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El Muffin 11-20-2014 01:51 AM

i bet u ole girl cud snatch a apple outta a bucket of water on some cobra like shit niggas

topkek 11-20-2014 02:23 AM

http://i.imgur.com/BzQx67f.jpg

~RustyGunZ~ 11-20-2014 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muff (Post 441199)
i bet u ole girl cud snatch a apple outta a bucket of water on some cobra like shit niggas

He could use those apples

topkek 11-20-2014 02:29 AM

@iBeenWavy on Twitter

http://i.imgur.com/Mj1Iuqa.jpg

kid just steals black twitter tweets + posts "when ya girl" reaction pics

spoiler: has no girl

~RustyGunZ~ 11-20-2014 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by topkek (Post 441204)
@iBeenWavy on Twitter

http://i.imgur.com/Mj1Iuqa.jpg

kid just steals black twitter tweets + posts "when ya girl" reaction pics

spoiler: has no girl

trying to change his brain waves to not a faggot with that remote

channel blocked

E Tha Real 11-20-2014 02:45 AM

Love the sweater your mom knitted, gives you a nice mid-drift.

YDK 11-20-2014 04:01 AM

This faggot has one good eye...and 57 lazy eyes scattered across his face

This bitch don't get hair cuts, he just pops the puss outta all the infected hairs and it shrinks an inch over night

Hows this dyke got the face of an overweight infant with baby acne but got the fashion sense of Perez Hilton meets the rapist version bill Cosby?

Seriously I hope this bitch has the mental strength of junior seau 2 minutes pre suicide you fat worthless cunt

I can't even express how much I wanna punch you in the face, with a shovel, the square kind, with dried concrete on it just in the hopes it mashes your face to a near human replication

Kill yourself faggot that 40k you getting ain't gonna be enough to buy a personality self esteem pro active and a therapist. Just give it up

YDK 11-20-2014 04:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by topkek (Post 441202)

Looking like your grandmothers wife (yes wife of your grandmother its obvious dyke is in your blood) sewed your baby blanket as pockets on a hoody so you can rub an caress to build your confidence while taking pictures for your blacksinglesmeet profile

YDK 11-20-2014 04:05 AM

Can't even go Ham on this fat fuck in fear that he'll eat the thread smfh

YDK 11-20-2014 04:08 AM

Quadruple post an I'm trying NOT to insult this fuckin idiot

Seriously,

You make Scott akers look like an acceptable choice for a human being. You're fucking pathetic

Witty 11-20-2014 06:58 AM

It is moments such as these when Netcees is truly a community.

I feel all warm and gooey inside.

Batty 11-20-2014 08:14 AM

This wigga lookin like Eeorye with no ears

Lookin like Paul Bart's daughter with a John Cena cut

This nigga snorkels in cake batter

Lookin like Snuffalupagus with Down Syndrome

Lookin like a pregnant lesbian manatee

Old McKids hoodie wearing ass

Lookin like fetal alcohol Jimmy Kimmel

Lookin like he been kissing strawberries and shit

This nigga lookin like he got ice cream depression

Lookin like all his clothes were made from Sega Genesis graphics

Lookin like Modok from X-Men but with the face of Ross the Gay Intern from Late Night

Lookin like his bacne had a Roman candle war with his acne,...who ever wins, we lose

Lookin like he's always posing for a profile pic on depressedchubbylesboscissor.com

Lookin like Kid Icarus with type 2 diabetes and the fashion sense of a rapping kid in the Black or White video

Look like an extra in an early 90's after school documentary on alternative lifestyles and depression

Part time taste tester at Left Twix Factory but lookin for full time work

anime_boners 11-20-2014 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by topkek (Post 441202)

ROFLZZZ

completely deaded at leopard print pocket w/ matching under slip

this nigga is a plus sized lesbian model for Ecko, Southpole, Fubu and all other formerly urban brands, now found at JC Penny.

Strikta 11-20-2014 09:16 AM

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veritas 11-20-2014 09:21 AM

Dead at part time lefttwix.

This girl looking like an extra from orange is the new black

anime_boners 11-20-2014 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by topkek (Post 441204)
@iBeenWavy on Twitter

http://i.imgur.com/Mj1Iuqa.jpg

nm, just thinkin' bout my 3rd lunch, u?



nigga face got so many holes in it, it look like a mosaic

Hush 11-20-2014 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anime_boners (Post 441264)
ROFLZZZ

completely deaded at leopard print pocket w/ matching under slip

this nigga is a plus sized lesbian model for Ecko, Southpole, Fubu and all other formerly urban brands, now found at JC Penny.


Sweater hot tho

anime_boners 11-20-2014 09:34 AM

you trolling or srs?

I mean we all got our tastes but I can't fuck w/ animal print in like 99% of cases

Diode 11-20-2014 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knucklehead (Post 441205)
trying to change his brain waves to not a faggot with that remote

channel blocked

lold

Batty 11-20-2014 09:53 AM

This nigga lookin like he wore that shirt on porpoise

Lookin like he went to Super Cuts, threw down 7 bucks and said give me the Charlie Brown.

Lookin like beast mode princess Fiona went GI Jane.

This nigga got mathlete's foot

Lookin like Corky from Life Goes On finished 2nd in a Paul Wall contest

Lookin like his lips been dipped in female gremlin estrogen

This nigga Makin faces like he farted in bubble bath water

This nigga 's hoodie got a built-in Betty Rubble skirt

This nigga lookin like he smokes potpourri with rogue members of the debate club at junior high school

This looks like Tyler Black's 4th grade revolt stage

This nigga lookin like he free bases peanut butter out of Reeses and then shoots up the chocolate

Ol psyduck lips as nigga

Lookin like he tried to spike the punch at a Boy Scout meeting with Fresca ass nigga

Lookin like Rusev 's grade school selfies

Face looking like female Swamp Thing vaginal

House lookin like a gay British pub that somebody tried to putty the gloryhole shut with Activia

Lookin like the dad from Still Standing mixed with Roseanne Bar's enema leavings

Ol depressed Care Bear face ass nigga


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