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I watched a couple more on people's recommendations:
Antichrist was a huge flop for me, great cinematography, it's visually brilliant and I guess has a good buildup but I didn't like that film. The talking fox thing to camera is laughably bad. No idea why some people find that film so hard to watch, it's honestly got nothing on the likes of August Underground or A Serbian Film. It's pretty wack tbh, I liked The Machinist more and even Kids is probably rate higher than it. Maybe it's just not my thing? I was disappointed. Had high hopes for that one. |
I haven't watched Antichrist but if its like any of the other 'possession' films its probably fear of the unknown.
I'm sure if they watched August Underground they would flip like the critics for CH did |
Antichrist is TERRIBLE imho bro
Absolute waste of my time and not at all what I expected. In a bad way, though. It makes peoples top ten lists all the time, I seriously couldn't believe how long and boring it was with little payoff, the whole film is like a therapy session between the chick and her psychiatrist husband. Honestly, apart from the stunning visuals for the majority of the film, there's little else I found in there. Some guy gets a weight tied to his foot via a rod being struck through his ankle, he writhes around in pain and that's a little graphic... Nothing too bad, though. She cuts at his penis a bit later but you don't really see a great deal. I preferred Meat Grinder which is like a poor mans Dumplings LOL I dunno, feel like I wasted money and time getting that over priced piec of shit... and I buy a lot of overpriced shit haha! |
I will put it in the 'do not see' box
I honestly feel I might have seen the worst of the worst in CH & ASF either way I find myself reeeeally anxious to be sickened again just because... these reviews usually help, although the 'gf' wouldn't condone such films nor do any of the retailers close by, I'll be catching up on some of these films though this page should be stickied |
Okay, so I've watched a few more and wrote/lost the reviews with my phone breaking. Now i've a new cell, I can update the thread.
In total there are about 44 of the most sickening/disturbing movies I've sat down and watched/reviewed. Most recently I watched Eraserhead, Un Chien Andalou, Human Centipede 3 and Misery (from memory) Thread to be updated tonight/tomorrow. I'll edit my posts in here! Bad Boy Bubby is next on my list for you @Plot! |
Pink Flamingos:
LOL even the options screen of this movie are fucked up. There's questions being asked to Divine (the lead character) about whether blood turns her on. I hadn't even hit play. Weird shit. There's a scene about 7-8 minutes in where a receptionist tells a woman to eat shit. Nice little nod to what happens at the end... The acting is terrible in this but that isn't really the point. It's weird, very weird. From a transvestites mother being sat in a child's crib, to a chicken dying during a sex scene, to a son called Cracker. WTF did I just watch?! This is weird, it's depraved, it has someone eating fresh dog shit and the entire film is based around a transvestite out to prove "she" is the filthiest of them all. LOLOLOLOL This is like a fairy tale in reverse. It has to be a cult classic with those ingredients. I can't even remember what I paid for this, I only picked it up as it was on a lot of lists and I bought it blind. It does feel a little dated in it's cinematography but that completely isn't the point, it's shock value is what it obv went for - and this film has that. It's not a graphic horror or anything, but it's depraved. It could make you question who would direct this shit, and the real answer is drugs. A lot of 'em. John Waters has a lot to answer for. That said, I did find it hilarious in parts. There's some weird pervert voyeur character called Raymond who is apparently the secretary woman's husband or some shit? He was stalking two girls in some woodland before revealing this bratwurst sausage hanging from his cock. No explanation as to why or how he came about at all. There's a scene later on where they explain, as a couple, they sell babies to local lesbian couples and then invest the money in local businesses - and heroin pushers outside school gates. LOL brilliant! I honestly had a hard time understanding the plot to this, though again, I hardly think that's the point. The basic premise is just that the transvestite Divine is being hailed(?) as the Dirtiest Person Alive. Another chick wants the title, thus... The two go to war to out do each other. What follows is vile. The chicken death sex scene thing is short but disgusting. A chicken died during filming, and one of the out takes shows them cooking it later on for dinner. The dog walking scene has Divine literally eat freshly laid dogshit off the floor. No kidding. I feel stupider for having watched this, I think a few on peoples "disturbing" lists are literally just all about depravity. This another one of those. I'll keep it purely for completist reasons, but it's straight trash. I wouldn't sit through it again, anyone remotely interested just youtube the chicken and dog walking scenes for real... |
Maniac (original, not the remake)
It's only like 2 and a half minutes in and two people have been killed already on a beach. One with a cut throat razor to the neck, the other garrotted from behind. I like this shit. Way better than the remake (which I'd seen previous to this one tbc). The leads face as he kills looks really menacing, wild-eyed and sweating profusely, it's really believable due to Savinis work. The scalping too in the original looks better than the remake IMHO - despite it's age. The leads schizo qualities where he's talking to himself and dressing up the mannequins with the scalped wigs is haunting too. Very odd yet it definitely adds to the movie here, as you seem to see inside the killers mind. Another great thing here is the POV shots from the killers eye, him following in the car early on is a nice touch - they obv picked up on that in the female where you see the entire thing from that perspective. It's used to great effect in this one too. There's a great scene around the half an hour mark where a guy gets his melon split open via a close range shotgun