MADD props on this whole tourney!

Hell yes. More people next time! Everybody gonna snap

Love you.

<3

I wanna dedicate my win to Dope girl and all the other female writers here! It's our turn! Hahaha

My apologies for not voting, on my life I did have half a vote typed up but then my nephew decided to be born which tbh was kinda rude. I'll make sure he knows that a proper gentleman should wait for a champion to be crowned before entering the birth canal.

For what it means, I would have voted for Etherwave but it was very close and symetrick should be proud of his verse. Thank you both for a really enjoyable final.
@Etherwave Now that these people know you have a vagina, there's a fair to good chance many of them will become creepy and inappropriate. Don't judge them too harshly, they have only ever seen women in movies.

Ohhhh that's ok I'm way creepier

Honestly woman are creeps. Be careful out there yall

Sorry I refused to believe you're not an alias.

I meant it as a compliment.

You write like you've been doing this for years. It's very impressive.

"He had always been such a benevolent ghost-all these years he spent irrelevant to a malevolent host.

His fears geared away from the evidence shown. (His) face mirrors how he's still stuck in his throes.

(He) used to be king. At least a small prince on his throne. Now he's just a cry that got stuck in (His) throat.

^ That was incredible. I put rhyme schemes together better than anyone here so I understand and appreciate what you did there. In addition to the rhyme scheme it was just very well written. You didn't use words randomly, every word was relevant to the topic and progressed the narrative.

The whole verse was good but those first few lines really showed your talent as a writer.

After being nice I have a duty and an obligation to honour my Witty persona by wishing you nothing but misery and pain for the rest of your meaningless life.

I hope you never experience happiness again.

I hope you are held down and forced to watch everyone you love being brutally tortured after they get viciously raped.

I hope you die from aggressive and excruciating bone cancer.

I hope your funeral is open casket so I can spit in your face.

<3

Bro don't threaten me with a good time.

Thank you though, that part specifically I was proud of. Also the piece was greatly shortened due to the max lines.

I'm also not an alias. I can probably do better. Guess we'll see in the next tourney.

I'll threaten you with whatever the fuck I want to threaten you with. Fuck off.

Honestly though you have endless potential. You're a genuinely talented writer. If you keep writing I'll keep reading.

How about you stop just reading and start writing?

We expect some Witty competition next tourney!

Tells her to watch out for creeps. Proceeds to quadruple post non stop fawning compliments and weird shit.

Classic

How bout another tourney/short league?

To be honest I leave on vacation tomorrow, won’t return until September, so I can’t run another until then I’m afraid.

If anyone wants to run one, throw up a thread in Discussion to gauge interest then just run it in here. I wasn’t made moderator of the forum, I just ran it quickly in here.

I promise I'm working on it.

Did you expect anything else?

Tbf all compliments were sincere.

A quick off the top bullshit verse to show I'm not talking out of my ass.

I write most days.

I hope what I am actually working on will be much better.

http://www.netcees.org/showthread.ph...651#post843651

I would advise you to not expect that.

I'm confident I'm still capable of champing leagues for fun but unfortunately history suggests I will sign up, talk a lot of shit, then forget about it and no show every battle. Somewhere between 25-30 of the losses on my record are due to no shows. Don't get your hopes up. I'm shamefully unreliable.

The verse slapped. But I wasn't counting you out. I don't mind losing. I mean, but my mirror neurons go crazy.

This is the case for every great writer. It's essential.

Glad to see this place still up. What's good folks

howdy

Suspect ass sig and avatar ^

i am really a boy its just of the girls tha did my director performance for live
here is a real picture of one of em

https://speakeasyhq.wordpress.com/wp...img_2814-3.jpg