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El Muffin 06-06-2015 06:50 PM

I pretty much ignore u unless you call me out looking for my attention

Which is everyday

There is an ignore function

Use it. it'll be like I don't even exist

but that isn't what u want Lol

otherwise we wouldn't be having this conversation

Chill Phil 06-06-2015 06:51 PM

Who needs antiperspirant when there's antianxiety pills?

Ghost1 06-06-2015 06:53 PM

No muff

Name sum1 that fucks with u like u said

El Muffin 06-06-2015 06:55 PM

Yeah.

As I thought

U just said u only post towards me because you see my posts

if that isn't a shit poor excuse I don't know what is


you are a faggot freal b

Hush 06-06-2015 06:58 PM

I got this new cast iron outdoor wood burning fire pit deal
Gonna put it together now while blasting really loud obnoxious music


Lol cuz fuck my neighbors

I'll post a pic in here so my bro @lil miss muffin can check it out
Cuz we're friends
Take that @bafs

El Muffin 06-06-2015 07:02 PM

Hush just came at my throat yesterday

and I at His

Don't mean I hate him though

Or you

You genuinely hold feelings.

Lol laughable

u legit a cornball idc how many stories u tell us about weird ANIME sluts u bang.

everytime u do this disc faggy manuever shit u do I want to slut my wrists

Like that joe Metts shit lol

Wtf was thaT lmao

U felt normal doing that?

OMG MUFF IN HERE

LET ME MK A THREAD W/ NO MUFF

THERE IT'S DE MUFFED

that shit lol corny

veritas 06-06-2015 07:09 PM

I will cosign for Muff.......Muff will you allow this>?

Ghost1 06-06-2015 07:18 PM

I bought a grill today also lol

Ghost1 06-06-2015 07:19 PM

Oh an muff I'm not reading that first draft or ur next 9 edits

U pathetic

El Muffin 06-06-2015 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Veritas the invincible (Post 488741)
I will cosign for Muff.......Muff will you allow this>?

Of course I will

Chill Phil 06-06-2015 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bags (Post 488746)
Oh an muff I'm not reading that first draft or ur next 9 edits

U pathetic

Lol'd @ 9 edits


He does edit

non-alcoholic Beers Mcfaggot 06-06-2015 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phil Dunphy (Post 488730)
@Beers McSteak


I didnt read what you wrote, but I'm pretty sure about two things.

1.I'll continue doing whatever it is I want to do. This is a fact truer than God Himself.

And

2. You should stick to your guns even though a large number of people already think you're a faggot. If you ever feel like quitting, refer to my first fact and apply it to yourself.


High five?

1a) Hope it reels you in a nice husband to take care of you, then.

2) A large number of very faggy people think I am a "faggot", so by the double negation property I can not be a faggot since a bunch of dairy queens can't tell the Burger King that he's a strawberry swirly.

Your application for a high five has been transferred to Hush since it seems he needs it more than Floyd Mayweather feels the need to waste money on jewelry.

Chill Phil 06-06-2015 07:58 PM

So...no high five?

non-alcoholic Beers Mcfaggot 06-06-2015 08:01 PM

I'm trying to do someone a favor. Let hush have it since his life is trying to OD on coke that is mixed with flour and baking soda each and every day, he needs a win badly.

I am a noble sir, I shall not rob the needsome. Let the lonesome boy have the high five so he can finally taste the ever-elusive aura of any sort of victory.

Chill Phil 06-06-2015 08:04 PM

Fuck this, your answers are way too long.

Ghost1 06-06-2015 08:05 PM

Lmao

non-alcoholic Beers Mcfaggot 06-06-2015 08:06 PM

You are aware that this is a site where the premise is based upon writing and reading?

So with the fact being that I am barely typing anything I am concluding that you binge on boxed wine and antianxiety pills out of pure sadness due to an inability to read. You bring shame to the arts of reading and writing, Phillip. Deep shame.

Chill Phil 06-06-2015 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beers McSteak (Post 488761)
You are aware that this is a site where the premise is based upon writing and reading?

Yes.




You see how I answered a yes or no question?


Wait. No. Don't answer that.

Chill Phil 06-06-2015 08:12 PM

And it's spelled Phillipe.

non-alcoholic Beers Mcfaggot 06-06-2015 08:18 PM

Yes, Phillip, I see you have made a major breakthrough. This is a momentous occasion, I have guided you like a father to a young young daughter. Though the chances I am your actual father are only moderate at best and I'm not paying that short haired beast a penny or a peso in child support.

And you will be addressed as Phillip since Phillipe is the name of a fella that milks bulls, if you catch the drift.


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