Looking he’s hiding a army of dildos under that hat

LMFAO ya'll coming out the closet trying to deflect that shit on me LOL...

lookin like he wears a Smurf Tales mouthpiece wherever he goes

lookin like a Crush soda brand ambassador got a job as a barista at Robocop Burritos

You look like a fuckin disc jockey at Ducky Cheese

Job title: Homophobe Specialist, Blue Man Group HQ

Looking like the world he exists in is a lava lamp where nothing but Purple Rain plays in the background

lookin like he had a bad shroom trip and woke up as the secret government identity: Fausto the Necro Digital Assassin

lookin like he fucks barbies and posts videos on the dark web

lookn like he still wears fruit roll ups on his gums and smiles at people, stifling laughter

lookn like the Sunglass Hut rapist

lookn like his Xbox handle is TOMBSTONE'D EM, COACH

looking like he spits battery acid on 'infidels' at Ted Bundy remembrance seminars

looking like a hallway monitor at the elephant man's house

Gone at sunglasses hut rapist and elephant man's hall monitor

Look like he traded a pop tart for a bargain Western photo in a strange basement at ocean city

Mr peanut on spring break in texas

Hopalong Faggity

Doc Holigay

Clint Eatswood looooooool

Look like he drinks sunny d and and sells knives at the swap market

Look like a super villain from the magic school bus

Shootout at the O.K. Carol you slut lool

Lookin like a Japanese tourist

Coyotes on the south border call him Incognito Tito

Hidden Red Dead character that can only be unlocked pressing X,X,O,Up,Left and Square with only the use of your rectal cavities muscles

Looks like he’s on the sideline at a karate tourney yelling at the ref for not paying enough attention to his son’s kata

Sucks jizz thru a silly straw while he watches nascar

Jap tourist lmaoooooooo

That literally made me sick to my stomach (the jizz one)

The cover art for finny does dallas

Almost didn't post was on the fence about that one LOL

Jesus lmao

We’re done here folks

Deadddd

His dating profile headline says: "HECTOR. HITMAN. I WANT THE CULO. 702-231-4242..."

Lookn like a USB fighter

Lookin like he has an illegal fannypack smuggling business

Lookin like the code words to get into his house is "Guac, bro. Did you bring the guac?"

Lookin like he digs graves at the Digital Underground

Serial entrepreneur: founder and managing director at CuntRoller Systems Inc

Lookin like he incrementally buys timeshares at Neverland Ranch

The Fast Traction Hero

Lookin like the mayor of Pokelahoma

He moonlights as Moonlight in a cosplay drama called The Sun, the Moon, and the Shriveled Dick

Lookin like he pops waterbeds at furniture stores and fills them with orange GoGurt

Lookin like he only speaks if you recite the lyrics of Weezer songs backwards in a NY accent

This slaughtered me LMFAO.

This nigga lookin like he about to say YOU'LL NEVER FORGET THE NAME OF...... GOLD DUST

Lost his hat, it was immediately returned to Glosst and Found.

Flashy grapefruit salesman

This nigga eats expired Lunchables with the cast from Ned's Declassified

He runs a gay cowboy themed nightclub in Wyoming called PEGGING PAUL'S HUNK HAVEN

Glossed in Translation

Runs a firework stand that only sells sparklers

Wardrobe provided by: Queer Eye for the Gay Guy

He shaves his chest hairs with startled armidillos

AKA The Unibrowbomber

Competes in chili cook offs and always puts too much ghost peppers

This nigga tried to put a Decepticon tape into an mp3 player

he lets lesser fag put pop rocks in their butt and fart on his mustache

This nigga drive a purple Silverado with bicycle rims and a novelty horn

Rooster Cockburn