blast through a car windscreen. I can def see why this ultra violence had it on the BBFCs banned list all those years ago - especially given the hype around the video nasties of the era and outcry surrounding certain films. Is it disturbing? I guess the concept of the film portraying the serial killers mind and actions is disturbing, sure, but the movie isn't that bad or graphic compared to what we have now. I quite like the fact it's not as over the top in that sense, the film is more about the Frank Zito character and what makes him tick rather than senseless brutality and non-stop violence. That's what makes it interesting. He plays the character so well he makes him believable. More so than I found with Elijah Wood in the remake. There's the obligatory cliche chase through a Cemetary which is wack but I looked past it, you get a hint at the killers troubled past through child abuse but then one of the strangest, unforgettable death scenes you'll see as a room full of mannequins come alive, stab the serial killer and cut off his arm before decapitating his head from his body with their bare hands. Only it doesn't end there... (as I'm sure the remake does, and this one quite possibly could have done) it turns out that the mannequin death scene had been in the killers dreams! He is on his bed with a long knife embedded in his stomach, eyes shut, blood soaked sheets etc Two police officers enter his room, seemingly as if they've solved the recent spate of killings and located the guy responsible. Seeing him lay on the bed pooled in his own blood and knifed in the gut, they presume he's dead, and go to search his apartment for clues/more bodies/accomplices/who knows? Anyway as they exit the room he is lay in, the camera pans into his face and BOOM! his eyes open to indicate this tale isn't finished there... THE END! I don't know if there is a part two to this one, if there is I don't have it. This was great though for a movie older than even I am. Maybe not top of my disturbing list, but still a damn good movie and it's remake is still pretty good too - and fairly in keep with its predecessor even if they alter in some respects. Personally, I like this one (the first) slightly better. The Frank Zito character is played really well and looks like Ron Jeremy in his younger years LOL |
Dogtooth:
Dogtooth Right, this film is some pretty crazy Greek shit tbh bruhs! It started off strange, I literally had no idea what was happening at around 15 minutes in... From what I can work out, the parents of these three children in their late teens-twenties are control freaks. At the most extreme you can think of. They lie to their children about everything to do with the outside world, keeping their kids trapped inside the house and garden. These children live entirely sheltered lives with almost zero outside interference. The one son is reaching puberty or sexual maturity, so good old dad enlists this security woman from the world outside to pop around once a week and give his son sex lessons... Not weird enough for you yet? Well, amidst all this, we have some incest between brother and sister. There's a cat who appears in their backyard (which the sheltered kids have never seen) and the son attacks and kills it with a pair of garden shears. As you do. The father then spins them a yarn on how a cat is a deadly animal that prowls the other side of the garden fences perimeter where they should never go, he covers himself in red paint to look like blood and rips his own clothes to then tell them the cat had killed their brother. It really is as bizarre as it sounds! The three kids are then taught how to defend themselves from a cat incase they ever encounter one again... and the parent watches on as his three grown adult children bark like dogs in his garden on all fours. What in the actual fuck haha! This movie actually has a darkly comical side to it, I can't help but laugh, but the idea behind this is so out there I guarantee you'll have seen nothing like it before. I certainly haven't. It almost reminded me of Josef Fritzl at the start, but rather than it be a straight up incestuous keep the children indoors affair - it seemed to me more a "The extremes parents will go to to protect their children" movie in a sense. As I said, the black humour runs right through this film, the kids are told a "pussy" is a big light and that the voice singing "Fly Me To The Moon" is their Grandfather, not Frank Sinatra. It's extraordinary stuff but believable that a family could actually take things that far! A little later, one of the girls acquires video tapes of Rocky and Jaws in return for a sexual favour with the female security guard there to please the brother/son. Once the dad has found out about the videotapes, he duct tapes one to his hand and beats his daughter around the head with it. LOL He later heads round to the security bitches house who gave his daughter the tapes, unplugs her VCR then beats her round the head with the player. There's more incest and dark humour around zombies being little yellow flowers that makes no sense out of context to you guys reading this so I won't bore you with that haha! There's also this fucked up dance routine the kids come up with for their parents wedding anniversary, having no idea of choreography in the world outside, and it's literally the stuff of nightmares seeing them do this dance. I don't think too many things are fucked up, but the cat killing scene and this dance routine are stuck in my mind after watching haha! This bitch stays stone faced all the way through too, I've no idea how she didn't burst out laughing during that crap. It's fucking horrendous. You honestly feel like the woman/daughter is mentally ill and you're watching this when you really shouldn't be. Another thing here I should probably mention that I somehow forgot, is that the title of the film comes from a belief in the family that you can't leave the house until your dogtooth (canine) has fallen out and been replaced. This leads the eldest daughter, the one who got hold of the videos earlier, to try knocking her own tooth out with a weight of some sort. That scenes pretty hard watching smack her own tooth out of her face infront of a mirror... The daughter then climbs into the boot of the car her father drives, seeming