Wigga...u used to be handsome lmao

Try caring.....just for 1 year....I promise u will like it.

BUT NAH

i'm in an excellent mood bro's i just forgot how to be funny and likable throughout the years.

i am averse to anyone bettering themselves though, it is either because i refuse to do so myself so i'm jealous of those who do, but then i think about bettering myself, and how it cuts into time i use to destroy myself and remember i don't want to do any of that.

at the end of the day i'm always thinking about the fact that i don't understand existence in a broad general sense, not a societal sense, and i view people bettering themselves as giving into societal pressures and trying to extend their time in an existence we will never understand and its like

i enjoy beating off to deplorable porn after 12 hour video game sessions in which my only breaks are to microwave hot pockets and pizza rolls and to piss before grabbing more soda.

so we all lead lives in this world

mines better

SO HAVE FUN SQUATTING LIKE A WOMAN

AND EATING MULTIVITAMINS

i guess you got a kid tho you kind of have to be around for so there is that

i'm a loner in this existence of ignorance counting the days until the lights go out

Ayo but I mean....pussy is kindve cool too?

Handsome fella with a hot chick who makes good $$$ and has accomplished shit URL checking in

Read, practice your math, listen to people. You'll be Aite bagatron. Lmk how your offspring is doing, i can help you raise them right too

just eat your vegies mate

I respect @uh-oh da god's charisma & viewpoints

I think you have to find your motive; not everyone who "gives in" to societal norms is trying to accomplish the same thing

Sincerely,
The young Patrick Bateman w/ a gun fascination

My reputation speaks for itself.

Brain vitamins are good.

I'm interested who would win in a staring contest

Here's how this plays out.. each of u will record a video of ur selves staring at a picture of the other... timing ur selves until blinking occurs. Then times will be compared.

Gonna need pics of her to confirm tbc

Also I don't 5ake parenting advice from people without children....thanks tho bitch nigga.

No contest is needed. Neigh is far below me in everything.

Take my formula and you will feel good fuck good and think good.

Man fuck advice about kids from people who have none


Dad Frac would slap the shit out of Bachelor Frac

Bags, we've been bffs for 5 years now (FYI), you know I'd never lie to you.

Real question though: does that mean you wouldn't listen to your child's teacher if they didn't have kids themselves?

I'm a highly qualified professional with years of experience - and that's to say nothing of my stellar topical career and enviable battle runs. Plus, I also have raised my dog really well. 90% of the time he shits on the pad or outside. I know, it's impressive. If your daughter ever has a problem shitting on the floor, or if she chews on the furniture/through your socks and underwear, or she doesn't stop barking at people who walk by, let me know. I can help. I want to help.

i literally have no doubt that oats' girl is of the highest calibur.

how can one have that hair and ukulele skill and not?

thank you, Cake. glad someone here has some sense

Lmao! If I need a homework consult or housebreaking tips u will be my first contact old friend.