What's the worst part of 4 black guys driving a Cadillac off a cliff?





















They were my friends

Wats the worst part about being a black Jew?






















You gotta sit in the back of the oven

Damn that was brutal

So drake and lenny kravitz sit in back of the oven

Thts fucking awesome

I remember when I was 15.

I think I've seen one joke in here I haven't seen before.

STEP YOUR GAME UP FAGGOTS.

Why do black people stink?








So blind people can hate them too

how do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?




velcro on the ceiling

What's a crying shame?





When a bus of blacks drive off a cliff


& there were 3 empty seats

What are my favorite chips?

Salt and Vin NIGGA!

what do you call a tidy paki?

ahmed mabed

Lol

So forced but roflz

What do you call a rich white person with a Stanford degree?





My broker.




Leave?

Rabbii n a catholic priest walkin down the street together n they see a group of kids

priest goes to the rabbi, see those kids over there....rabbi says yes

priest says...Imma fuck em

Rabbii looks at him and says....

....fuck em out of what?

Not a racist joke but still funny...harsh lol

How do you make a lil girl stop crying?


Take your dick outta her ass




How do you make her start crying again?




Wipe your dick om her Teddy bear

What's the hardest part about eating a bald pussy?





Putting the diaper back on.

k bb pro at dis


wut U call a blak person and a mexican person lookin iloff into the sunset on a wite persons porch?

*giggles*


lmao... ok the answer is weirdos!! lmai

What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball? @Figasaurus




Jaun on Jaun

They say there's safety in numbers, try telling that to 6 million Jews.

Why don't sharks eat black guys? They think it's whale shit.

What do black men do after sex? 15 years to life

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin.

Black magic doesn't work.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a gorilla? A really stupid Gorilla.

What language does a Jewish homo speak? Heblew

What's the difference between boy scouts and Jews? Boy scouts come back from their camps.

Why don't Jews eat pork? Jews may be a lot of things but cannibals they are not!

What do you call a Mexican who can swim? A Texan.

There was a 4 car crash in Mexico today. 243 people died.

What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos (died a bit at this, so dumb but it nearly killed me)

What can you buy at a Mexican yard sale? Your fucking stuff back.

I tried to play Uno with a group of Mexicans, but they kept taking all the green cards.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral? There's one less drunk.

What do you call two gay Irish men? Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick. (One of the first jokes I ever remember my father telling me)

Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland? He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.


Paddy & Murphy are working on a building site.

Paddy says to Murphy 'Im gonna have the day off, I'm gonna pretend I'm mad!'

He climbs up the rafters , hangs upside down & shouts 'I'M A LIGHTBULB! I'M A LIGHTBULB!'

Murphy watches in amazement!

The Foreman shouts 'Paddy you're mad, go home.'

So he leaves the site.

Murphy starts packing his kit up to leave as well.

'Where the hell are you going?' asks the Foreman.

'I cant work in the friggin dark! ' says Murphy.

I tried to play uno with Mexicans but they kept takin all the green cards

Rofl