U been posted pics my G

Ur license is outdated.....but that doesnt mean u exempt from roastin.

Roast on my dude. Roast on.

But Split....

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Is your name Dylan Birch?

Villain pls.

nah my pimple connect the dots face got it's feelings hurt

Lil Crappy

Villain you're being a real asshole right now.

A Mcpimply asshole.?

Well I'm going to use my acne cream and cry myself to sleep tonight guise, thnks a lot. wow

much embarrassed


very Acne.

oh wow

i didnt realize bleak became a tranny

Lookin like an ogre with Dizasterous implications

Lookin like a degenerate World of Warcraft antihero

Lookin like Larry the Cable Guy put on a few pounds of lighter fluid and mumps

dude looks like he plays darts with toilet bowls

He looks like a fucking goat cheese forklift operator got fired for having such despicable skin

Lookin like a live germ assumed the body of a prototypical fat kid

This faggot has a bucket list full of chocolate and he's painting your house with Dagel's teardrops

Lookin like the type of maggot that crawls out of a Chef Boyardee can at your local bodega

Lookin like Oscar Meyer's brother Big Orville

Lookin like he sells bowls of chili at Papa Roach concerts

Lookin like he dressed for a barbecue and the beef patty was his face

Lookin like a bedbug with low self esteem

my name is not Dylan birch u poverty nigger

Leant


He got one of his titties signed by Matt Kenseth at a NASCAR race.

He's got a lifetime ban from Golden Corral.

He cums in tubes socks and then wears them

Has made solid plans to die of old age and as a virgin

His mom makes better jokes about his acne then anybody else. She's proactive when it comes to not buying him Proactive

He once fucked a ziploc bag filled with Kozy Shack rice pudding

Went as Snorlax for Halloween 2011

Had to switch to contacts and change schools in order to avoid "Velma" chants

Got catfished by a 42 year old man in Topeka, Kansas who he thought was a 14 year old chick named Christina.

Convinced by his uncles to let the neighborhood down syndrome girl piss on his feet. He cried and came in viscous streems, at once.


His mom is the only pizza delivery women in his deprived shanty town, so she began fucking the customers at their houses for better tips. The system began to fail right around the time of the sex change, which his mom helped pay for

LOL

dudes got can opener ears

the big dipper took up residence on the right side of his jaw

put his pastor into witness protection after seeing what his parents did to the gene pool

reared on a strict diet of Velveeta and jazzercise

his eyes say no but his complexion whispers "Treblinka"

friends call him scoliosis, because you'll never really "get him" until you work 3 jobs as a cart attendant and sleep on a mattress filled with bars of soap rather than showering

Gone.

His animal spirit form is that of a Russian dwarf hamster w/ type 2 diabetes

You are to comedy what your face is to comedy

Eyebrows got that pubic hair dolphin swag
Bends hat bill to a V shape for virgin
The cow his pops fucked should of aborted
Nickname on the streets: mini red hot

dude looks like Penn & Teller's worst nightmare

his face screams food poisoning at Wendy's

Lookin like he was a plumber in the Simpsons Movie

Chill Villun!
Lmfao

Your going to have spots on your face when dicks hit them

Looks like he tried to sneak dinosaur embryos out of Jurassic Park in a shaving cream bottle.

Kid looking like he cuts grass with a bubble mower.

In the club doing the Truffle Shuffle

deadddd

lmaoo why does spilt look like he has a wig on hahah

now i remember why he got roasted into history

lookin like he'd drag his third testicle through a quarter mile of toddler sharts and Furby beaks just to get a 5% chance at licking a signed MGK bus ticket

nigga looks like he got punched in the lips by Ali

Lol

dude lookin worse than sdizzle's online career and pics put together. (only old rb heads will remember)

He looks like Paul Blart's daughter

He got denied a ride on the Tilt-a-Whirl for excessive faggotness

Had his last birthday party at Chuck-E-Cheese, tried to suck the singing bear's dick.

Shit himself on a church bus once.

Has a reoccurring dream where he's snorkeling in Raising Cane's sauce

Fantasized over being desecrated by the raisin brand sun. His first boner was accompanied by a kenny g slide whistle solo. grew up on the streets of Albany hittin licks with his aunts in their dyke gang of tweaked out meth heads. rented out the open spot of his trundle bed to the neighbors dog, but everyone knows he's just fucking it.

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Special student of the week Dexter "Villain" Sanchez. The son of a deadbeat dad hispanic part time mechanic and a Scandanavian prostitute, Dexter decided last year at the tender age of 12 to trade his Yu-Gi-Oh cards and dinosaur knowledge for a mic and street smarts to become the first gangster rapper in his family. We salute you, Dexter "Villain" Sanchez.

Dexter's first album "Show me on the doll where he touched you" will hit iTunes on the second Thursday of next week.

This guy lookin like my mom forreal though

Oh shit. Pls pic to validate

LMFAO @ 'PIMPLES AINT EASY' DEMO FROM THE FIRST PAGE

ROFLZZZ