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-   -   So my sister brought home a black guy to christmas dinner this year. (THE ROAST OF BAGS' SISTER AND HER SOFT-SHOEING LAX BRO JUNGLE LOVE) (http://netcees.org/showthread.php?t=45682)

Diode 01-13-2014 11:54 PM

SHES FUCKING A NEGRO IN A CHIVE TSHIRT

SERIOUS

StarFaggot 01-13-2014 11:56 PM

Ahhh damn... His sis is cute and the bf is obv tryna fit in with the Chive shirt, fuck.,.

Bags is boarding at high levels but its too late at night

Vulgar 01-13-2014 11:57 PM

loled

Certain 01-13-2014 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bags (Post 250927)
Idk if i have one.....lemme see

Thanks, @Bags.

maths debate 01-13-2014 11:58 PM

ya sis look like the alien bitch from splice holy fuck



http://s2.postimg.org/6dddpo0yh/qyr2q95y289.jpg

Ghost1 01-13-2014 11:59 PM

Loooooooooooooool

Certain 01-14-2014 12:00 AM

@Bags, your sister has the curly hair, so you had to know this would happen.

Vulgar 01-14-2014 12:01 AM

We have to roast that dude

and your sis too

Destroyer 01-14-2014 12:01 AM

I feel like there's a Christmas song in this story
and a popular Christmas song can bring in royalties for years bags
years

Vulgar 01-14-2014 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maths debate (Post 250965)

+15

Ghost1 01-14-2014 12:02 AM

Roast them.itt.

Vulgar 01-14-2014 12:03 AM

He looks like N.Tavarez and Tyson had a lovechild

He looks like Nick Cannon went on a twinkie binge

Certain 01-14-2014 12:04 AM

The only black guy to know the difference between butter and margarine.

Destroyer 01-14-2014 12:06 AM

giant handz

Split 01-14-2014 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bags (Post 250585)

so dead @ the black dudes albino conjoined twin doing the exact opposite emotion of whatevers appropriate

Bags' sister looks like she works full.time at Market Basket, can roll a blunt w/ one paw and has a severe distrust of men in parked cars

Certain 01-14-2014 12:07 AM

Bags' sister spends almost as much time plucking her eyebrows as she does face-down in the bag of thawed hamhocks Soul Brother No. Zero uses as a pillow.

Fig 01-14-2014 12:08 AM

Bitch lookin like bodey on a menthol diet

Split 01-14-2014 12:10 AM

https://i.imgflip.com/640bh.jpg

Michael Park Slumpin

lookin like he listens to EDM and takes selfies with iPads

lookin like he studies for drug tests by driving his stoner friends around and hinting thaqt they should get real careers

Split 01-14-2014 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fig (Post 250980)
Bitch lookin like bodey on a menthol diet

wow

StarFaggot 01-14-2014 12:13 AM

Thing is Bags truly loves his sister but he's willing to sacrifice her for thread views which won't reach 1,500

Fig 01-14-2014 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Split Eight (Post 250988)
wow

You have to be clear

Was it good or great?

Split 01-14-2014 12:13 AM

[img]http://www.maximumpc.com/files/image***he/futureus_imagegallery_fullsize/gallery/gamingsidekicks-slippy.jpg[/img]

Split 01-14-2014 12:14 AM

Blue Screen and Lean II: Boo pls don't post this on facebook

Certain 01-14-2014 12:15 AM

The reason Bags lost weight around the holidays.

https://i.imgflip.com/640bh.jpg

Ghost1 01-14-2014 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aero (Post 250990)
Thing is Bags truly loves his sister but he's willing to sacrifice her for thread views which won't reach 1,500

I will sell u my kidney for the lulz. I didnt come.here to.play games.

Split 01-14-2014 12:18 AM

once wore her hair in a ponytail to check the mail before bed nd the neighbor took the form of a wolf and sprinted into her dandelion garden

Split 01-14-2014 12:18 AM

netcees what happened to you

maths debate 01-14-2014 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Split Eight (Post 250992)
[img]http://www.maximumpc.com/files/image***he/futureus_imagegallery_fullsize/gallery/gamingsidekicks-slippy.jpg[/img]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

maths debate 01-14-2014 12:26 AM

netceased.co

Split 01-14-2014 12:30 AM

lookin like they met when she.was trying to find a witch doctor that could curse Jared for leading her 10 lbs the wrong way down the Subway diet

StarFaggot 01-14-2014 12:31 AM

Just came from Puerto Rico. Drinking Puerto Rico Rum and I'm goooooooone

Split 01-14-2014 12:33 AM

I just realized there's a 33% possibility that ur sis is already dating Aero

Split 01-14-2014 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maths debate (Post 251000)
netceased.co

i want to say this is reed

Fig 01-14-2014 12:37 AM

Its ryan

maths debate 01-14-2014 12:39 AM

bitch got the seductive skills of a albino street mongrel

one you go black you never comeback to life

Reese Witheredaway & died instantly

nigga look like a human thumb reject from Spy Kids 5 - Cancelled for the 20th time

George Washingtins for a living

niggas idea of fun is applying Bruce Lee's 1 inch punch to his left testicle

maths debate 01-14-2014 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fig (Post 251008)
Its ryan

lol no

maths debate 01-14-2014 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fig (Post 251008)
Its ryan

this nigga sherlock holmes me



stfu and roast

Split 01-14-2014 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maths debate (Post 251010)
Reese Witheredaway & died instantly

lmao


lookin like she refuses to use the elliptical for the last decade in case of spontaneous flight, got them ET hands and face, b

Swerve 01-14-2014 01:03 AM

I'd fuck that creature from splice though. You know....before she dies and turns into a man.

Masaii 01-14-2014 01:21 AM

maths is vulgar, I am sure of this


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