He can grow grandfather clocks on his back

answers every phone call with "a brrrrangdang back to you!"

McAwry McBulkin

lol

He sleeps in a grizzly bear mantra

keeps his AAA card on a lanyard and refers to it as his gat

hairstyle game: polio cut

Golden retrievers refer to him as 'The All Knowing Wynn"

Wood elf with +5 in forest magic looking ass nigga

avid collector of sidewalk chalk

He's got the build of an elk, the will of a wench & the air of an Adult Swim reject

'Ronan is known to have a rollicking good time at the cinemas' lookin ass nigga

those classmates were arguably photoshopped in to hide his monstrous throne composed only of VHS tapes and Asics laces

He's the spitball fight champ at drive thru burger joints

lunch: packed peanut butter sandwich - sat on in first period
ziplock full of teddy Graham's fucking vanilla, not chocolate
motts

ALL HEIL LORD DINGLEBERRY

Kinky Kong

his favorite computer game is Oregon Male

escalates kino at an undefined rate

Lookin like he unbreaks world records

He's also unmasculine

Lmao definitely a Motts dude


that sly grin says he hasn't dove into a fat ham sandwich since that Tropicana Twister gave him motion sickness, then wet-burped mustard climbing the rope

The Lycan, the Rich and the War Troll

his cheekbones are secretly tectonic plates, if you peek under his dimples you'll find Xanadu

He once tried to sabotage a gnome factory

has a tramp stamp of the wildcat formation in braille

bitch tits
 

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Emperor penguin penitentiary labor party member

Lookin like he guards the door to Burger King Valhalla.

Anakin Drydocker

Sigged.

Vulgar is making me question my life. Destroyer makes me laugh. I just laugh at Split.

:/

Wilt Chamberpot

He once sprained his ankle in a Narnian whirlpool

He's got a two month old Dalmatian named Pugnuts

starred in indie sequel to "Over the Top" where he arm wrestled to get his dae woo back

He doesn't have nipples. Anymore.

this nigga got the fucking squire-boy hair cut tho

he in the gym getting swoll so he can lift the boss's jousting equipment at the Renaissance fair

this nigga bathes in Snuggle Soft

Brushes his hair to the side with his hand while playing acoustic guitar.