to think this is her way out now she's lost her dogtooth, but obviously no one knows she's in there. The family search but to no avail. The film ends with the camera shot looking at the closed boot of the car. That's it. The parents actions are never explained and in a way that just adds to the fucked up quality of this film, for me at least. I'd have to say I actually found this to be more disturbing than Irreversible even. And I'm a huge Noe fan, but honestly the fire extinguisher scene affected me more than the rape scene in that movie - and the disturbing factor in this one is right out there. I'm not really a huge gore hound like a lot of these lists seen based on, once you've seen a few torture porn movies it gets a little tiresome, but the fact families not too far removed from these depicted here - the Wests, the Fritzls etc - it makes this one seem all the more believable. This one rates pretty high for me, higher than a lot of people I've seen compile lists of these shits. I'd say maybe even top ten so far without my list to hand to rate it accordingly. Definitely fucked up and not one I'll forget in a while, but one I may go back and watch again. This ones a good movie actually, completely surprised me. Worth checking out! |
ISOYG
The version I've got is the uncut Ultimate Edition complete with booklet and Day Of The Woman poster, I checked the running time on my shit and it says 200 mins approx so I'm hoping that's with all the extras/interviews etc and not the actual running time of the feature (3+ hours WTF!?) This is one of the most notorious of the original "video nasties" so I was really looking forward to watching it. The basic premise is a female short story writer heads to a cabin in the woods for the summer, to attempt to write her first novel. Once there she runs into these four local yokel redneck types, and one simple one in particular who is a virgin who obv likes this New York writer chick. About 25 mins into the film, the four rednecks capture and drag the broad of to a deserted place and the three guys hold her down as one rapes her. It's over pretty quick. They try to encourage the virgin simpleton to take a turn, but he refuses before letting her go. She eventually reaches a further secluded place, still naked, where the four capture her again. Raping her a second time before driving off in their speedboat and leaving her for dead. In fairness the rape scene here didn't shock me as much as the one shown in Cannibal Holocaust. The chick is then scene making her way to her cut, and reaching for a telephone. The four redneck locals turn up again though, just when you think she's survived the ordeal... and after some liquid self-confidence, the retarded yokel Matthew duly takes his turn to rape the woman whilst egged on by his friends as she lies blooded and beaten. The retarded Matthew is sent back in with a knife and instructions to kill her, he coats the knife in her blood to pretend he has but he hasn't gone through with it... The four men then escape on their speedboat and leave the bitch for dead. Two weeks pass, and the men head on a reconnaissance mission to check on the body... only to find the chick is alive and well. They beat the shit out of the idiot sent to kill her and send him packing. The woman is then out for revenge and hunts the loser rapists down to kill them all. The first she catches up with is the simpleton Matthew, who's death is lulzy to me. So far stretched. He basically is tempted to try and sleep with her again, only during intercourse she slips a noose over his neck and he's quickly suspended from a tree branch until he dies. Who would even think of that?! LOL stupidest death ever. The guy had a knife he dropped, stabbing him with that would have been so much easier. It's laughable to watch how he's despised of. Oh well, one moron down, three to go... The next is the apparent ring leader of the group, again tempted by sex with the woman gang raped by them earlier. Long story short, he talks to her about the rape like it was all her fault for dressing seductively etc - and gets him back to hers under a pretence of a bath. She reveals here that she's killed Matthew the moron and sneaks a knife out to castrate the ring leader guy in the bath LOL you don't see a whole lot other than blood covering the guys body, but it's more about what she does after it, locking the bathroom door on him and cranking up classical music to drown out his screams. It's pretty hard faced and relentless of her. There's a LOT of blood for her to clean up later on! Why she didn't just shoot the motherfucker in the face when she had the gun is anyone's guess, but I'm almost glad he died the way he did. It was a bit more sadistic and thought out that way, there's no way in hell you wouldn't just pop him while you had the chance and be done with him though. It hurts the plot slightly, for me, as it's just implausible to act that way. The chick catches up to rapist #3 and #4 - dude catching an axe to back of his skull, before the last seems to get caught in the propellor of the speedboat and dies? It all ends a bit fast, for my liking. There's nothing really "resolved" other then she gets her revenge and... that's it! I expected a bit more, more of a payoff maybe. More of a conclusion to it? I dunno. I think this far from the movie it's portrayed as. The rape scenes aren't even THAT bad, especially given films like Irreversible, and before people chime in about the era ISOYG is from... I said earlier in the review that I personally felt the rape scene in CH was more shocking and effective, which is the same era. I dunno, this is a decent flick, I maybe would watch again buy it's definitely not one of the most sickening or disturbing IMO. It's basically a revenge thriller, and not even a particularly well done one, I'd seriously advise anyone to peep "Deliverance" with Burt Reynolds in before this. Similar type film, I guess, and it even has a rape scene more shocking than the one here - plus it's build up, characters, and whole feel are done better than this was here. Check that shit out! |
ISOYG Remake
