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Split 06-28-2013 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Slowhands (Post 86110)
and you're wasting your worthless energy on weak attempts at being relevant to what is going on. just stop, you look desperate and it shows. go back to text crews and fantasy shit man.

lmfaooo. did you actually think that, or are you just trying your darnedest to make the most meanest sentence u can?

Meth 06-28-2013 01:01 AM

Seems to me Slowhands is legitimately upset, but trying hard to pretend he isn't.

SiK 06-28-2013 01:02 AM

Lmao. 82nd is the only division that deploys now?


You sound like a fucking idiot...Glad your not watching my 6

Meth 06-28-2013 01:03 AM

And also, I think watching my 6 is the stupidest fucking thing ever.

Carry on tho.

SiK 06-28-2013 01:07 AM

Dont carry on me Meth


Ima bring back MM

Slowhands 06-28-2013 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SiK (Post 86126)
Lmao. 82nd is the only division that deploys now?


You sound like a fucking idiot...Glad your not watching my 6

did I say that idiot? I know the rotation shit, but we get RC South, RC East, and every other hot spot that fuck units can't hold on too. Matter fact, my last deployment to RC West, Bala Murghab Valley we got RIP by 2nd ID. While we were doing right seat rides on the OPs we had, got in a TIC, and an E6 couldn't even perform remedial action on a M240B. Bitch got punked off my hill the same day. We lost 16 guys in that valley between us and MARSOC only to find out 2nd ID stepped off all 11 OPs we took because they couldn't hold them.

Like I said kid, we fight REAL wars, you might go over there. But the boardwalk in Kdar or Disney in Bagram isn't a deployment.

Rawn M.D. 06-28-2013 01:08 AM

To quote the 30 rock episode I'm watching, bout the troops: "they're just a bunch of gay guys who like to get in costume n prance around"

Continue

Allen Knight 06-28-2013 01:08 AM

some one is frazzled

Split 06-28-2013 01:10 AM

this dude's so badAss bro, he doesnt respect people fighting the same war as him

Allen Knight 06-28-2013 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Split Eight (Post 86139)
this dude's so badAss bro, he doesnt respect people fighting the same war as him

lmaoo nigga battles his own reflection to prove a point

Sharp 06-28-2013 01:14 AM

yo thats a lot of acronyms

respect

Slowhands 06-28-2013 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Split Eight (Post 86139)
this dude's so badAss bro, he doesnt respect people fighting the same war as him

I respect them, but I don't see them as the same. They aren't, ask anyone that's been in 82nd for more than 5 years. A normal year for us is West Point to cadets, CJSOTF ops in Florida, and NTC or JRTC. What's your MOS anyway? How many times have you deployed and where?

Split 06-28-2013 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Slowhands (Post 86143)
I respect them, but I don't see them as the same. They aren't, ask anyone that's been in 82nd for more than 5 years. A normal year for us is West Point to cadets, CJSOTF ops in Florida, and NTC or JRTC. What's your MOS anyway? How many times have you deployed and where?

I got a 99 on my ASVAB lol.. almost joined the Marines... then the recruiter told me I'd have to go to officer school to get into the fighter pilot program and that was like 8 years of service to pay off school loans, and I'd rather be a regular old engineer

Just C 06-28-2013 03:24 AM

not 1 lol was given in this thread of extreme try hard, slowhands wins.

Split 06-28-2013 04:51 AM

ITT JustCmen attempts to make an ally in a roast thread

yea man ur a natural at this whole community thing

Slowhands 06-28-2013 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Split Eight (Post 86227)
ITT JustCmen attempts to make an ally in a roast thread

yea man ur a natural at this whole community thing

yo what do you do here? besides socialize with a bunch of dudes on the internet. seriously, you seem to not do anything. so please go back to your nothingness noob

Hush 06-28-2013 09:22 AM

This faggots hairline deploying to the back of his head

veritas 06-28-2013 09:28 AM

Jimminy Cricket!

Slowhands 06-28-2013 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hush (Post 86294)
This faggots hairline deploying to the back of his head

I already beat you in a pic battle you fuckin munchkin.
now please go back to the factory

Just C 06-28-2013 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Split Eight (Post 86227)
ITT JustCmen attempts to make an ally in a roast thread

yea man ur a natural at this whole community thing

thats it, keep defending your net honour u unfunny try hard weirdo.

veritas 06-28-2013 11:02 AM

this thread REEKS of try hard and butthurt.

fair enough?

