Nothing has ever been in my butthole, I have an inherent fear of it for some reason, like it makes me feel uncomfortable even typing this.

Do u tho.

My Granny is sick, her ribcage is crushing her lungs, gonna go to see her tomorrow, bit of a road trip but worth it.

Jk hope she dies.

Nah rly tho I don't lmao I need to find the line.

Jk fuck that bitch.

Nah but for real, she's amazing.

Does sometimes it show a black thread title like there was a new post but it was just you? Does that for me, that's why I'm posting this.

Bags you got inner ones? I read the inner ones give the shit in the blood

I google image searched hemorrhoids and after throwing up everywhere i tried taking a pic of my butthole so i could compare and contrast. Basically hemorrhoids on google look like pink socks in porn. Like a sloppy blown out asshole. Mine is like a little bubble like maybe the size of an eraser probably smaller. More like a q tip but its flesh colored not pink/meat colored.

Bastard hurts tho i just took a shit and the shitting doesnt hurt but the wiping is difficult. Had to soak the TP and then dab it dry

Im falling apart bros

Uh oh if it makes you feel better I once grew another asshole.

Literally. It was a cist with a volcano peak

Yea mine is like the pink sock pretty much just a bunch of inner ones hanging out depending on the day or if I used prep h.....on a good day they stay in me ....my butt git meat flaps at this point tho. Literally just an awful war zone back there. Urs sounds different from mine.

Dudes better wish my granny well or else.

Lmao lold irl at I hope she dies. Smh lmao.

Lmao she's the best person ever tho.

Also a little bit racist.

Sending my prayers to wittys irish grandma. I dont pray but i wish her well.

And yea bags that sounds horrific. Im relieved to hear it and jealous that you upstaged me.

This thing hurts tho, even getting in and out of cars at work, anytime i crouch or sit down. Which is 24/7 basically.

I had an ingrown hair somewhere deep in my belly button literally last week. My belly button hurt. I was like wtf and i could sort of feel a knot in it. I thought it was a spider bite or something. But i woke up one morning and my belly button was slimy and there was like dried boogers in my belly button hair. It was gross. But im guessing the ingrown hair burst i probably scratched at it sleeping.

Hoping my body is just producing ingrown hairs now and not aids PUSTULES

Sup bodey

Dead @ sup bodey

Yea mine don't hurt like that. Safe bets on aids postules. Get w the winner @Bodey ... uh oh not long for this world

Uhoh. It's not hemorrhoids

You are growing a fucking tail...

Word that would be dope

Turns out it was an ingrown hair. All is right in the world

Don't worry....we will see u in a few years.