Imagine everyone took the same route as diode in the heist

but Imma keep gettn that garbage gun dude, the game repeatedly tells you that their skills increase and their cut won't

I have been driving for an hour straight subtly causing serious traffic accidents. I believe I hav have killed 10 people judging from damage. Once again...no cops were called. They did not see me. I decided to swim in the ocean and then snipe a random grandma from a water tower. No one found her body or heard the shot. No cops.

Los santos has a new serial killer...and the best part? No one knows it yet. If I have to die i plan to kamikaze the blimp into a hospital

Jewlery heist spoiler (even tho im sure you all past this)















































I did loud and crazy.. went in, smashed, grabbed and bounced.

I took the good hacker, the good driver, and the shitty gunman. shitty gunman can't control the crowd and you gotta off the manager and the security guard.. then gunman crashes and dies for me too, but, Franklin says he managed to pick up his share so we didn't lose anything.

lol they don't have iFruit for android yet so I can't train him.

also you niggas need to warn on spoilers!!!!!!!

when the police are n pursuit, follow them!

also, I was by the beach yesterday, and saw a bunch of ppl dead and like some dogs dead too

it was one dude left alive he was like "don't touch the briefcase" while he was gaspin so after I got the briefcase

it was 25 stacks in that jun

two jeeps chased me and killed me tho they came out of no where blastin wit tech nines

there's a No Country For Old Men reference similar to that

you stumble on to the scene of a shoot out in the woods and pick a briefcase w/ 25k in it, not sure if anyone comes after you tho?

I don't think I am playing the game the way yall are.

I am playing: "can you get away with murder?"

We get that veritas.

bro it's GTA, of course you can.

I have killed five people before the sun set and the cops were never called. No one has any idea about mybactions.

What radio stations do yall tune to

I usually keep it on either Radio Los Santos or west coast classics

pics or it didn't happen

I had this one dude who robbed somebody

I chased him down and MERKED em.

picked up the bag, it was 2 stacks in there.

blip showed up on the map so figured this was the owner

returned the bag. this batch gave me 200? for riskin my life?

so I crept up on her and popped her top off for tryna disrespect the Munster. got the full 2 stacks

holler

man its impossible to run out of ammo too

do yall go walk over all the dead bodies during missions like me?

infinite ammo out here in LS

How do you fly the blimp? I kamakazied a plane into it for the lulz

you get the blimp wit the special edition buy or preorder or some ish

that plane wack tho. took me an hour to land it right lol

I just finished the submarine mission. and a rampage mission. Trevor is awesome. still like Franklin more.
doing paparazzi missions and celebrity memorabilia mission

Well played.

Same thing happened to me but my friends took 2 low level guys and 1 high lvl and came out with nothing lost and a bigger cut.

Ima be playing all morning to night

This fool Veritas said he sniped a grandma. No morals and no dignity.

just picked it up. on my way home to start that 8 GB install

the racist talks morals and dignity? how fresh. Go on and elaborate please?

did I just sit on the couch and light up a joint?

game of the forever

having major fun.

also

the three sales of this reached 1 billion. highest in any entertainment field ever.


GTA V>your life



@Vertias when the online hits I could use a man like you

I only kill white people on the game so no argument from me.

we shall see. I am mostly a lone wolf......

thats great! I love you!

just got GTA 2day, late like a pregnant bitch I know but... Will prolly try it out tomorrow then come back & post about something I'll inevitably find wrong with it.

& yes, Allen Knights stiil a fag

I can't land this plane for fuck shit

I had to restart the missin ten times

FUCKING FINALLY

Trevor's mission are fucking me up

Yeah, the plane was hard to land

I just stole the submarine, about to do this heist w/ Trevor

after five hours of nonstop gaming...I turned it off.

Three days after launching, Grand Theft
Auto 5 became the fastest
entertainment property to hit $1
billion, according to company
estimates released by publisher Take-
Two Interactive today.
"Grand Theft Auto is a cultural
phenomenon and Rockstar Games
continues to redefine what can be
achieved in interactive entertainment,"
Strauss Zelnick, chairman and CEO of
Take-Two, said in a prepared
statement. "We are incredibly proud of
the extraordinary critical and
commercial response to Grand Theft
Auto V."
The news comes just days after the
company announced that the title
tallied $800 million in sales on its
launch day.
Activision's Call of Duty: Black Ops 2
previously held the record as the
entertainment release that was the
quickest to reach the $1 billion mark —
last November, Black Ops 2 grossed $1
billion within 15 days of launch, one
day faster than 2011's Call of Duty:
Modern Warfare 3 and two days faster
than the three fastest movies to hit
that number: Avatar, Harry Potter and
the Deathly Hallows Part 2 and, most
recently, The Avengers. Black Ops 2
pulled in more than $500 million on its
launch day.
The game is available in a $59.99
standard edition, a $79.99 Special
Edition and a GameStop-exclusive
Collector's Edition for $149.99. Take-
Two did not release a figure for the
total number of Grand Theft Auto 5
copies that have been sold so far.

I hate Trevor's missions tbh

Michael just drank acid lol

Do y'all use aim assist

I had to turn it back on for this missio smh

How fucking good is this song, I feel like a G driving to this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPxh13TtyeY

I'm annoyed they kept auto aim
I will not be playing online if they set auto aim on as default for matches

and lame there's not weapons cheats. thats like the only one i ever needed lol