This remake is more like it. More of a backstory, the rednecks/gas station workers are given more reason behind raping the bitch. There's music to help put you on edge throughout, the first has nothing like that to build up suspense. There's more tension to this one and that's also a plus, more scenes to make you jump that work. I had this turned up way too loud following the low audio on the original I'd watched just beforehand. There's a real menace to their performance. The scene making her suck the gun is pretty dark, but I hated the clichéd falling over as she run away... Bitch ran straight into a psycho Sheriff, this version def reminded me more of Deliverance with the whole making her squeal shit. There's only so many retarded sex faces I can watch in one day haha! The second rape where they sodomise her feels too short in comparison to the originals... but the after scene where she's walking and trembling and lost really adds to it and the whole feeling of how horrific the ordeal would be. I think the decision to have her drop in the water was a plus point on the originals plot, as you're not going to trust the most retarded person in the group to ensure the victim is dead, are you? The first had too many unbelievable plot holes that stood out like sore thumbs. I was glad to see they went against that in the remake. Matthew the moron gets disposed of in a similar way to the first film, only not as over the top, which is a good thing - but this version maintains the sadistic side to the woman which I was pleased about. The revenge part is ultimately what makes the movie and gives it it's payoff. The rest is all a setup leading to those points, essentially. Rapists 2 and 3 get disposed of a little too easy for my liking with the wooden bat, and the bathtub torture thing seemed too elaborate a setup for the woman to construct in the middle of nowhere. The eye hooks to the face as well just seemed too elaborate to me. It was unrealistic, maybe not as much so as the first movie so it's an improvement on that I guess but it still felt a little out of place to me - yeah I love revenge shit, but it all felt a little Saw-esque what she was doing. I don't even mind over the top shit, I just felt the Lye and Crows ish was too convenient to have all the necessary crap lying around to set those up. The crow with the eyeball is a sick scene though! The tooth removal shit is nasty too but again, a bit too elaborate to have the guy suspended with ropes and pulleys from the ceiling and blah blah blah... The castration scene to the remake is way better than the original though, and a nice nod to the original so I really enjoyed that aspect. The bitch feeds the guy his own cock haha! I completely forgot about the Sheriff in this one, he's still alive at the end, and his death is pretty fucking spectacular. Again, it's another Saw/Hostel torture porn like setup. this time with a shotgun stuck up his ass that the woman rapes him anally with before the rig she's set up kills him by blowing out his ass and the same bullet hiring the retarded Matthew on the other side of the room LOL The movie ends there with the woman smirking, not too far dissimilar to the original, but the select few changes it made WERE for the better - though I still think they could have done these even better to IMO. The remake is a pretty solid movie in it's own right, def worth the watch fellas. It maybe doesn't rate too highly on my "most disturbing" list, but I'm not really into the torture porn genre and this second one tends to fall into that if I'm honest. Way more so than the first. There's elements in both versions I prefer over their namesakes, oddly enough the "Matthew" character in the first I enjoyed more, where the remakes was the more authentic acting. The methods of revenge in the first seemed way over the top in places, the retards death in the first being completely nonsensical - so the second wins out in instances like that but both versions revenge seemed OTT if I'm honest... that's what people paid for though, I guess? Overall, I'd go with the remake in truth. Personally though I'd like to see the whole thing remade again, with the revenge sequences made more believable and less torture chamber looking. |
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Just ordered that new American Guinea Pig: Bouquet of Guts and Gore from the ToeTag website. I'm in talks with another former collector who's selling up. ATM here's what I've said I'm interested in: Nekromantik 2 Schramm Men Behind The Sun 2 and 3 Bunman: The Untold Story Faces of Death (Boxset with them all in, never seen this one he has tbh) Suspiria Quote:
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Damn, just realised I haven't updated you guys on my crazyness for a while.
Recent purchases: https://horrorunderground.files.word.../vg4front2.jpg Quote:
Frozen: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frozen...zen_Poster.jpg Evil Dead Necronomicon: https://timbuckler.files.wordpress.c...icon_cover.jpg The Beyond Tin: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Be...nal_Poster.jpg I've had another 5/7 of the last DPP list I need come through. There wont be any images online of those to show you guys I wouldnt think. Bought a seperate Hannibal 6-disc edition, MIGHT purchase a Freddy Kruegar glove too. Absolutely sick. I've a signed copy of Killing Zoe signed by Tarantino and Eric Stoltz. Signed copy of House of Orphans. Signed copy of American Guinea Pig. My collection is HUGE! |
no BBB review?
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BBB?
EDIT: Oh, Bad Boy Bubby. I legit haven't watched that yet, been mega busy. Last I watched was Stigmata (not really a horror I guess, but pretty good) I've watched a few more but haven't typed up reviews yet. It's coming! I actually don't own that one besides on DVD-R. It's quite expensive over here. I've watched the opening 20-30 minutes though. |
I would put it high in my most disturbing list, I remember getting stoned as a teenager and watching it at my mates house with some other people, not really knowing what it was gonna be like and people getting disgusted and walking out of the room saying they didn't want to watch it. It actually ends pretty fine like a good ending with a bit of thought-provoking shit, but its like a pretty hard film to understand. Its almost like an analysis of a crazy person although Bubbys not crazy he was just brought up in a vacuum so he dosent understand the world.
