Thanks cuz. Your head is shaped perfectly to be bald. I can't pull that off because my head is way too fucking big, and my skull is too. HEY YO!!!

But seriously I have a fat head.

You're right, my head is perfect.

I can't sleep again.

why are u going to be dead?

i may be a little bit of a hypochondriac.

No, you can not die from insomnia.

there are many things wrong with me, insomnia is just one.

In some ways it's the best one, but in other ways it is not.

Its a bad thing that i'm perpetually bored and lazy. I need to buy a can of ambition from the gas station mini mart. They stock that typa shit right? Fml.

Fuck it. Im only voting on the required ammount of battles since thats what everyone else does

@Admins

Ban Witty from entering this forum. His outlandish disrespect towards Certain will not be tolerated. Have him either executed, with a swift beheading or simply go into the control panel and put a restriction on his participation in this forum.

I'm in the mood for 2 pancakes with butter and syrup but I just ate like a hundred string beans. What is wrong with me what is wrong

Lol please.

Don't be foolish, you do not have this kind of sway.

The Fox stays, and there is nothing you can do about it.

Leave me child, I am thinking.

*3 pancakes

doitdoitdoitdoit

Me and you only ones that seem to vote on all the battles lol. I hit up your battle though. That length wont get too many reads im sure but good shit lol

Pancake tacos?

No!!! 2 little ones! I will make them and post them!!

@Witty I can't I'll explode I had garlic pepper string beans an hour ago if that -__-

The risk is worth taking.

The risk is always worth taking for an extra pancake.

Witty, I will suffocate you into a moon lit blue aspyhxia. Your childish tirade will forever be condemned to the discussion section of the forum. You will get multiple bottles cracked over your head in honor of Saint Patricks day.

If you don't publicly apologize for your bafoonery you will face extreme repercussions at the hands of the shadow government.