i let down.. jusy didnt expect this many people wanting t9 see me durimg this trip.

If it helps any I am letting an internet topical rap battle ru8n my night irl and I feel like a serious POS for this. Such is life of something I emotionally invested in for months now..

I might even be able to do tomm morning under rhe guise of work but like I said I underztanx if rulea are what rhey are

This is eating at me

he didn't ask for a line extension. or did i count that wrong?

@Mike Wrecka, we need a ruling. The battle is closed for now.

your reading it wrong newb

you couldn't wipe his smile off with castile soap if you tried line 21
At 11 am my wife went down to kiss Dusty goodnight line 35

44 lines - nice try ;)

The hazy definition of a line has never sat right with me, but you had words on 50 lines.