Hush 06-28-2013 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Slowhands (Post 86312)
I already beat you in a pic battle you fuckin munchkin.
now please go back to the factory

Lolwat? I doubt that happened
But if it did u would remember it, with u being a weirdo and all

Hush 06-28-2013 11:06 AM

Omg his sig

Legit sad

Slowhands 06-28-2013 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Hush (Post 86336)
Omg his sig

Legit sad

just for you

Battle Hymns 06-28-2013 11:21 AM

Is this dood a Polock? They're fucking everywhere in Chicago... like roaches... turn something over and they're there...

Quotient 06-28-2013 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Slowhands (Post 85920)
you sound either offended or envious, seriously, shit is like pyscology 101 college shit. you ever been to college? people attack what they are threatened by. you can call it what you want to save face, but fact is, i posted a pic, and i'm not fazed by this wak ass comedy club.

but if you want, you can save more face with a pic battle. that goes for any of you. should be an easy win since i'm a wak white boy

that made me laugh so hard.

and it's spelt 'wack' btw.

but lol @ misspelling the college course you are boasting about loool.

well...maybe that's how they spell it at community college, right Amend ?

Sharp 06-28-2013 12:28 PM

Fuckin gone @ taking pyschology

Chyeahhh!!! 06-28-2013 12:32 PM

that pit is staring into my FREAKIN SOUL MAN

Greed 06-28-2013 12:57 PM

Got a platinum membership at average joes gym

Inbox full of promotional items from anchor blue

Witty 06-28-2013 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharp Nine (Post 85677)
Yo but... Pets looking like their owners and vice versa tho

Damn @ the facial unity

Lmao glad I wasn't the only person to notice this.

wtf lol

Dope girl 06-28-2013 04:55 PM

Look like he got pitbul face

Split 06-28-2013 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slowhands (Post 85699)

Ohhfuckkk funniest postin the thread. Who missed this hahaha

Seyance 06-28-2013 06:29 PM

lol, this guy was wack when he went ghost.. now he thinks he's butler and resin combined. plus he's an ugly queer who works as a meat shield for some of the most corrupt people in the world. and only has a dog waiting for him in the stagnant motel room he calls home.
Quote:

tries to find the stores n summer camps his shirts are referencing,
that was /thread though.

Slowhands 06-29-2013 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seyance (Post 86606)
lol, this guy was wack when he went ghost.. now he thinks he's butler and resin combined. plus he's an ugly queer who works as a meat shield for some of the most corrupt people in the world. and only has a dog waiting for him in the stagnant motel room he calls home.


that was /thread though.

did you just go conspiracy theory on me?

Objective 06-29-2013 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slowhands (Post 86881)
did you just go conspiracy theory on me?

Could you please shut the fuck up for the entirety of your roast-thread and stop being an irrelevant annoying faggot?

Witty 06-29-2013 01:39 PM

Why are you called slowhands?

Slowhands 06-29-2013 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witty (Post 86899)
Why are you called slowhands?

it was handed to me, so I used it. mainly because my old name was tied to 2002 join date, which i wanted to lose because people tend to try you favorably. i also became a dickhead to further achieve the results i wanted.

i wanted to be good at text without the social club influence, most people don't see it. others love being in it and let it go to their head. in the end, its a fucking message board on the internet

Rawn M.D. 06-29-2013 11:40 PM

so u make it ur usertitle LOL, and quotient already said it 'was not handed to u.' Im at a loss righ now..

Slowhands 06-29-2013 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rawn MacDon (Post 87002)
so u make it ur usertitle LOL, and quotient already said it 'was not handed to u.' Im at a loss righ now..

that was before, when i came back to RB and didn't want to post on my Amend name. Only recently did i start looking for old people and who was still around. so i kept slowhands since it was the last relevant account i had. Quo is full of shit too, i was given slowhands and pt_got account

Rawn M.D. 06-30-2013 03:17 PM

Either way, ur not as nice as u think u r, and u keep contradicting urself...and no one really cares, this is simply ur attempt to remain relevant, thats only REAL explanation, i think its about time 4 u to pull ur famous 'disappearing' act again..tbh. @Slowhands


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