Considers thirsty Thursday chuging gallons of tropical capri sun while catfishin girls on fb

Finishes his Tumblr video music review posts with #GrapeJollyRancherLife.

This nigga writes 106 and Park fanfiction

His mouth was too small for his gym teacher's penis.

His deviant art account is host to several "original" sonic the hedgehog characters, created in his image.

Has to use the jaws of life to open wide enough to eat a.grain of rice

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Regional Assistant TO THE Hamburger Helper

currently developing a police-issue tactical fleshlight

tried to become more approachable to women, before realizing that either way he'd be spending his Sundays on the LPGA course in full ghillie

lmao

Works as the quiznos cup mascot that hangs outside the store. Won't accept pay on the grounds that the job is "too much fun".

Arsenio Hologram

Albino iverson

is that guy who uploads 10,000 porn clips, 95% of them have mismatched sound and shit quality and the other 5% are elder god tier

says he does it for the thrill of the hunt

got post-parker depression after seeing Amazing Spiderman

strongly upholds the Yahoo! Answers Community guidelines in every facet of his life. believes it has made him a better man,

Brightcrawler

this niggas mom got ran train on by the production team behind Thomas the Tank Engine. he woke up with a Cockney accent

only uses his cellphone when it is plugged into an outlet- to save the environment

no fap November is his Normandy

this is the faggot who killed Aslan

the poster child of poster board

damn pics broken on my comp..

Kyzo's neck, Orc's complexion and Cro's haircut


Looking like a failed Ashley Judd abortion.

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rup finally had his kid and orc delivered it

This nigga bumps Smilez n Southstar records

The pagemaster goes to bandcamp.

LMFAO.

Still wonders where the wild things are.

Wrote an off-broadway play called Faggot & Costello. It was panned by the critics but has a cult following.

Twitter handle is Glorious_Mandingo.

His face is the exception that proves the Fibonacci Sequence.

Eats salad with a toaster.

Looks like McLovin with a hormone deficiency and two missing chromosomes

He was one of the kids Kramer fought in Karate class.

He is the human form of paper.

Wishes his night light scared away his insecurities.

He's the reason text died.

Did not understand half the jokes in the 40-year old Virgin but laughed to seem cool. Watched it by himself.

This dude looks like Henry Cavill if he was retarded, feminine, weak, weighed 100 pounds, had no charisma, and ate Strawberry stroodles for a midnight snack when mom and dad were asleep.

Looks like he squats in the curl rack.