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I'll watch that next, just found it out!
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Nil By Mouth
This one is a really gritty British film starring Ray Winston where he plays a jealous coke sniffing wife beater, and my god does he play it well! Kathy Burke plays his distraught wife, and there's a really shocking scene where he beats and stomps on her while she's pregnant - later losing the baby - all because he felt she was overly friendly while talking to a male friend in the pub. I love Ray in this, he's at his snarling best in my opinion and nobody does it better. Some of the violent scenes are hard to watch and that's testimony to how well their acted. The atmosphere is tense throughout and while the content doesn't disturb me as such, I can still vouch for this as a great movie, the feel of it is very real even if you don't see that much physical violence. The only reason this is so low on my list is that I've a lot more disturbing/sickening cinema in my collection than most and have seen worse. Few are a better actual movie than this as a whole though, and I feel a lot of people would "enjoy" this as a film than a lot of those like August Underground or the Vomit Gore films - they're entirely different beasts all together in my opinion - those sorts of film are made for a niche market whereas this one is more as a film depicting what happens in real life behind closed doors. A very good movie, worth a watch if you haven't seen it. The gore hounds and sickos would be better looking elsewhere though! |
Meet The Feebles
This ones an early film by Peter Jackson (King Kong) but his early work is NOTHING like what you would expect from him now! Meet The Feebles is a strange one to try and explain to those who haven't seen it. Think of The Muppets on crack. Or the whole of Sesame Street being alcoholic, cheating, swearing assholes. That's essentially this movie in a nut shell. Were introduced to a bizarre world where "The Feebles" are all manner of celebrity singing/dancing animals. Were introduced to various Feebles characters and their lives/mishaps. I forget their names off hand but there's a chain smoking event organiser/agent with a rats face who is pretty funny throughout and into all aspects of filth - even recording beastiality porn with some of the Feebles! There's a dumb dirt person elephant who deny's that this kid is his despite its obvious trunk and giant ears LOL. The main manager is a cigar chomping seal who's wife is the lead singer of The Feebles, a hippo and diva conscious about her weight. Again, I forget the exact plot it all revolves around as this film is just one big pisstake out of the Muppets and the industry as a whole. The seal manager guy cheats on his hippo wife and from what I remember - she guns down the entire set and kills them all. The elephant deadbeat dad jumps in the firing line to save the son he denied was his. The plot to this one doesn't matter much as I imagine the director was on a lot of drugs when he made this movie. It's not so much sickening or disturbing and for the life of me I can't see why it makes anyone's lists other than to troll people into watching an hour and a half of its insane plot! I enjoyed the dark humour in places, and it was actually a relatively enjoyable film comparing to some others I own/watch but it's just not really a disturbing movie other than in the fact of "The director must be disturbed to have ever thought this would be a decent idea!". It doesn't rate highly on my list at all, and I'd advise the majority of you to avoid it even if I didn't think it was THAT bad. This is one for the cult fans only. I liked it, most probably wouldn't. It's still hard imagining Peter Jackson ever committing to this! |
The Incredible Shrinking Man
This one isn't from my most sickening/disturbing collection but I loved the initial front cover of it as it looked a bit cheesy, so I decided to watch! It follows the story of a man called Scott Carey, and is narrated as if told by him in a true story fashion. The basic premise is that while he's on a holiday boat with his wife, the boat goes through a strange mist, and over the coming days he slowly notices himself shrinking. The special effects are really good for its time I think and the story is actually a really bizarre one I've never seen done before. As the man shrinks all the way down to around 4 inches tall, his wife starts to keep him living in A DOLL HOUSE inside his own living room! All is well until the wife accidentally lets their pet cat into the living room one day and the cat rightfully attacks him with its paw, knocking him to the ground. Scott Carey realises it's no longer safe to remain there, especially with him getting gradually smaller and smaller, as that blow would have killed a lesser man... Good thinking! There's also an epic fight with a spider early on that drives Scott away from the relative security of the dolls house he lived. Anyway, eventually, Scott needs some food. The food is some piece of bread or cake (I forget!) left on top of a cupboard but perched perilously close to the spiders web. He realises that he needs to get to it quickly - while he has the strength - and that he needs to do it before he shrinks any more and it becomes an even harder task to overcome! So armed with what looks like a safety pin, a piece of wool, and a nail he's found - he sets on his journey, using the safety pin and wool as a makeshift grappling hook to climb up the side of things! That's genius. I love whoever thought of this! He tempts the spider down by pulling at the string of its web, then there's a short fight to death which ends with Scott puncturing the spiders underbelly with the nail he used. Scott's first idea of despising the spider by attaching the wool to a heavy pair of scissors and hoping it would pull the spider over was brilliant though! The film ends with Scott finally dissipating into nothing as he shrinks and shrinks over time. His thoughts and fears finally become ones of acceptance and enjoying being one with the world, accepting the fact he's just an infinitesimally small thing that makes up a huge, huge, universe. It's a polarising ending in some ways and I do thoroughly enjoy those, there's no happy ending for the guy, but that may have felt like a copout had they done so. I much prefer it ending the way it does. Very enjoyable film this! |
