last christmas time was the sickest i've ever been in my life... and I still got the flu shot

Trump canceled all travel to and from Europe, the NBA suspended its season, and it was declared a pandemic today. Say what you want, this shits already gone deeper than any other media story about an outbreak I’ve seen in my lifetime. They even caught my homie Tom hanks slipping outchea

The flu kills more people annually because it infects a billion people per year, but the fatality rate is fairly low. Plus they’ve already got vaccines for the flu

wtf they stopped nba bet they don't stop ncaa

Suspended the NBA and playing the NCAA tournament without fans. This all seems like an overreaction.

starting now, I'm declaring a suspension of all text battling activities due to covid-19. sorry @Blue Bayou but its for the good of the culture. This is the worst plague we've seen hit the leagues of literary insult poems since the barcotic wp's of 2016

we'll see.. but if they stop march madness due to it it'll be a big deal

those niggas are going all over the US... but.. not abroad

I'm not worried... and even if I was a player from KU.. going to whatever US place they hold them at, wouldn't be worried

I might wash my hands a little more often and not pick my nose but.. woudln't really be worried

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me and my family don't live in a city anymore so fuck it... and fuck you big talkinging dumb ass .... you really do talk a lot and you should stop that

They ain't overreacting shit. Most of us it won't be that much of a deal but we may be carriers of the virus that may kill people that have trash immune systems like old fucks, kids and people on specific medication that lowers it. Wash your hands with regular soap, it's apparently better than anti-bac but use that too for good measure and cover your mouth with something. And if you have to sneeze, for the love of God sneeze in your elbow, or don't, I don't live anywhere close to any of you anyways lol.

The virus survives on metal surfaces for 12 hours and clothes for 6.5h, it gets killed in your stomach and by heat so warm drinks like coffee and tea is a good idea. Drink something every 15 mins if you want to be extra safe and let the virus taste your abdominal revenge. Dry coughs is a great sign that you have it, hold your breath for 10 secs, if you can't and/or have to cough afterwards you may want to send in a sample to get some results. You may not start showing symptoms until 2 days later so always act responsibly in public. If you actually get the virus make sure to attend any big event, concert and go shopping in malls etc. like the rest of the people that gets diagnosed with it. Spread the love, let Darwin handle the rest.

like did he have a car?

yes but Tom Hanks has gotten through worse. He survived a plane crash and got stuck on an island for 4 years. He was kidnapped by Somalian pirates and still escaped without being killed. He became more than a successful man with an IQ of just 75. He made a relationship work with a mermaid, like dude his track record is pretty promising

The Wuhan Institute Of Virology is 7 miles from the market that the outbreak was traced back to.

That's were it came from, here's from a source that the animal testing that happens the body's are ment to be incinerated but someone punted the bats to the market for a quick buck and started the outbreak - that's word on the wire anyway, they won't admit it though.

COVID19 PREDICTIONS

1. One/Multiple of the following will die from Covid19: Trump, Boris, The Queen (or another Royal)

2. Home working will become the norm for those who can even after the quarantine. This will be because of the environmental benefits we're already seeing as much as anything else.

3. The lie that there's no magic money tree or that capitalism can't be put on pause has been exposed. Socialist ideas will gain much more traction with the voting public.

4. The automation of the workforce will be accelerated dramatically over the coming years to cope with the shortage of workers.

5. Due to large swathes of the population not earning, and thus not spending and consuming, universal basic income will be introduced in the next 10 years.

6. Supermarket and disposable consumer culture will end once the fragility of the supply chains is exposed. A return to more traditional, locally sourced goods and services will come about in the next 5-10 years.

7. The top-heavy population age spread will be rebalanced somewhat. Nobody will ever say it out loud, but the care sector will feel a huge relief in the immediate years after the outbreak is cured.

8. The political establishment across the globe will be shaken up completely due to the overwhelming majority of worlds leaders being in the danger age bracket.

9. Provided he doesn't croak, Boris will eventually be replaced by a caretaker government due to sheer ineptitude.

10. Marshall law will be declared in the worst hit parts of the UK before this is over.

11. Everybody will know somebody who has died of Covid19.

12. Communities will become much more close knit. We'll all know ouR neighbours on the other side of this.

13. Those that can will continue to home schoole their kids post Covid. There will be a clear education gap amongst adults in about 10 years because of this as those with parents working minumum wage jobs are unable to school as effecitvely as work-from-home white collars.

