I am not racist at all; you are you insipid spade grape drinking ape! Now....answer the question.

Bags I dare you to skeet in her belly well

Turn her into a Sperm Whale

Donkey punch the whale then perform the three legged field goal.

Define 3legged field goal?

Just ask for a rust trombone and call it an evening

tell her to the fair and bring her in front of that insulting clown that disses people and see what his guess is

Really?

You get her to stand up spread her legs...stand up in front of her slap her hard in the cooch with your wang then skeet on the carpet in between her legs.

Bring you dog to the Vet with her. And once the Vets done weighing your pup be like...

"HAHAHAHAHA! WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY TO WEIGH OURSELVES? LETS SEE IF THIS DOES HUMANS TO!"

Push her on the scale, kind of stand in her weigh<(that's a play on words. See what I did there??? ;) And before she knows it, her weight will have popped up and then you scream...

"HAHAHAHAHA! BABY! YOU WEIGH 1747594837 LBS!"

She'll feel embarassed, you'll feel empowered and then she knows, you know and now that elephant in the room is her.

Full proof. Got me?

Lol i lold twice at that post. Well done.

Its gooood!

Ask that bitch. Just say: you big ol bitch how much you pushing?

Pretty sure I hold the record on this.

Back in like 04'.. bitch was bedrest fat but had that guap.

Bitch was like 4 hundo w/ the CPAP oxygen machine & all.

Scooter equipped.

Pussy smelled like sewage but a nigga was caked the fuck up, u dig?

That shit is fucking gross dude.

I don't give a fuck.

It was between me & her.. & now ya'll.. cuz I never told my boys.

But yo, idgaf.

& it was all well worth it imo.. I ran that disability check for like 6 months.. & spent up all her inheritance on dumb shit.

I was fucking king in 04 & ppl were hating hard.. like wtf @ this nigga here.. I was balling out of my mind.

@Strikta was she this big?

http://heartstrong.files.wordpress.c...pg?w=300&h=200

That's actually pinpoint accurate, yes.

Well... maybe a tad smaller than that. Maybe.

This confirms my public judgements of you further timothy.

I couldn't even....

Like I would do a lot of things for money...

But that's just...wow.