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A Serbian Film
Cannibal Holocaust August Underground Mordum Dogtooth In A Glass Cage Megan Is Missing Eden Lake Irreversible The Human Centipede 2 Funny Games US Cutting Moments Pink Flamingos Salo aka 120 Days of Sodom The Girl Next Door Snowtown I Stand Alone Man Bites Dog Mum & Dad Requiem For A Dream Dumplings Deliverance Nil By Mouth American History X The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, Her Lover Kids The Skin I Live In Happiness Strawdogs Taxidermia Martyrs Inside Maniac (2011) Feed Maniac (original) Antichrist Freaks Mysterious Skin Meet The Feebles The Incredible Shrinking Man The Human Centipede Enter The Void |
The Green Inferno
So I'm slightly inebriated and just realised this got delivered. I'll start by saying I've wanted to like Eli Roth, but I've found a few of his previous films not living up to the hype. I hope it's different here. He's a huge fan of the cannibal films of the 80's so I'm hoping he does this justice! The female genitalia mutulation scene early on is quite shocking, didn't expect to see that so early on haha! I hate the white chick in this, instantly. She looks like a crackhead. The dialogue with the prettier white chick and Allessandro or whatever seems awkward and unnatural. The little love triangle thing instantly bored me too, there's just no need. The basic story follows that Justine meets an activist called Alejandro who wants to save the Amazon. Smitten, she agrees... but soon regrets her decision when their plane crashes in the Peruvian Jungle and their group are taken captive by bloodthirsty cannibals. LOL @ a tarantula almost biting the guys cock while he stopped for a piss! Should have done it. Or had him shoot his dick off. Either would have been cooler than neither. The supporting cast do well though and the story is building nicely at this point. They plane crashed where the driver gets a pole through his face is pretty cool, someone catches a propeller blade to the face too which is decent but not nearly as gory as Id like and over all too fast. The travellers/activists are soon ambushed by the cannibals - mostly shot with either poison darts or arrows shot at them. The cannibals camp or village is displayed really well with several severed heads and rib cages lining pointed pieces of wood and the cannibals themselves all coated in a rich red blood looking colour. Great stuff. There's more than a few nods to Cannibal Holocaust at this point which was great for me as a fan of the genre! I disliked the "look" if the cannibal chief at this point (Crack Sparrow) just when I was really digging this flick. The pig pen almost reminded me of Cannibal Ferox so I did enjoy seeing them running around haha! The eyes being torn out and eaten was a cool scene, if a little over the top, but lord knows how the tongue removal and limb dismemberment made it past the excessive violence regulators - of the head dismemberment and blood drinking. Thoroughly entertaining stuff! The idea of the captives "smelling" their friend being cooked works well, too. I thought it was a nice touch - vastly overlooked - Roth did well with that idea. The scenes of meat slog being stripped from bone with sharpened tools is nicely done too and well thought out. There's then a scene where one of the captives needs to shit real bad while in the pen they're all trapped. It's long, noisy, and meant to be amusing but I found it anything but. I'd have almost certainly cut that. Crack Sparrow the cannibal leader seems to insert some giant blade-cum-tusk into the three women's vaginas to see if they're virgins. Only the final one passes the test by bleeding onto the tusk/sharpened bone. This seems to delight the cannibal kind, but she's soon thrown back in the wooden cage with the other "survivors". The captives are fed some meat of their former friend, unknowingly, and when one female friend in particular realises - she breaks a pot into shards and slits her own throat in horror! Alejandro decides to masturbate, as you would with a corpse next to you with its throat slit. Regardless, the guys hit on a genuis plan to hide some pot they have INSIDE THE CORPSE of the suicidal woman... The belief being, as she's cooked alive, it will stone the lot of them. As ridiculous as it seems, it works, with some so stoned they fall from their tree perches whiles others lie laughing with their friends. Inevitably, they then get the munchies and want to eat - tearing apart one of the male captives in what I'd say is a knowing nod to the film Maniac right at its climax. Good stuff! There's a hugely pointless scene where one chick jumps in a muddy river and gets washed away upstream and needs saving. She's saved within about 30 seconds. There is literally no point to this happening and it feels out of place. I'd cut it. So we follow two survivors as they're attempting to escape... only their plan is foiled, and they're soon recaptured. The females body is strapped up in stocks and she's being prepped for a meal as her friend is tied to a wooden stake and hacked to pieces, slowly, limb for limb. The hogtied female seems as if she is being prepped for something more significant. The male is then covered in ants that proceed