He's in genuine disbelief it's not butter.

Dude look like he pays for bad decisions with iou's

Lookin like he mops the gamestop parkinglot with tears and a stick tied to a sweater.

Id sooner invite roaches into my house

Uses his.socks as napkins

Lookin like he wishes for skin cancer everytime he blows rhe candles out

Has a hatred for everything mr.clean stands for

Lookin like he smokesd gonorrhea out a breastpump

Not roasting cuz there wasn't a pic in the first post.

Son brushes his teeth with broken multis

There is a pic....farther down....end this elitism!

Banned from bed bath an beyond

LOL

Jameson getting roasted. Lol. Gives you pleasure, doesn't it? My Internet is down. I'd let Cristian post a picture, but I wanna choose it.

I've used a sock as a napkin.

1. You all suck at roasts.
2. The demons who inhabit the dullboy collective are having are harder amd harder time maintaining their gig. Destruction is emminent.

lost 38 mjnutes into no fap November and tried commiting seppuku with a waffle iron

Yall have lost sight of roasts.

It's fun. He looks like a young you if you were hot.

this is what Diode looks like beneath his cybernetic exoskeleton

Drives a garbage truck on spinners

I am fixing to derail this thread.

It's not hard, and it's not a gig. It just is. eminent*

If Bob the Builder was from Equador

Soon our paths will cross.

His moustach disproves the pythagorean theorum.

Looks like James Franco with a dash of down syndrome and twice the douchebag.

Better

Better

Looks like NoCanDo's math tutor.

Owns shirts that are experiencing a mid-life crisis.

Clean cut greaser. Rolls a pack of American Spirits in his Buckle t-shirts. Doesn't smoke.

Life goal is to become Patches O'houlihan.

His son has never seen the smile Sage Francis has.

Has the facial hair genetics of Elen Degeneres. Less testosterone.

He's been friendzoned by four notebooks.

Prank calls Noodles & Company on Friday Nights, alone.

Looks down on other homeless people who don't use Ikea boxes as a home and Wall Street Journals as shit paper.

He looks stupid.

Wow@sage francis son smile.

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo0o0

dat troll smile tho

fat dude expressing the universal feeling of being in a 5m radius of this fagg0t - utterly miserably

The Asymmetric Eyebrowser

hairstyle - i'm broke as fuck

Mustache & lower goatee - forever alone

the end of his eyebrows to his sideburns - The Unhindered Connection - sponsored by ET's finger

Luke Skytalker

Has the smallest micropenis in his micropenis support group