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Diode 03-26-2020 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by veritas (Post 762033)
Just wanted to stop by to remind you of the fact that if this becomes a battle royal of survival then me wining is a foregone conclusion. Pussies.

nah

uh-oh 03-26-2020 10:00 AM

you guys ever wrestle or did V just lead you on

Diode 03-26-2020 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by uh-oh (Post 762049)
you guys ever wrestle or did V just lead you on

girl is such a tease

Witty 03-27-2020 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Amen (Post 762034)
It’s literally a cold, literally.


Ok, even if you want to call it a cold. It is a new cold, one which we have had no contact with before. The 'common' cold used to kill a lot of people too...because we had no immunity to it. Eventually we will build up an immunity to this, until then let's try to avoid as much death as possible, agreed?

You're genuinely a disgrace to your job tbh.

Plot 03-27-2020 01:33 AM

the cytostorm is the real danger, we are our own worst enemies

Geno 03-27-2020 02:27 AM

Im so over this, life as i know of it
Globally & local shit, covid & corona kits
Vitamins -deoderant, sweat it out -get over it
This fuckin rollercoaster aint the ride that i was told it is..


Wash dem hands fewl

Amen 03-27-2020 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Witty (Post 762071)
Ok, even if you want to call it a cold. It is a new cold, one which we have had no contact with before. The 'common' cold used to kill a lot of people too...because we had no immunity to it. Eventually we will build up an immunity to this, until then let's try to avoid as much death as possible, agreed?

You're genuinely a disgrace to your job tbh.

Glad we can finally come to an agreement.

veritas 03-27-2020 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Diode (Post 762047)
nah

It would come down to me and you and I would shoot you. My jiu jitsu has improved but is still just a blue belt, I’m no fool.

veritas 03-27-2020 08:46 AM

Diode I am also assuming yalls gym is closed? Same here. It’s tough...

~RustyGunZ~ 03-27-2020 09:37 AM

I’m starting to gather local ruffians in the forest to use as pawns in the upcoming civil war and societal collapse

Blue Bayou 03-27-2020 10:30 AM

What are the current US stats?

Sharp 03-27-2020 10:39 AM

85,000 cases, 1,300 deaths

Diode 03-27-2020 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by veritas (Post 762079)
It would come down to me and you and I would shoot you. My jiu jitsu has improved but is still just a blue belt, I’m no fool.

gonna have to beat my .308 to it

i'd be nice, the shotgun is too mean and handguns are unreliable.

haha

Diode 03-27-2020 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by veritas (Post 762081)
Diode I am also assuming yalls gym is closed? Same here. It’s tough...

yeah we finally shut it down last week. i have mats in the garage but it's just not worth the risk. wife is dooming us all enough @ 8mos pregnant continuing to work at the hospital.

Destroyer 03-27-2020 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Diode (Post 762094)
yeah we finally shut it down last week. i have mats in the garage but it's just not worth the risk. wife is dooming us all enough @ 8mos pregnant continuing to work at the hospital.

Fuck, man.
Fuck

Blue Bayou 03-27-2020 01:02 PM

Hoarded and stockpiled maple syrup so I'm good to go if currency ends up becoming inconsequential

Plot 03-27-2020 01:24 PM

bet your pining for some real poutine

Blue Bayou 03-27-2020 01:42 PM

So bad

Aero 03-27-2020 03:12 PM

My wife wouldn't have to work if she's pregnant. As a matter of fact she wouldn't be allowed to.

Flow 03-27-2020 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Witty (Post 762071)
You're genuinely a disgrace to your job tbh.

He's definitely trolling. He would surely know the cold and influenza are totally different things.

Destroyer 03-27-2020 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Aero (Post 762107)
My wife wouldn't have to work if she's pregnant. As a matter of fact she wouldn't be allowed to.

Tell us more about your hypothetical wife

~RustyGunZ~ 03-27-2020 03:30 PM

She’s very hypothetical

Blue Bayou 03-27-2020 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Aero (Post 762107)
My wife wouldn't have to work if she's pregnant. As a matter of fact she wouldn't be allowed to.

Wow, getting a nice preview of what marriage is gonna be like with Ike Turner over here

Aero 03-27-2020 04:01 PM

Lot of beta males in here. Carry on.

~RustyGunZ~ 03-27-2020 04:30 PM

Big words for a little man who can’t secure a wife lmaoo

Amen 03-27-2020 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Flow (Post 762109)
He's definitely trolling. He would surely know the cold and influenza are totally different things.

I’ve said they are different.

Or are you implying the COVID-19 is similar?

Aero 03-27-2020 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Destroyer (Post 762111)
Tell us more about your hypothetical wife


Triggered.

Destroyer 03-27-2020 06:53 PM

Bitch, I have a wife

Aero 03-27-2020 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Destroyer (Post 762126)
Bitch, I have a wife

But does she respect you?

Answer 03-28-2020 11:43 AM

I'm just gonna leave this here because I'm bored

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CFeAzf4Ld0

Diode 03-28-2020 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aero (Post 762107)
My wife wouldn't have to work if she's pregnant. As a matter of fact she wouldn't be allowed to.

You'd be somebody's wife if anything, don't get it twisted.

Eŋg 03-28-2020 03:24 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc9_mxvP1K0

Clout 03-29-2020 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Sharp (Post 761976)
@Clout good news

Our leading medical authority has decided that it's just a chest cold

They probably don't need you at the hospital any more

I wish it were so my friend

Answer 03-29-2020 05:33 PM

Amen's medical diagnosis of "chest cold" confirmed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bE68x...ture=emb_title


If you've been paying attention to the numbers, we're still early in this. Sharp posted 2 days ago we had 85,000 confirmed cases. 2 days later we've got about 140,000 confirmed. That's a 64% increase in 2 days, and the numbers are only jumping higher.

To be fair, some of those numbers are due to increased testing, but about 15-20 percent of people who get it will need medical attention of some kind that goes beyond just "stay your ass at home and wait for it to go away". That takes up a lot of hospital resources. Sure, the fatality rate is about 3% if they have proper medical treatment and ventilators and people are pulling out all the stops, but it will get higher once there aren't enough supplies or staff to tend to everyone. People who go in for other emergencies that are completely unrelated to covid-19 are going have a hard time getting medical treatment. You're also crowding the hospitals, which means a lot of sick people who may not even have covid can catch it. It's a shit show just waiting to happen.

~RustyGunZ~ 03-29-2020 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Diode (Post 762201)
You'd be somebody's wife if anything, don't get it twisted.

QFE

Pakistani Hand Cannon 04-02-2020 09:33 PM

100% if thissnitch nigga gets corona

he dead

immune system must be all types of pussy

no way its fighting anything off

~RustyGunZ~ 04-02-2020 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Pakistani Hand Cannon (Post 763031)
100% if thissnitch nigga gets corona

he dead

immune system must be all types of pussy

no way its fighting anything off

Ask me if I like you already

Geno 04-02-2020 11:16 PM

In @ 117

big baby 04-05-2020 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Answer (Post 760672)
https://thehill.com/policy/healthcar...ve-coronavirus

no idea if it's true or not. I havent seen evidence to support or refute it

but if 100,000 people have it, that means at least 3,000 people should die from it, and considering there's only been like 40 deaths in the U.S. so far, I doubt it

lol fucka idiyote

Aero 04-05-2020 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by big baby (Post 763413)
lol fucka idiyote

Come to Discord and replace Dull.


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