to bite his skin as he suffers and its prolonged. Eventually, a young native cannibal boy the chick had befriended earlier in the film agrees to free her and show her to freedom. She escapes. Just as she's finally rescued, there's a scene where a helicopter pilot asks if there was anyone else left to save. She says no, despite knowing Alejandro is still trapped in a cage with the cannibals - and is most likely their next meal! This could make way for a sequel, I guess? Maybe with him as the head of the cannibals, maybe something different all together? The ending was okay, maybe not the sickening/disturbing sort of thing I had hoped but definitely not bad and with a few flashes of brilliance brought to keep me interested in Eli Roth and his potential. When he gets it right, I thoroughly enjoy his stuff, but certain parts just seem a little corny or amateurish to me - the shit scene in particular with this film, I just don't feel like it's the type of film that needed that toilet humour. Maybe it's just me? Anyway, I enjoyed this movie, loved seeing the decapitation and dismemberment relatively early on - I can see a few people not liking this as much, but others appreciating the nods to the films gone by, which is certainly how I viewed it. If I'm not missing something, I feel the lead female painted white with the red band over the eyes could be a cult image many will recognise for years to come! |
Frozen
I didn't have high hopes for this one going into it. It was rated 15, which isn't the end of the world, but the majority of my shit is unrated or pre-certification so having those ratings on usually means it's child friendly or cut - two of the things I generally steer away from. The film follows a young couple, and the guys best friend. They head up on to a ski resort and use one of those sky rides to get up. The problems start once they attempt to get back down, when the machine is stopped - a storm is incoming - and the park isn't due to re-open for 5 or so days! One of the groups males decides he will jump down from the sky ride to try and get help. He jumps, lands, and ends up breaking both of his legs - with a glorious shot of the bone poking out of the side. That's pretty graphic and fucked up haha! The two remaining friends in the sky ride cart realise if they don't act soon, their broken legged bro is gonna freeze and die in the wilderness. One strikes up the ingenious idea of climbing the cable car, then descending back on themselves to reach a car nearer the floor to avoid further bone breaking as they jump down. Just at this moment, a MOUNTAIN WOLF appears at the feet of the invalid who jumped down and broke both legs! Amazing. Luckily, one of them up in the cable cart unhooks their snowboard in time and it scares the mountain wolf away... ... The wolf returns with a pack this time though and they eat the friend, howling echoing throughout the snowcapped trees and mountain until silence envelops the remaining two friends. Good stuff! The friends then start blaming each other for letting him jump, knowing it was too high. Both question each other but there was really little either could do in that situation. The movie returns to the following day, both friends are sat in the sky ride and it's been so cold - the females hand is frozen to the metallic safety bar on the cart. She peels it off as the skin sticks to the ice, frozen to it, leaving a bloody print where her hand had sat. That's a good scene! There's an intermission where the two friends talk on what they'll do when they get home eyc before one of them attempts to climb back to the can behind - and makes it. He fights off a mountain wolf before grabbing a board and snowboarding down the mountain with a pack of wolves following. The one friend is still stuck in the sky ride for hours as day turns to night. She's heavily frost bitten and with no sign of he guy making it back to save her, starts looking to jump from the cart. The cart at this point snaps, sending her towards the ground, only for it to suspend her mid way down. Clinging on for her life, the chords then start snapping and she's forced to jump before it crashes - saving her life, but the cart lands on her ankle - stopping her from walking. She crawls trough the snow, stumbling across the wolf pack as they devour a meal... what looks to be her friend! She crawls on her stomach and falls down the mountain, finally reaching a point with passing traffic but is unable to stand to contact them or stop them for help. Someone eventually finds her asleep and exhausted at the foot of the snowy mountain and she's taken to safety. The end. I'd have sooner it had a final horrific twist and ended badly, I'm not a fan of happy endings. This one was surprisingly decent despite its low age rating. I wouldn't put it in my "most disturbing" films at all, though some had, hence it being reviewed. Give this one a miss! |
I've ordered a few Category 3 films that are literally insane. Things like the Death File series, Gusomilk (scat porn/shit), MASD-004 (more of the same, I think? Scat porn-esque), MDPOPE 1 and 2, Genki (tentacle porn, don't ask!), Squirmfest (everything you can think of, Scat/Piss/centipedes crawling out of orifices etc)
AMONG OTHER DELIGHTS TO COME, OH YES! Just had a signed Melancholie der Engel delivered signed by Marian Dora, I've got a copy of The Green Elephant being delivered, a few other crazy shits being worked on too like Mu Zane, Orcozo The Embalmer, Niku Daruma etc I imagine these may challenge for those coveted spots at the top of my list. I'll update the thread as they're received/watched! |
Dard Divorce
