i gotta charge up my comp bc im not voting from phone cuz its painful to do so...but i got u @Pent uP @Gazette

You also must vote on my three way, which is looking like it might be a two way at the moment.

We'll see

Posting in a few @Split Eight

thanks^^.

would appreciate your feed @Vulgar, you seem like a good writer

You don't, though.

That's weird. I'm a published poet and an English BA student at Oxford, England. That you exemplified in your vote though. 0-7? Kayyyy, thanks for that. (yes, you may proceed to suck it)

It's not hard to get published. YDK did

Slayed

no, but it's hard to get published if you're shit

hey man, at least i was gracious enough to tell you you had a great verse, let's not bother with the beef eh?

What beef?
I didnt read your verse so why would I tell you I liked it?
I rarely read my opponents verses. Nothing personal. .I can make commentary about your verse last week which I liked but I just dont have anything to say this week.

eh? u paranoid or somethin? I didn't say anything about you reading / liking my verse

Oh.
No.
I just had to reread the thread now..I didnt know he was replying to you. That was a stand alone funny.

gazette for future reference don't give your opinion of votes against you while the battles open. that could be considered swaying which is a DQ. just a heads up.

Okay then. Y'know, medicines for schizophrenia have come a long way since the Seventies. Who are you talking to now?

werd, but if someone straight up insults me in a different thread (this one) on the basis of a recent battle, surely I'm allowed to defend myself? Aint like i'm "actively" trying to curry votes, just some cunt wants a bit of banter, fair dooz no?

I was referring to the post you made in the battle thread that we deleted for you. you were breaking down a voters vote. that was unacceptable. but no harm done. we caught it quick enough.

@Mike Wrecka

@Split Eight

im posting in a few please don't close the battle yet...

your good inno. you got three hours till deadline and ill be asleep by then soooooooooooo ya

aaaah, my bad. Yeah I already apologized to Zygote, lost my temper a bit. Took me 3 hours to write that verse tho so you can understand I'd be a little bit annoyed if some dippy asshole half-reads it n starts criticizing shit that wasnt even in there. but yeah, slip of the temperament, i'll leave that thread alone

I have a feeling that student will be your occupation until you kill yourself due to student debt if any of that is true, which it isn't.

I take that back, you could be published and have an English BA. But anyone worthy of a decent college wouldn't reply so childish with such earnest. You meant that 0-7 remark, whereas someone with legitimate intelligence or wit would ascertain I'm not an idiot due to a record. And even if I was an idiot, someone from your insane loftiness wouldn't gleam that from a record on a text site but rather from how I post.

Also, everything I wrote above is useless. Because if what you wrote, with it's horrible grammar and grade school level story mechanics, is what they profess at Oxford they should be discredited.

You're a liar and horrible at English. Don't speak to me again.

Edit: probably can't say that while the battle is up.

Gazette should learn the nuances of topicals vs poetry

what college? you seen the Bodleian's interior? notice how many fine (admittedly, white) bitches hover outside the train station? how about them ancient hippies though?

yo, i don't want my hair or beard braided. move.

handbrakecar just kinda put you in your place, btw. -- edit. even if he confused glean for gleam.

^^lol

inno vs split ready for votes

well, you obviously worked quite hard on that reply so I won't criticize you too much, but

"childish with such earnest"

doesn't make sense, nor does

"that 0-7 remark, whereas someone with legitimate intelligence or wit would ascertain I'm not an idiot"

Because that's exactly what one would logically ascertain from such a piss-poor record.

"someone from your insane loftiness wouldn't gleam that from a record on a text site but rather from how I post"

Fair enough, I'll draw my conclusions from the post I'm quoting. Yep, you're still an idiot.

"Also, everything I wrote above is useless. Because if what you wrote, with it's horrible grammar and grade school level story mechanics, is what they profess at Oxford they should be discredited."

Yes it's useless, because you've failed to differentiate between University level writing, and some colloquial shit I'm spewing on a forum to a jumped up little moron like yourself.

Hope that wasn't too harsh. Seeya.

handbrakecar? yeah, the name itself kinda nullifies itself

We're done here, folks.

the name itself kinda nullifies*

if you were suitably succinct you wouldn't have used that word twice.

well, i'm calling bullshit seeing as you avoided my questions. and you can't read. he may have meant in such earnest* or with such earnestness* to be more orthodox, but you're allowed abstractions even in prosaic expression.

get at me.

-- edit. nifty edit, Gaz-who-probably-studies-at-Brookes, maybe. closest you're getting to Oxford.

this is good entertainment

and that's with all earnestness yo

alright, firstly, to whose standard do I have to be 'suitably succinct'? The fuck, this is a rap forum, not a dissertation y'idiot.

I don't know if i did avoid your questions. Please, ask them again, I'm so interested.

"abstractions even in prosaic expression"

yeah that sounds well impressive bro, but it's completely wrong, you're defending a grammatical error with, ironically, flowery abstractions of your own. 'prosaic expression' hasn't got a damn thing to do with it dumbass.

I'm out for a bit, be back in like half an hour, so you got time to rustle up your big words and make equally meaningless statement as that last one, take your time, i'll reply, this is amusing.

Calm down, people. We're supposed to be the relaxed ones.

nah nah, it's all relaxed, this is just a bit of fun

Took me 3 hours to write that verse

and i just read it. lol. yea, you definitely study where you say you do!

sorry, didn't realise i was sitting here screaming bout where i'm doing BA, then being evasive when someone asks me actual questions about the city.

i kinda like it there. has a quaint charm.

edit -- @ comment below me: reports of my death are greatly exaggerated. that gets me.

add. i come through here like once a month btw, but i have to just say you're a spectacular faguette.

>this is a rap forum, not a dissertation
> claimed Oxford education with a BA in Topicalism
> posts Mark Twain through a transmogrifier set to iambic longbar

Teehee

I was meanna take you seriously because you knew the name of an Oxford Halls of Residence? Yeah, Google's good isn't it?

Hey, if you doubt I am where I say I am, an admin can check my I.P. go ahead lol, I'm sat in All Souls right now

Fuck the debate just vote me Vs. pancake up

This gaylord had better submit lyrics soon. I will give him as much time as possible

lol @ this nigga and his crippled comprehensive skills

the Bodleian's a library. a big old one. i'll be getting a pass to access it in less than two months.

as i said, Brookes, at best.

pz