I know your ex told you that shorter is ok as long as you execute properly, but having a little more length is what allows me to reach places you can’t

yea these guys are suspect one-minute men.

wam bam thank you ma'am /sir type shit.

This is the content I log in once a week for

Ur daughter thinks you're a faggot, doesn't wanna sit with a queer
Checking the backseat is the second time that day you saw a little bitch in the mirror

So we posting favorite short stories now?

It’s called Longer Bar get with it you uncultured freak

Yours was the anne frank imo.

For me, I'd probably say "there'll betrayals of blood when my knife double crosses your throat", but honestly I don't know

The best 4 lines ever are from Rudge, Tang and User. One had 2.

Sup hens

Picking one that's somewhat recent, it would probably be shrugging my shoulders too vs. Bags

Uterus Pond will always remain GOAT’d.

I don’t even remember all my better stuff was back in the day and was for the most part really dope/different/entertaining.

If you read it now you’d be like that sucks... but I was doing it when people were writing nothing near the punchlines I had. But yeah can’t even remember my favorite lines I did a ton of dope lines against timevirus for some championship

Rudge: seeded 3 u jokin me yo, pointin at your number and rollin like a rotary phone

My fave ever personally.

Users Celebrity/Alias tourney lines tho, I don't have the effort to find it exactly so I'm going to remix them very sloppily. I can't remember the set ups, so ignore them lol.

User as LBJ, the president:

I politicked ya mexican bitch. Brahh.. she's a whore.
I said have you ever heard of LBJ, she said Si Senor

Tang:

U know I could sneak by and let them thangs go.
You cry so much in bed your nightlight projects a rainbow.

Too many to mention. Tang is underrated as fuck I'll tell u that.

@Aero

That rotary phone I either wrote it, or I semi bit it... can’t say tor sure

You didn’t write it. Rudge did. I remember the exact day.

I think I may have come up with that shit, but if not I can tell you I never bit niggas.. of course you couldn't do it. Back in the hay day or whatever.. if you even had anything remotely resembling someone elses shit you're a 'biter'.

Even now like 8 hours after kobe died I did a go down with the chopper/kobe line... literally like a few hours after it happened and niggas were like..

blah blah blah already did that line.. but back in the day there were a million people going at your ass on all different leagues if you even had a similar to someone elses you're getting called out immediately...

I never bit other peoples ideas... a very few times I will admit when writers block happened I looked to other dudes stuff but I didn't copy it

im pointing at your number... meaning the number ya ranked in the tournament and rolling .. meaning laughing... like a rotary phone... thats a good one.

Yeah we get it man

lol nah nigga let me explain it to you, further in depth...