This one is a German splatter-fest so I expected semi-good things. The director was new to me, Olaf Ittenbach, though looking into him more he seems to have done a few films I wasn't aware of. The acting is poor but what I had been promised was a European splatter fest, so I expected lot even with the poor acting. The version I have is in English but with German subtitles. This one was somewhat of a slow burning surprise for me, personally. I almost knew what to expect but went in blind... The acting was poor throughout but that's not the selling point with films like this. It's the gore and special effects, and boy does this pack a punch! So, twenty minutes in and we've got a story about a guy divorcing his wife but wanting access to his kids. The guy supposedly dies. Terrible acting, made worse by the fact it's done in English rather than German. If you can make it past this though, as I did, you're treated to some of the most graphic acts of violence I've seen so far on my journey. The scenes are VERY graphic, including a body dismemberment in a bathtub as the lead protagonist is naked and hacking the body parts from the torso as blood splatters his body. Ill point out one scene in particular that had me viewing like "What the fuck!" as it happened and that was an attack with a spade. This scene is pretty fucking brutal, even for me as a fan of this shit, only let down slightly by the fact a hand is hacked off at the wrist with the spade and it bounces off the floor. It made what was an otherwise gruesome act slightly unbelievable. The whole thing is brutal. I loved it. That scene alone places this highly on my list. It was unforgettable. Following the spade attack, the victims guts are torn out in a fit of rage then thrown back in/on the victims face. The attacker makes some cheesy as fuck quip I forget off hand afterward, but I laughed out loud and had to pause it there before moving on. I can't stress how brutal the spade scene was. It literally had me like "What the FUCK!" At the screen and I checked the DVD rating as it had only said it was a 15. I was right. It was a 15, unbelievably. Sure, the acting was pretty bad at times but I put that down to them trying to speak in English rather than German. The special effects on this were good, though, really fucking good. I loved it. After reading up on the director afterwards, I've since purchased another 3-4 by him and am chasing a few others. Would I recommend this to you guys? Possibly not as the acting isn't that great, but it IS worth sticking around for the gore. I'm not really a gorehound but I really enjoyed the violent scenes in this. The 15 rating is surprising. Anyone interested should def at least find the movie on YouTube and give it a watch, even if you don't want to spend your hard earned on securing a copy like I did. This one easily gate crashes my top 15-20 with its shocking violent scenes. Don't sleep on this one! |
SO GUYS, THERE'S BEEN A DEVELOPMENT!
I'VE BEEN TALKING TO A GUY WHO SOURCES MOVIES FOR TOETAG / UNEARTHED FILMS AS HIS JOB WE GOT TALKING ABOUT ME WANTING TO DO A CHANNEL ON EXTREME CINEMA REVIEWS ETC HE'S GONNA SEND ME SHIT OVER FOR ME TO REVIEW SO, I'VE STARTED A NEW CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpL...JryWgAmBffffQg NO VIDS UP AS YET, BUT THE FIRST WILL BE VERY SOON, OH... AND IT WILL BE "GUSOMILK" THAT GETS REVIEWED FIRST!!!!!! @Objective @Genocide @Mr. J @Muff @MMLP @Plot @Vulgar @anime_boners @BROKE LESNAR LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL HELP A NCG OUT AND SUBSCRIBE TO MY SHIT I'M ABOUT TO TAKE YOU ALL ON A JOURNEY OF THE BIZARREST ISH OUT THERE ON THE NET! |
That's dope af @sraL! Congrats, definitely subbed. Looking forward to this shit.
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Seriously tho, there's something wrong with u. And I pray for u. Not really, but yea. This some fucked up shit. |
What's fucked up about it?
I just started a review channel about something I'm clearly passionate and knowledgable about. |
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about to watch this soon. good stuff here reviewing it |
SALO FTW
SUBBIN WHEN I MK ACCOUNT |
that's mint bro i'll check it out soon
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Got some new ish delivered:
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphoto..._5523226_n.jpg Mu Zan E, GSKD Boxset, Pig Chicken Suicide, Niku Daruma aka Tumbling Doll of Flesh and Human Toilet https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphoto...09968460_o.jpg Death File: Red, Black, Yellow, Death Women, Death Body, MDPOPE 1 and 2, Guinea Pig: Lucky Sky Diamond, Gusomilk 1-4 |
Freakshow is good if it wasnt on your list
And by good i mean boring until the end which is just fucked up |
Was the quip 'need a hand?'
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lmaooooooo you mean from Dard Divorce?
its literally either that about the hand or something about "i knew you couldnt stomach it" after the guts are thrown in his face i literally was in shock at how savage the scene was with the spade, then burst out laughing and had to leave the room when he said the line try youtube and search "dard divorce shovel/spade scene" or something i could only find the german uncut scene (whilst at work) but its pretty brutal http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxeRyhDZcbw |
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I'm not the biggest fan of Martyrs either though which seems to be heresy to the majority of horror fans. Diff strokes for diff folks, I guess... |
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Link me to it. |
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freakshow_(film) Dunno where youll find it its apparantly banned. Like i said though it suck until the ending an then just fucked up lol |
It's on EBay for £5.95 with postage included. It's a remake of Todd Brownings "Freaks" that I've already reviewed in here, not hard to find at all tbh
LOL I'll check it out! |
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