LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

MY NIGGA

@Rocket Ninja Pirate Slayer

i havent texted her much after that
i wanted to wait for ur advice

jesus christ

you guys better get this kid laid a few girls from now as repayment

for real fuck lmaoooooooo

Malachi you got this dawg. Persistence. Bitches love persistence.

Wow that u did that tho mal lmal

Poor kid. Thats cold blooded Bags. Cold. Blooded.

LOL just noticed her name is saved as '<3'

Lmao at are u a vegan. I fucking adore you

A legitimate contender for thread of the year.

Mal you're good people.

ugh bags cmon i aint reply in a while
i hope she aint asleep

i think she thinks something is up...

http://blog.codepen.io/wp-content/up...inch-heart.jpg

malachi's boarding grew three sizes that day

Good man.

Now.we.may proceed.



Now u gotta be like.....



So im sayin......u ever give head b4?


Keep it all focused.on sex.

She's right to be thinking something's up. But you got this probably.

dead @ are u a vegan
dead x2 @ "<3"

smh i had to hop out the casket to help out tho malachi, what grade u in g? yo real talk, if the bitch single and a virgin, she probably on that little kid disney love shit. ask her some stupid shit like "are you into sports?" or some shit u think she'd respond to, g. bait her in but act like u don't give 18 fucks about her, cause that's what women want. they want dudes to treat them like shit 9 times outta 10, esp in high school tho. they just want something to bitch about. when you talking to her, just act like you're remotely interested in her life, ask her about what her parents do/ does she have a job/etc and hype yourself up. having a wingman is not even needed for this tbh

if you wanna be the realest nigga to her, just ask her on a date and compliment one thing about her, then keep the ball rolling

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA9QeTtwv6A

if u really wanna get her tho, just text her some lyrics from this song

nah @Death this is what he need

young malachi just ask if you can smang it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0

should i control it for now like get back to regular convos and then bring it up

bags got this bro

@Diode lmao if he want her to block his # yo, i'm actually tryna get malachi some pussy. he like dlb in the 6th grade tho, i see potential in him tho

real talk malachi, text this bitch any Drake lyrics and watch her teenage legs open for you to hit g

Ignore everything death said as he is a viegan also.


An nah

No more gayshit

Just sex.

If she gets side tracked sex

Sex

Sex

Ask her if she be suckin dicks

Or ask her to send u a pic

If she asks why just say u gonna.put it for her profile pic on ur phone

nvm u right

Chill guys bags got this. That last txt she sent was fucking perfect. He still has a chance

will do

i can't go against father muff, the goat

i am sorry, bags, i will not do this again

This is a good look death. Glad to see u boarding my, G.

Bags im impressed that last tidbit of advice about the profile pic is some charming shit no homo

word

im still taking that txt hiatus tho, i got time to board for now

paraphrase what's going on w/ young malachi aka dlb jr da god for me, bags

Alias i presume?

dlb

sent, what now man its gettin late

Im helping malachi turn the girl of his dreams into a whore.

@dlb

you are boarder of the year sir

Huh?

Did she reply to the dicksuckin thing?

Did u ask for her pic?

Whats the status?

We can always get her tomorrow if ur sleepy, tiger.

i aint sleepy, i could stay up all night textin this chick
its her im worried about
i did all what u said tho

Malachi do you want to go to poundtown in the near future with the girl of your dreams and lose a few hours of sleep on a fucking Friday Night or does your bed really sound that fucking enticing?

Listen to Bags. Continue on.

lol i guess your right

How old is Malachi?

Shell tell u if shes sleepy....

An eho fuckin cares if she is anyways....amirite?

So.......is she sendin a pic or are we waitin on a reply....?

14

i got the pic