I thought this was gonna be one of those hard decision typa threads like THOUSAND ISLAND OR RANCH.

Whoops she still 17.

leaned.

Rep God

Lol negged

Lol, my boy would say "if the bitch got grass on the field, play ball" lol.

That nigga psychotic tho.

And 17 legal, isn't it? Lol..

Regardless, not like any of us is fucking the rich bitch anyways.

Not going to lie, I would. Those little Jenner birds are bad.

Surely you should know this.

16 is legal here but I disagree with it.

It's cool if one person is 16 and the other is a few years older...but the fact that a 50 year old could legally have sex with a 16 year old is worrying to me.

Some people prefer younger.

I personally wouldn't touch a bitch more then 5 years younger then me, now.

When I first hit my 20's, fucking with a 17 year old felt awkward to me.

Then again, you never know these days man, bitches out here in NYC look older then they really are, like little 15 year olds look like they in their 20's. Shits wild.

If you live and/or been to the Empire State, you know what I'm talking about.

I imagine it's the same everywhere, certainly here it is difficult at times to know whether a girl is 15 or 25 lol so you HAVE to ask, some women get offended by this, all that means is they are idiots and you should not go near them because they could fuck your life up.

I'm cool with girls a few years younger, 20 or 21 would be my limit.

I think anyone over 25 trying to fuck with anyone under 20 is weird as fuck.

I love all bitches. To me it's not always yes or no. With the point system cutoff is 7. The 6.9 and below are irrelevant and used for more industrial work. Above is when you get critical with the variables about who can do what and how their personality is.

This is the theory of fuckability. I would think you would know this doctor.

How did u ever get ANY positive rep in the 1st place?

Are you around females so little that you don't have a system? I thougt this was bro discussion but everyone wanna talk about feelings and morals.

Grow the fuck up man.

17 is super old if you're a dog though.

This thread is about eating random assholes but I crossed the line.

True. I see you.

It's not that u crossed the line... it's just that ur point system is pretty stupid & childish, really.

greed gets a 0.7 in my book for being so SUPERFICIAL

GREED YOU ARE A STUPID CHILD AND YOUR FACE SMELLS LIKE CROCODILE SEMEN.

Whatever nigga. You can tell a lot about a dude by his female. If you got a 9 with you niggas will bow down. If you got a 7 you regular. Anything below chances are you ain't got game, or she just got it like that.

That is nowhere near true.

I've fucked bitches of all kinds from all walks of life... when I've been down & out poor & when I've had thousands of dollars.

U have no idea what ur talking about.. u don't know ppl's situations & what their relationships entail.

YOU GARGLE ALLIGATOR CUM.

No, I dont.

But on first glance if you walking around the mall with a 5.5 she must got money or can cook good. If none of those apply then you ain't shit yourself.

what if i had 3 9's but chose a 7 cuz i like her

This thread is about eating ass, COMPLY OR GTFO.

Provide a scientific basis for these ratings please.

I ask because they seem rectum derived.

U sound like a damn feminist witty. Girls are pretty. Some more then others. Some are smart and some are dumb. Make your own system.

WELL MAYBE IF YOU PAID MORE ATTENTION TO ME I MIGHT LOVE YOU MORE, YOU COME AND GO AND I ALWAYS TAKE YOU BACK BECAUSE I AM AN IDIOT BUT I PROMISE YOU MISTER THIS IS THE LAST TIME, IF YOU LEAVE ME AGAIN WE ARE FINISHED FOR GOOD!

Fagot fox jr is the real victim

#neverforget

i LOVE HIM.

HE WILL WANT FOR NOTHING.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO JUST CAN NOT ACCEPT THE LOVE BETWEEN A MAN AND HIS FOX ARE THE BIGGEST PROBLEM IN SOCIETY.

EAT A DICK, BUT NOT A FOX DICK....YOU DON'T DESERVE ONE OF THOSE.

lmao surely none of you married dudes not eating the chocolate starfish?

I can understand it if it's just a one night chick or a girl you not serious about, but if that's your wifey then you're doing something wrong yo - let that ass know you there, start by pretending your tongue slipped while eating her out... then massage it a little with a finger on the outside, then slip the tip of the finger in slowly while making sure it's still lubed up with spit or whatever, keep getting that finger in deeper then flip over and let her do the same to you

it's not gay if your girl does it and anyone saying otherwise is a sheltered faggot

Loool

Lol gone

So lars....how do you let her get it?

Elaborate on what you want answering. Lars da Gentleman is happy to offer advice in a bruh thread if needed

Lars be letting his wifey finger his asshole.

Thats going too far.

nigga, I felt violated after reading that shit.

Wowsers. Funny shit, tho.

arf arf

Lol hes a dr too

@Greed sounding like a broke Tyga chasing high school girls rating them with a group of ghetto kids telling war stories about how he pulled a 9 claiming it was a girl named Betsy that turned out to by a gun that had a broken safety eventually cheddar Bob'n himself due to a tantrum caused by divine intervention....say 'what' again

Lol i like greed tho