Maybe my parents need me? Maybe we have a big house and we're close/I don't have some need for independence to prove myself to myself. Maybe I have freedom there? Maybe I'm emotionally crippled and can't cope with life. Maybe I have some health issue. Maybe it's financial and I don't adhere to typical measures of success. Maybe I like waking up at noon, pouring a giant bowl of Dynobites and playing into my 15th season of a Madden franchise, and living with my parents offers me that freedom. Maybe I'm an anti-nationalist. Whatever the case may be, it's not 'game over', more like game on. That's stupid.

not talking bout u dont even know u

Those things apply to anyone.

if u guys live together and spend all days on NC speculating about grown men through tenuous observations on NC and social media all power to u tho bro!

wat applies to every1

lol u have potential but your vocab usage is awful tbh...and by awful i mean real bad but it isn't anything you can't fix

lol @ nyc making an inherent emphasis on grown men like being gay is something to be ashamed of

dull boy, come here man, let's blow each other, honey get off the couch. we're gay and have all power to us, bro.

Thanks for your condescending approval for me to philosophize on the internet.

bb you overrate your own intelligence by about 20 IQ points...I got you at 115, I'm over 130

if dat tru and i write better dan u den dat does mean youre underacheiva, am i correc? lmao

u wont win u just not dat smart u underestimatiem own iq bout bazillion points u about at 12 i am 34 easily

huh? u seem like a smart dude, dunno what ur talking about tho. I'm j listening to slaughterhouse and budden is from jerz so i think it's funny u niggas r getting so defensive "lol omg hahah nyc is blah blah i bet i should go slide down a crystal elephant waterslide now haha". well i guess that's just bb the bb. Dunno shit is lame to me but I'm a bit older than him so I guess it's natural, prob going through some tough times in his life or something so has to act funny on NC to blow steam. Sad possibility but 77% accurate

I'm bi sexual.

By bi I mean I've blown a handful of guys just to be sure I wasn't gay.

I'm not.

I kind of liked it.

Enough to do it several times more. @ill nika

My uncle was, and I kept my room straight.

"...."

j being real dawg, get me that runescape money u faggot

Be friends plz.

I SHOULD go slide down a crystal elephant water slide.

What is that?

nh real talk idk what youre talking about legit legit, like this is me now, a human being. not robotic rapist. real, idk runescape or anything you refer to me i just play along cause i like having rapport with ppl idk based on relationships based on assumptions. dont refer to me as cristian, refer to me as johnny.


johnny legion.

thats my name.

Sounded like an intro to a Macklemore song tbh

That's funny, creepy and cool. Like a Goth TLC cover band.

oh...

ite

What made it seem like that? The Macklemore line at the end, maybe?

I beat bb in ruzzle. He brought it up in the magazine. Made excuses. Covering. Ego shattered. Pancake.

I believe that nature is scarier (by our own measures) than we can possibly imagine.

One time when I was a kid I didn't like a guy because he was deliberately standing in front of me so I couldn't see cuz I was being a goalkeeper even though I hated it but it was my turn so I got angry and tried to smash his face with a rock we were using as goalposts but he ran away and my brother was there too and he ran away with him and I ran after them both and they went into my house so I ran in after and punched the guy in the face and then my brother punched me and my grandparents were there because they were visiting and then the guy went home crying and I had to go apologize and he said it's ok and then we played his playstation and i dunno what my brother did.

How. Animals eat animals. They fuck and reproduce. It's all base. How is it scarier. You're pissing me off Vulgar.

OMG THERE'S GHOST SNAKES

gave ya motha that ghost snake


boo nigga

I enjoyed this story and why you shared.

This is the funniest thing I've read on this site.

the immanent godhead

lol

I'll try to convey myself better. The grim, brutal, mercilessness of natural creatures and the environments that surround them.

The silent lethality of a spider in its web.

The ferocity of a bear swiping at its prey.

The endurance and mental fortitude of a deep sea squid. (http://www.sciencedaily.com/articles...telligence.htm)

All of these are intimidating things, especially if you find yourself as an animal and an equal in these ecosystems. This might be abstract thought that's painstakingly under-researched but my instincts tell me that animals don't get the credit they deserve for how impressive they are at existing. Have you ever seen a cat playing with an injured mouse, or a monkey dragging another monkey into a cave to engage in cannibalism?

Nature's scary, br0.

chemical weapons and nuclear warheads are scarier.

People do scary better than anything except maybe aliens we don't know about yet.

F5 Tornado full of armed nuclear warheads.

Those weapons are utilizing nature which makes nature the culprit.

The nature of the universe OR human nature are included in this too, btw.

yeah but people are still scarier than any animal.

http://i.imgur.com/8n7yh.gif

What's scarier now?

I would prefer the blast to being eaten alive.

Hehe ty men