How can people be in serious relationships?

My brother came back from work while his gf was at home looking after their baby all day.
My brother said he wants to get a few cans of beer. She says she wanted to go to the big supermarket like 3 hours away. He said okay, but she has to drive cause he'll be drinking.
She replies that she doesnt want to drive.
He says fine then they wont go.
She says he was supposed to take him and the kid to the park.
He says cool, we'll go now.
She says "No, just go and get your cans".


Now she also has vodka. I just went into the living room looking for my phone. My bros been upstairs for like an hour playing Gran Turismo. She's alone in the living room, not drinking yet, with tears in her eyes.



HOW DO PEOPLE LIVE LIKE THIS?!?!?!?!!?!? I'm sitting here thinking "Shit I need to post for my haiku competition, go kick the punchbag for an hour, get a sunstone so I can make my Eevee evolve into a Flareon and then get drunk".

Lmao at evolving eevee tho
But not all serious relationships are like that lol atleast not here around me
Me an jess usually agree on shit or we argue till one of fucks up arguing our piece then we laugh an its over
Like she was throwing a bitch fit earlier cuz I had our son walk to the school bus stop literally about 30-40 yards away
She sayin wat happens if he get hit by a car
I say he learns to move his ass quicker lol
She said well what if it jumps on the sidewalk
I said then every fuckin kid is dyin an I'm alive to press charges
She gave up an walked out an our son got to school without bein hit by some random maniac driving through our apartment complex at 8am

We all win, no tears, no alcohol lol

I had to leave the room in the middle of my brother and his girlfriend arguing because these were legitimate parts...

Her: "Why would you say you would take us to the park if you wont?"
Him: "I said I will, duuuh"
Her: "Whatever"
Him: "Why did you say whatever like that?"
Her: "Cause you made a spazzy noise at me

Him: "So are we going to the park?"
Her: *Ignoring*
Him: *Clicks fingers and raises voice* "So are we going to the park?"
Her: *In a high pitched voice* "Don't shout at me"
Him: "Don't speak in such a high pitched voice. What do you think I am, a pigeon?"




I burst out laughing at both of these hilarious references and had to leave...they actually somehow continued to argue through it.

If you're with a bitch like that, she's the wrong one for you bro.

I'm a married man and can't even remember the last thing me and my wife argued over.

LOL

I dunno, I'm not responsible enough for all of this carry on yet. I'm sitting here waking up at 2pm every day, drinking on a Wednesday, having a Pot Noodle for dinner and staying up till 7am watching UFC at the weekend.

I couldn't be dealing with all this "Let's talk, watch Frozen and maybe think about having a child" shite.

Then again the frequent sex doesn't sound too bad. I last time I got The Ride was Clubland 2 (of anyone gets this they're the fucking man).

Me and my gf argue as a hobby but only over dumb shit like what to eat, we rarely have legit arguments.

I just wanna know what the hell a pot noodle is...its sounds like spaghetti made with weed lol

But yeah, the frequent sex is only frequent in the beginning and if you don't have kids lol

Same here.

Trivial bullshit, never full-blown arguments, we're too similar and laid back to care enough to argue.

Plus the only Frozen in my DVD collection is the ski slope horror one! I wouldn't watch anything else!

I think the American equivalent would be Ramen Noodles.

Noodles in a pit that are "just add boiling water" and done in three minutes or so, maybe with a sachet inside of sauce to add to them?

I don't know if they have them in Scotland or Ireland but Koka Noodles are the shit. You get 4/5 for £1 at Home Bargains over here and they taste FIRE!

Ahh okay yeah ramen noodles is what we got lol like 20 cents a piece
5/6 for a dollar or like a whole brick of em for like 3 bucks lol

stop posting and start voting

Vote Frank

If the person who got no showed wants feedback on what they wrote they will post it in the open mic forum...... It is up to the Moderator to do mandatory feedback on their drops in the magazine.

Moderator should clear the threads of everything but verses and votes.

Help keep the threads clean.

Yeah you might not be in the position to judge anyone, really.

Remember how you shut me out in the Finals? That was funny wasn't it @Dancake

You got lucky the site went down in whatever round of the playoffs season 4 ended. I could very well of champed season 4 too. 9 months later I'm born again after NYCSPITZ tells me the site is back up and Deadman is asking for me.

lol it's good to be back...

I got a bit bored of Koka Noddles. I preferred them for a long time but they started to get a bit rubbery. Although one of the greatest jobs in this small world is after you've eat the noodles, drinking the left over water from a Koka Noodle. It tastes like a big hug.

When my hangover clears up a bit I'll drop my votes.

@sraL

clean up those threads

horrible officiating

@Frank

Go fuck yourself