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Cup of fairy jizz u whimsical bitxh
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Rupert Stinewine.
Bodgy Hodgecrinkleton. Freston Calumbo, Ph.D |
Looking like why the Euro is failing.
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Get ur barbs in fgt But know thiS... My strange ass will hem a nigga the fuck uP Now 4 the sake of respecting you as an individual I'm not gone say 5hat coukd be you lil nigga but ay if the shoe fits .. |
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Nigga u losing a fight every night with dignity and malt liquor |
Thanks for ruining a perfectly fine roast, Muff.
If you could contain your existential faggotry/rampant loneliness manifest as faux confidence vis a vis text glory to one thread that would be great for the board, thanks. |
Save that shit for when u supposedlh drop a wack ass verse with lines like u couldn't have a viral video if u had ebola mixed q/ aids
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@Ullr
Tbis isn't something u can learn Go away This shit not for u. I mean look at u for fuck sake. Smh. |
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I didn't start 5his shit! Fk u fgt |
*actually goes to look*
I did start it tho..oh shit :( Ok *logs off* |
Thanks Aero - appreciate the kind words.
Regardless, once I finish the Topical battle to which I had already agreed I'll go ahead and stop giving this sad waste of a website extra activity and traffic. Hope all is well, gents. |
Accomplishments
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Muff if you post one more thing in this or any other roast thread that isn't actually related to the roast again you'll be permabanned and I'll convince gow to ban you on rb
Don't make me take all you have left With that being said Ullr lookin like he scrap books with pieces of left over chicken skins and sadness |
did someone already say Gimli post gastric bypass surgery?
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@Vulgar going straight on in tbc. Way leaned bro.
This nigga looking like he got an entire bookshelf in his underground alchemy lab dedicated to DIY marsupial gynecology. Can play the theme music to Bridge to Tarabithia on a pan flute he whittled out of a raccoon dick bone. Lookin like he got a lollipop guild face with ewok pubes hot glued on. Lookin like he combed his eyebrows and hair with a fish bone Heathcliff discarded. Makes his own fireworks part time plus he's a cpa for a local gay and lesbian Spiderwick Chronicles cosplay organization. Lookin like he is a stage hand for a local theater that only does dramatic recreations of the Chronicles on Narnia on rollerblades. |
he look like in closet lumbajack who feels tree pain every time he swing gay pinkichio axe cus he gay lmao "oh no" he think as he swing his gay axe lmao "it ok tree I sorry I do this for money" LM so hahaha FUCKA idiyote cut beard wtf!
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Face looking like a Norman Rockwell painting of Santa Claus and shit.
Looking like he's dressed up for funeral buffet for the second in command at a computedr repair shop in Jersey. Lookin weaker than kitten poots in bubble bath water... Lookin like he can't punch his way out of a daydream. Lookin like he was born with an uncle face condition. |
Racoon dick bone flute cracked me up @Batty
Looking like a Branch Davidian soup cook. Looking like a crouch snorkeler from the Netherlands. Looking like a Kubrick screenplay got crossbreeded with grasshopper nostril hairs and Dutch fabric softener. Looking like an accountant from the Die Hard franchise. Looking like a pseudointellectual hare rabbit-punched its way into the human genome. Looking like you patented flak jackets, porpoise sunscreen, and the movie Inner Space. Looking like a narrator for the seven-part National Geographic series "The Crestfallen Panthers of Istanbul Park" Looking like a Finnish grenadier had the body of a cuticle scissors salesman. Looking like he answers every question by saying "Posh. Too posh, Mr. Trum." |
Many reps to batty and Vulgar when I get to a cpu
Lookin like he cross breeds forest animals in old oil barrels Lookin like he can't sleep without the fable 2 soundtrack looping on his stereo Also can't sleep before reciting the recipe for Manga degeneration potion Sacrificed his half sister on behalf of his clan |
Looking like he ate Amelia Earhart's actual heart.
Looking like a janitor at the Norwegian Beekeeper's Association retreat. Looking like he doesn't know his p's and q's even though his scientific journal is peer-reviewed. Looking like his name is Archibald Systems. Looking like a serial komodo dragon molester. Looking like he clearly needs a hand carrying buckets of orangutan piss to his hidden vault in the Andes. Looking like a Bond villain named Humdrum Panopticon. |
Looking like a philandering artificial intelligence expert.
Looking like Steven Spielberg's worst assistant ever. Looking like Peppermint Patty's ex-boyfriend. Dude looks like he wears chloroform for cologne and calls his apartment his "Space Balls pad". Looking like an extra for Robin Hood: Men in Tights suffering from quantum computing mid-life crisis. I don't know what that is either, but he has it. Looking like the physical manifestation of a sand worm from Dune merging with a scrawny tiger's sperm cell. Looking like a stunt man from Cowboy Sheetrock. Looking like the guy who wants to give everyone handshakes at the squeegee factory. |
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Captain save a Bookworm
Dances With Wolves extra despises the term "Peacoat" but much rather it be referred to as a coat of peas first in his dungeons and dragons group to recommend the laminating of the cards only eats the butts of bread was bestowed the highest honor in his cubscouts group which is the "Ned Flanders badge" has his World of Warcraft clan tag tattooed on his back |
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Looking like he can reconstruct DNA sequences using a ball of yarn and panda bear semen. |
Lookin like he starred in his local theatres last piece as depression
Lookin like he sells bagged lunches outside of schools for "extremely competitive prices" Lookin like the only member of a woodland neighborhood watch Lookin like he ran for mayor of pancakes hometown under the false identity Gareth Dunlop, promising he'd raise the yield of cornmeal for years to come and that pistachio shells would play a major role Mixes zoo animal cries on the tape recorder from 50 cents childhood in get rich or die trying to sooth his rape victims Lookin like the geico cavemen had a butt baby that grew up to be a faggot |
stop taking "rape face" selfies
looking like you splash yourself with Brute and go out chess clubbing |
Lookin like he writes true blood fanfiction that disassociates vampires and focuses solely on sooki steaming craw fish
All wool everything Novice bowling pin collector on an unpaid internship Lookin like he combs his hair and beard with a wishbone he found in a canned chicken Lookin like he host tournaments for Flaccid the Gathering on weeknights |
lmao this nigga PjewK post-that loss to Diz
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probly smells as if he gets regularly buttfucked by garbage trucks
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lord my soul dnt take It too early |
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5vKevEVHEiI
Jesus tge production on this opening track Jesus Mario 64 legend of 7 stars ...clouds |
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This thread is literally "time for jokes on the new guy" not an attack on what you wanna do in terms of writig. People here respect the craft but keep work and play separate The discussion forum is its own beast, I really wouldn't judge the sites worth by discussion alone. The topical league (run by Certain, not Knuck), the Open Mic (run by me, not Knuck), and the Battle League (run by Sharp and Allen, not Knuck) are all active and seeing improvements all the time That said. I will be back to roast you in a few |
This ginge wigster got the nose of a 60 year alcoholic.
Looking like seth green had a gay love baby with Dustin diamond THIS lame looking straight like the problem child grew up and got his picture taken in the middle of an operation to turn him into a "flippant mole cricket". dude's face looking like it wants to expand straight off of his skull. duke has the look of having an easter bunny porn fetish. |
Lol. Baron fell victim? Say it aint so
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Lookin like ramsay Bolton took his pride and now he eats dick for a living
Eyebrows on reek |
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