giv a man a crumpet & he'll breakfast for a day,. teache a man to krump it & he'l breakdance for a lifetime (ps.. the man is a policemabn!!)

and do any of u have kids... ? if so were they a mistake or real plan like movie night.. (u plan movie night)

this has to be one of the funniest threads in a minute tbh.

What the fuck?

Pregnant, nope not. wow you scared me.

*shrugs*

Story pls




i'm planning on giving this girl megan a pregnancy scare nomsayin?

Hell yeah bruh I got 7 kids. I dont rock condoms. Thats not how tree rolls.
(yes i hate the accidental weed/dick puns involved with my name too)

@Meth @Void

lol @ bobby momma! haha

lmao mr cool guy.... "g" lol
@dull boy

Look meth cllled his future boy a 'shit sob'

EVERYONE LOOK AT SPLIT EIGHTS QUOTE HAHAHA SHIT SON.

I bet meth names all his shit sons jamaal

Men in first world countries should be given a vasectomy at birth, then made to apply for their fertile sperm when they want children. Children ruin lives. That's why they find them dead in bathtubs. Then those children who shouldn't have been born grow up and repeat the cycle. Sadly, leadership isn't in the moral position to implement such a thing, because they're dirty pieces of shit.

I threw a party when my first girlfriend miscarried. A silent party, inside myself. I told her about the party. She's my ex.

Lol!

Throw that bitch down a flight of stairs at an abortion clinic after the abortion is performed, just to be sure. You don't wanna have to drowned a child in a bathtub. That kind of thing stays with a person, like having a child.

Judge Judy is a cunt, btw.

I had an abortion once.

Dull boy makes a lot of good points. Plus if you abort, you don't get married then divorced then child support. So no marriage money no divorce money and no child support. So really your saving that kid a LOT of money in the long run

lol @ everytyhing revolving around money

CREAM

Lol o you guys r smart. I'd like to see u survive out in the REAL WORLD. out here. If u don't enough money u die. Get a fukkin job

Maybe Meth was confused about the mechanics of delivering a birth?


u never know with pop culture today. plus u always hear about junkies and fat chicks dropping babies in toilets when they're squeezing out a big deuce


What if every time u dropped a log there was a small chance up'd reproduce?


this would also explain how gay guys have kids even tho they only do anal!

I feel like Michio Kaku

No HSS saying his son is shit lol. Like not good. Shit son Jamaal lol

I just bit into a rotten pepper and it was the worst experience I've hAd of 2013