14. The outbreak will last for about 9 months. I feel it in my gut.

15. It will emerge at some point that the worst hit countries have been downplaying their figures.

17. There will be riots in the UK before this is through over shortage of essential resources. Rations will be reintroduced.

18. Hobbies are going to be a massive thing after the quarantine. Our culture will generally shift to be focused more on indoor activities.

19. The following industries will be decimated beyond repair: Sport (in particular the FA), Travel/Hospitality, Live venues and events, pubs, goods hauling, supermarkets.

This shit isn’t going to last 9 more months lol.

World Health Org and CDC Doctors already seeing trends of cases slowing down. It’s past it’s peak and will be done and over with in a month or so hahaha.

Wrong
Our president just had a “press conference” flanked by CEOs
They’re going to make $ off of this now and therefore will milk it as long as they can

We’ll see.

shit burns through quickly. wuhan went from 15000 cases in one day to 15 in the past week

nothing to see here.

do your part in spreading the virus people

Exactly. Bunch of drama queens.

That’s right, gentleman.
And, if during this pandemic, you decide to take your advice from someone other than uh-oh and Amen, well, then god help ye

Destroyer shook of a little cold. I would be too if I was your age.

Affecting 60+ year olds, fam.

No doubt. Because I’m so old, I actually know people 60+ that I don’t want to die

I’m sure every single one of us knows someone who is 60+ and wouldn’t want them to die, bro.

LOL

Here's a fun read: https://medium.com/@tomaspueyo/coron...e-f4d3d9cd99ca (great informative shit)

That’s kind of my whole point, bro.

THEREFORE BATTLING SHALL THRIVE ONCE AGAIN

just dropping this shit as well
 

Should you be worried?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ETB1grfU...name=4096x4096

Ima have to send that to my mom, although I think she's more worried about hte financial implications than the actual being sick part.



I text with her, once a week maybe.. actually speak on the phone.. once every few months because we don't get along. And yeah she told me today that she lost 325k.. in the stock market in the past 2 weeks. And I know roughly how much money she has.. she only inherited it... 4 years ago or so.

And just to make it clear, shes never given me shit. Other than she bought me an iphone 6 and an ipad... and for xmas/my birthday she sends me like.. nice calvin klien boxers and a bunch of nike socks. She asks me what I want.. and only thing I can think of is the shit I hate spending money on.. socks and underwear... so anyway she's given me nothing of any major value. And she won't answer how much she got... but yeah she said she lost 325k.. and then I asked her like.. well did you freak out and sell the stock, and she has an advisor obviously who is going to tell her not to... she wouldn't even really answer me. And I was like because I don't think you should sell whatever, because when this is over it'll build up.. and she was like well it'll be a long process etc.

Anyway it reached her real hard.

actually i'm going to save that and email that to my mom right now.. but anyway she lives in florida and she said her husband went to the 4 stores to get hand sanitizer today and couldn't get any.. I said wtf.. just get it off amazon and she was like... amazon's wait list for hand sanitizer is way into april

but whats really weird and strange... and somewhat concerning for me is that I do deal with a lot of cash hand to hand, and most of the people are dirty people... not as much cash hand to hand as someone who may work at the local gas station or McDonalds, but close.

but still i'm a pretty clean person... but normally I don't wash my hands all the time.. I don't wash my hands every time I pee... and I might pick my nose every few days with my bare fingers... i'm just being real... and I never get sick

when I go to the grocery store they got those wipes by it, that you can wipe off the handle bars... I never used to use that shit at all.. I always thought that was over kill or pussy stuff.

However once this seemed to be getting serious... my daughters school is closed... I don't work a regular job like that.. my gf is a nurse... who still works... and I wipe the grocery cart off and wash my hands a million more times than I ever did... and don't pick my nose

I work at a school. Which has just been closed for at least one month.
Meaning no income.

Yeah man.. my dad was a teacher... my grandpa was a teacher.. my dads brother was a teacher.. my brother before he killed himself was going to be a teacher, but my dad told him, don't be a regular teacher... be a PE, you get paid the same and its basically you don't have to work much.

I don't have the patience I love kids, but I might not even have it for a PE teacher so. But my cousin is a teacher too but shes a like hearing disabled speech teacher... i'll have to ask my dad what he knows about that. My other cousin her sister does something in the administration, shes not the superintendent but close. My family is all teachers and nurses... the ones that actually did something with themselves.