ya bitch give me some crazy wood work, I make her head jerk
I can hit with the nine, blow out her spine and smoke purp.

+1
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Dont listen to Patrick

Nig got my bars in his sig

Stop biting cuzz

it's james/veritas/captain obvious/real life.

no. I am Battlemasta/Patrick.

What is your problem man?

......................

sigh.

sorry.

"THE REAL CAPTAIN OBVIOUS"

to be honest, i thought i would be disrespecting boarding culture --- per cake's post --- by making fun of a huge ass (but very good looking for sure) leather sectional couch

i made a mistake. for that, I apologize. To you, someone i met right now --- and to all the lovers, haters and indifferent boarders of the past.

i poked fun at Diode, because he and i have done that for years with varying degrees of "fuck you" involved in the process.


In the end --- I WAS 100% IN THE WRONG FOR GIVING MY OPINION BEFORE I POSTED A PIC


so.... should I have apologized and not posted a pic? would that not have been more disrespectful? what would you have done?

I have shittier couches in my house.... should i have taken a picture of the shittiest couch in my house so no one catches feelings?


I'm not even half joking bro--- help me understand where i went wrong here.


Thank you for helping me become a better man.

Namix its my turn to help u this time.

Its a trap.

it was good looks and i appreciate what you guys did here


but this wasnt a couch battle anymore... and V knows it lol


thanks to all

Adonis has the poverty sectional.

That shit is camel hair and blonde pube mesh.

I will now leave this thread humbly admitting -- i'd like to DQ myself, since my couch is about to drown in what inevitably becomes a "toy room".....

the toys spread like fuckin ebola... i cannot contain them, and it does not matter how many fooseball tables, golden tees, or bars i try to use to secure the space.... the toys happen.



so, alas, i relinquish my sectional couch's comfortable-factor to diode's longevity factor --- because to his point, mine probably will be spilled on with some paint --- and if he has a dedicated theater room, his sectional is much, much safer than mine is lol!

namix, friend, you won this battle. We're not projecting ahead. You have the best couch, and you should take pride it in until it's covered in grape jelly.

lol - word - then i will wear the title proudly through the weekend!

see those black leather of "fake leather" couches might stick to your ass or start falling apart after a while (fake leather starts to peal off after 5 or so years of good use), but they're great for cleaning up sex stains.

Those fluffy ones... you're probly scrubbin a lot when wetness happens all over it. Shine a black light on one of those fuzzier couches and you'll be like 'FUCK, I AM NOT SITTING THERE!".

This is a great fucking topic. Who ever started it -- major points.

aiyyo my wife a teacher

its best to have kids born october (start trying in January) so that they're then the oldest/cleverest in their year

source: 4year teaching degree/9 years in the field

can't. wife finishes nursing school in late april. we decided not to deal with her going to school full time, working full time (3 straight 7p-7a shifts at the hospital), and being pregnant all at once back when she started lol

also, your secret is out - more babies being born in sept/oct that any other period by a wide margin

lmao i'm trying for kids jan onwards, thats all

we actually got 3 couches in our living room, two smaller 2 seaters and a big 4 seater

got one of them big 360degree swirling chairs too

my iphone got the black screen/shutter prob in the app atm so i dont have a pic to put up but once i get it fixed i'll put one up

lol, just saw this.

clearly any golden tee expert knows they arent going to 'run' another expert, there are only so many eagle shots in 18 na'mean?

but it's definitely not like i can't be beat.. the right canyon and wrong wind on an island green par 5 can get the best of us.

so word, perhaps you would steal a game from me -- but i have to imagine most people who own a golden tee aren't going to get straight up run over in a match lol

Yeah but my torque power means better drives/more broken palms

Can you putt tho?

Word, no doubt

My couch is coated in bad memories :/

Lol @ new avy

:/

is your short game form one hand or two thumbs

Two thumbs 75% of the time.

I hate my fucking couch. It's red microfiber suede and it is uncomfortable as fuck. I have it because my wife had to have that shit. It was 3x more than the couch I wanted but I take a dive in a few fights because people hate undefeated niggas in the long run.

Fuck yo couches

jesus. im slayed

You gotta put your foot down in ATLEAST one situation bro lol

word, just a quick qualifier ;)


we can plan to face off at the next netcees reunion then

"Next" reunion?

HOLD UP THERE WAS A PRIOR ONE?

AND WHY WASNT THE BLK GENGHIS KHAN NOT NOTIFIED?

Lol sum1 pls notify muff next time.

I will pay money for you to hang out with him. He needs this.

All I can see is immense bed bug potential

Let there ever be one of these, realistically.

lolool

Lol strik tryin to rob erry1 itt

Get shot nigga

I like all of the couches. All of them.

I bet they're fluffy.