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sits on the 666th floor of the Burg Al Khalifa awaiting Helmut Bakais with the code for Zion's freedom
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He wrote a book called Table Etiquette for Zombies
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double 0' fagg0t - never says anything
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first survivor of mexico's quarantine ward to speak out and get disowned by the public
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his life is narrated by Steve Buscemi
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steals clothes from the $1 shop
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philosophy of his life includes excerpts from Ayn Rand's suicide notes
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has no idea what water is
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bathes in his own urine
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Unironically calls himself Dimebag Darrell
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refers to himself as The Ectomorphic Overlord
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The Cow Herder; How to exist solely on blades of grass
by Jonathan Thirsty |
Poet laureate of Malnutritionville
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The Butterfly Effect; a road to Nilhism
by Stephen Hawkchins |
Kurt Angle meets Big Bird ass nigga
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The glass is half broken
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There is no water in the glass
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Fuck water fagg0t
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H20 sucks balls
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i hate rain
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Culpepper the Magnadoodle Enforcer
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Atheism; How I was forced to believe it
By Richard Dork-ins |
boasts about his life as a janitor at Special Needs High
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Favorite Food: Raw Tilapia
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Exists on a fried Cassava diet
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Smeagol; Life in the Big City
Chapter 1: The Makeover Smeagol grows a fringe Chapter 2: The Decline Smeagol becomes a cracker and dies |
there is no spoon
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Keanu Pees; Enter the failtrix
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that is the face of a man who has never not eaten with plastic utensils
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Quote:
Quote:
lmao @ the unintended connection |
Huffs freshly opened tennis ball cans
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his spirit animal is a Dinotopia box set in hardcover
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has a recurring nightmare where MLK would call him a nigger to his face
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prefers to call his line of work rim-based occupational assistance at his Magic: Xmas gatherings
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works at the soup kitchen as the Great Stirrer
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Canada's homeless have health insurance.
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- Went as Everlast circa 1994 for Halloween and hasn't taken the costume off yet.
http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/a/...Jndeagle-2.jpg |
Nigma is a true weed head...literally
Only keeps long bangs to clean his pipe |
beginnings of the worlds best Come OVer
It's never too soon |
If Nigma drew on his eye brows he could play that stereotypical Latina Gangster chick from the movies
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