Is the only man for who its grammatically acceptable to end every sentence in either a comma or username tag

Has completed jacobs ladder w/ a stand of hair

Built the city of atlantis in his bathtub with a box of legos

Used ecco the dolphin as bait to capture japan.

Purchased the last 24 winning kentucky derby horses for his personal carousel.

Can tell the difference between split eight & sharp nine.....with ease.

Once made it rain in the desert with just a 2 step.

Won a lawsuit over Discovery for the rights to Shark Week using only his photo as evidence

Beat king hippo without using bodyblows.

When rawn lies his hands shrink.....there is a pretty well known fairy tale based loosely on his life.

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Rawn lives in a house he made himself with bricks stolen from the Great Wall of China and transported to America inside a whales vagina.

Rawn once helped a boy reconnect with his father by helping the angels win the pennant.

Rawn convinced a young man to start a computer company in his garage.

Rawn gets lifetime a lifetime of iPhones and Mac books because of it

Once impaled an aggressive breed of horse with a lance in the skull, and henceforth declared the arrival of the unicorn race.

Rawn is the reason waves agreed to stay away from the beach, allowing humankind a temporary supremacy over our land masses. When tsunamis strike, Rawn beats the living shit out of Poseidon.

Rawn doesn't walk on water. Rawn taught water how to walk on water.

Invaded Steve Jobs' pancreas in a Micro Machine & implanted cancer cells in it as part of his grand scheme to assume control of Apple & steal hundreds of dollars in multiples of 20's that he would ultimately use to rent movies from Redbox

Damn.