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Ayo but Then ill choke him out and break his legs if he even trys to breathe My sharpshooters'll give his Hart a run for its money...million dollar dream Nameplays ain't the safeplay but fuck it lets do it maybe you'll learn a thing Even if u play sug Knight u couldn't hold bags out of windows workn @ Burger king And what a startling site to see him get man handled by darkwing dyke U got outshined by Santana like killa cam u should be laughed off this God forsaken site Oatmeal huh? they say there's no such thing as a free lunch I'm not concerned tho Make me pay? Ill bring sorrow to this Quakers state quicker then the death of Joe paterno my closing lines were SERIOUS. |
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Butler Kung Pulse EQ Oneduh Beyond Karpis Hush Sephiroth Alien Basically everyone relevant in every text age |
I don't see a few niggas on that list.
Island J. Hens IDeal I think his name was and a few others from the early RM days. |
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ideal was tangible |
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you ever see his live battles? |
Word..
Few other niggas. Even you were around back then son. |
lol bags got NO FLOW
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THATS 5 YEARS OLD MACARONI FAGOTOTKDMSKWKWOAOA
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This thread actually entertained. Me vs. Allen Knight the 1st time on RB was dope, was pleased with that verse. Vs. Orc was pretty good too, minus the crew line.
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Never bags bitches been done to death in about a billion+ variations. Smh.
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Actually my verse against Broke in the Summer Classic was dope...til he showed up to my house and started stealing personal info. Mufucka knew what brand socks I was wearin that day, smh...
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gone @ broke's research... that shit was serious
for me there was the time I destroyed @Dominate in NBL but his riders carried him past me :) jk he totally won but that was like the first time I dropped a quality verse I beat Richard Corey on PR which was cool, even though it was 2013 and he thought my name was bold so like 4 lines of his made no sense lol plus when I could've beat @Orc as non azn bob but I let the battle stay open and convinced more people to vote, giving him the rightful win. I got the good guy award there which means more than an NBL champ to me <3 and of course my 8237 no show wins over boredom |
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lol you had some serious anger back then. It brings me joy to see our relationship blossom over so many years. looking at you is like looking in a less talented mirror. I love you and lol@someone saying a line from 5 years ago is played. it's like seeing a bar from 01 and saying "jeez, de-feet, really? rapper/wrapper?! these have been done to death!" |
Keep pushin me oatmeal
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I'm about to start throwing resume out there and show you nigs how offended I am that I get left off lists that include people in eras I dominated.
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stfu hoe metts
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beating @Bags was slightly less underwhelming than my demolition of @Allen Knight tho
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Do it! |
Joe Metts a sleeper.
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do you remember? i really liked that one and om isn't my cup of tea i fux with @dead man 's shit hardbody tho |
my fav text showings would have to be my first 15-0 run on rm
my champ run in 08 on rm and snatching calefactions belt on nc 1.0 amid huge controversy (wasn't really controversy..poll went up and i won it like 33-8 lol) edit: lol something new beating beyond on rm several years ago...him proceeding to talk shit only last year like i could never again beat him...then him getting flawlessed in the alias tourney by me a few months ago and disappearing i mean beating dude isn't shit to me...just the way things happened= hilarious |
Loll Muffy kills me 99% of the time I read his posts.
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Muff you should read my OMs....they are of the highest quality, I assure you.
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Muff should read a bullet into his face
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My nigga u went on a champ run in 08?
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i remember when muff made his transition to top tier, and I saw you drop that CASINO line in the worst bars thread but I always thought that was super dope when I first read it
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Yeah, Muffy was & still is a problem.
Regardless of what ppl think of him, when he wants to he drops bars. |
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beat seph and q in a 3way for it. they were the weakest comp I had on the way to the belt though..it was the matches prior to that I was supposed to lose but slaughtered them in gruesome fashion (Silent L aka Magus for example) I went through a cutthroat phase..wish I could recapture it.. and witty you are dope..don't let my spiteful comments in the past make you think otherwise...Im just fond of dead mans style. evocative |
Muffy was dope back in the days.
I remember when he caught a few unexpected bodies on RM. That nigga text speaks a different language now and days tho. Thank god for google translator. |
I wanna be the very best,
Like no one ever was. To battle them is my real test, To beat them is my cause. I will travel across the net, Searching far and wide. Each text battle to understand The power that's inside Text Battles, (gotta rap them all) its you and me I know its my destiny Text Battles, oh, you're my best friend In a world we must defend Text Battles, (gotta rap them all) a heart so true Our courage will pull us through You teach me and I'll teach you (Text-bat-tles) Gotta rap 'em all Every challenge along the way With courage I will face I will battle every day To claim my rightful place Come with me Fox, the time is right There's no better team Arm in arm we'll win the fight It's always been our dream Text Battles! (Gotta rap 'em all) It's you and me I know it's my destiny Text Battles! Oh, you're my best friend, In a world we must defend. Text Battles! A heart so true. Our courage will pull us through. You teach me and I'll teach you. Text Battles! (Gotta rap 'em all)x5 Text Battles! It's you and me I know it's my destiny Text Battles! Oh, you're my best friend, In a world we must defend. Text Battles! A heart so true. Our courage will pull us through. You teach me and I'll teach you. TEXT BATTLES! Gotta rap'em all!! Gotta rap'em all!! TEXT BATTLES!!! |
for some reason I read that and immediately thought of the old Crossfire commercials
you know the Milton Bradley table game thing? Cross-fire.........ooooo something something crossfireeeeeeeeee CROSSSFIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Aerosmith voice) good pokemon parody nevertheless |
muff was good once?
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Yea...
Muffy champed RM after all the top, middle and low tier niggas bounced. |
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if im not mistaken..you were one of the ones who voted for me in damn near every battle I was in before I champed. and don't front as if they were indifferent votes either. i.e "both sucked but muff won" nononono it was more like. breastmilk? LMAOAOADLMFAOLMFAOAOAOOAO "hilarious approach" and the like. lol I can go grab links if youd like so don't act like you have amnesia nigga. fuckboy shit. your too old for that I give you your props..even when you aren't around. @Amen don't let him fool you. he was actually around when I was doing work |
Sup muff?
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llmaoo how do u remember a vote, smh, life must suck in muffs world.
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Lost to seph in the nbl champ match, thought he robbed me pretty bad. Lot of haters. Haven't battled since. Believe that was like 2 and half years ago or something..
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the ones where me and pancake destroyed everybody tagteam we soc ute
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obv butthurt is obv |
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