lmaaao take your pick

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He shops at Dolce Katana.

His appearance gave his nervous system a nervous breakdown

lookin like Lord Farquad's pedicure specialist.

lmaoooo wtf???? that made me laugh probly more than it should have

The only known practicioner of astral travel into the faggotry dimension.

Taught Christopher Waltz how to thumb wrestle in an empty cabin

After his birth his mom's had her tubes tied at the local water park

#BuddhaBum Tsh

Ol' Free Willy is my favorite movie lookin ass nigga

Ol' frappucino is a permanent staple in my diet lookin ass nigga

Ol' David Spade with lower testosterone levels lookin ass nigga

Cheeky the British Broomstick lookin ass

Koala Bear coalition lookin ass

Ivan Drago with vaginal modifications lookin ass

Prays to the Norse gods every night with a blood sacrifice to bring back the holocaust

Had derm abrasion performed by the neighborhood tile n grout company

He doesn't read newspapers, he processes them

His rosy cheeks could fill a garden

have a frappucino after i fap in chinos, thats me

If Brendan Frasier slowly turned into the Wicked Witch of the Text

Owns every season of the O.C. on VHS

Mastered the art of quilting at the ripe age of 2

has Black Cock Down on DVD & Bluray

The sight of him is so unconjerable he scared his pet gerbil w his best Richard gear impression

Son of Squidward lookin ass nigga

20,000 Leagues Under the Semen lookin ass nigga


(should I stop? lol)

Cries himself awake every morning

Takes generic prozac n thinks he's prosaic

lol

his tears rain down from Hyrule Temple clouds

this dude looks like he catches fireflies with his mouth in Zelda

When he sneezes, ginger ale comes out of his nose

lmfao

after like 10 straight post of cringe worthy boarding in this thread, that actually made me chuckle out loud

Face like his mom's prolactin count has prolapsed

he invented the dance move 'Criss Cross Snapplesauce'

Used to leave clues that led to more clues in the locker of his 3rd grade crush

She meet him in lounge of a Best Buy audio department with an arrest warrant senior year

lookin like he's a member of the Slovenian slim jim team

lookin like he had an affair with Cro's Edit Button and got her pregnant

the baby's name is Annunaki

Twister is his faces favorite game

His best friend is the asparagus plant.

films fish dying out of water with a crank reel over the acoustics of Incubus

The picture is taken with a pro camera but even pixels shy away from an ugly face the elephant man would laugh at.

Walks around w bitter beer face n doesn't drink beer

Owns a timeshare in Somalia with David Uosikkinens half brother

The picture of his face is used as confidence boost for severly burned fire victims.

Suffered through years of child abuse performed for the good of the community