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always moves first as black in chess while daring his opponent to say something
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Lololol wow.split&sharp goin innnnnn
This nigga black gamble casted expelios on his dignity |
Thinks Santaria is a book in the Old testament
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Snoop Grogg
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If you grab both his nipples and whisper 'the color nurple' its a hyperlink to his African American poetry tumblr
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Pistol Pete with little feet
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has biweekly wet dreams about maya angelou
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writes politically correct limericks for the Baptist Science Monitor under the penname 'Loving God Takes Both Wrists'
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80% of his clothing accuses george bush of terrorism
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Is still involved in a vicous lawsuit with tje power tool company black and decker for racial profiling
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Muslim name Abdeeq Aeropost-al
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is Saul William's desk clerk but wait until you see his neck twirk
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uses white shoe inserts solely for symbolic purposes
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is what happens when you merge Tay Diggs and an actual antelope
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He considers the best day of his life the day that Michelle Obama spit her gum under his tire treads.
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refuses to use whitening tooth paste in fear of it working too well
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If Mase's studious son started a dry cleaner's business
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Has boycotted elmers glue....for obv reasons
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When playing pick up basketball he gets overly passionate during team-choosing... "I COTTON-PICK YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU!!!"
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lookin like ja rule dugg up gary colemans corpse & fell into the machine from the fly
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has never won a game of basketball in his skinny life
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pulled some strings at his adopted fathers lighting company and cameo'd in Star Wars as Mace Windbreaker
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Quote:
lookin like Dwight the Chemist from Englewood |
thought Winnebagos were a type of mayonnaise
asked his dad to buy him one |
always gets skinny jeans but they fit normal
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He starts every sentence with "In reality..."
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Bryant gumbel & t.i hired ally mcbeal as their surrogate mother
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Sought emancipation at age 15 for parents naming him 'john'
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His friends call him Norman but his mom calls him Darcheeba.
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mother got raped by kobe bryant in 2007
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has memorized hardees menus in 6 different states
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If you play A Tribe Called Quest around him, he smiles.
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TThe result of the i have a dream speach ejaculating into a dungeons an dragons board game
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he thought "Black on Both Sides" by Mos Def was discriminatory towards three dimensional diagrams
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considers aunt jemima a sellout
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he got slapped in the face repeatedly by Denzel Washington in Glory
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Malcom XP
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most African thing about him is his BMI thought Arm & Hammer was a socialist movement in the 1980s |
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