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visit a questionable number of Middle Eastern heritage sites with my scrawny boyfriend and rabbi

lold at OP

but yo whatchu got against egg salad sandwiches

go into Anne Frank status hiding after a near miss with the idea of fighting the idea of a black man I am acquaintances with on the whitest rap site to exist

smoke cig butts out of ashtrays and wet-sand jalops for food stamps between WoW seshes

own a katana to compensate for my stage 3 alopecia

theorize about alternate physics models to escape the physical drain my overweight coworkers and misshapen mandible put on my 5'7" survival-ish frame

oh

I got one

Pretend I have the intelligence to earn a psychiatry degree, but not know "yoke" from "yolk".

edit: missing words

find six perfect multis for " Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two- Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle with a compass on the stock"

slap my sausage to hentai

NOT slap my sausage to hentai

gamble wit ya lyfe

watch DUBS not SUBS

Not gonna lie, i lold.



Listen to one of dancakes hipster youtube videos
Grow a chinstrap
Clean the stalls at gloryhole bars with my ear
Go for a run with joe
Find split a girlfriend
Have dinner at veritas house with his picard dolls in complete silence

Build a time machine out of Lincoln logs, subaru tuner engine and elmers glue paste and travel back into the past and get bullied thru out highschool.

owned

Big baby da pocket holding big baby.

oh no i hold pokcets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh no wut i do now?????????????????

o das rite be better dan u at everything lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Except 3am fair enough?

Play pin the tail on the donkey with ludacris n Terrance j