hahahahaha just read wise's comments.

@Wise Ways nah i was writing yesterday so i didn't get high, i can't write when I'm high cuz i just end up eating pizza and watching documentaries about the universe, don't even have any weed atm prolly be tomorrow before i can get some :(

@Certain i really wish my doctor shared your opinion.

big baby u gotta put

V/ big baby at the end or nobody will be able to decipher your votes

Nah, I like his votes. They're like puzzles.

I'm gonna just say this. There is a fucking hilarious verse that's been posted this round. That is all.

I tell my doctor everything. Never lie to your doctor or your lawyer.

I don't like doctors.

how many links do we need?

4

Aiyo no one does as many ninja edits as me

I swear fucking no one

My average has to be at least 3 per post on a good day

Get admin power and no one can even see that you edited your post. Power move.

I do the same. I type too fast and forget simple words all the time, and for some reason I can't not go back and correct.

yea at least 25 percent of my posts i ninja edit

BUT AYO

i know i said i'd try and vote on every battle but that aint happening lol. i got my 4 votes

and as the voting deadline nears, if any battles need more votes to be decided i'll throw my 2 cents in

We have until midnight Saturday, yes?

I can get my votes in by then for sure.

Yes, that's the plan.

If a battle is close and needs a few more votes I'll request it and if forced the deadline will be moved to accommodate.

Rules have been edited. Any match that reaches 5-0 in votes will be closed. Pretty standard, just wanted it known that that's official now.

This cold is fucking terrible.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cykGnl1KvcM

i have a cold too. I meant to take the day to install an upgraded turbo inlet pipe on my car. Instead I watched youtube documentaries and binge gamed with friends. I feel like a turd. Whys Ways secretly enjoys topicals. I was falling asleep a couple minutes ago, and you know that point where you are like asleep (forget your surroundings) but still conscious? At that exact point I was like uhhh i wanna move... and couldnt... then was like, where the fuck am I... I half opened my eyes, and it feels indistinguishible from when you have a really bad car accident on the track or highway, and are fuzzy from the collision, and you know you need to move but you keep forgetting why and are moving through a hazy smog, and you snap into consciousness and panic

I have a swollen ribcage and inflated lungs.

I win.

We all have inflated lungs.