This nigga looks like mall security, and his name is Bryce

This nigga look like a Bad News Bear became a Mongolian sous chef.

Lookin like Iran Barkley just came out of a peach tea party.

Lookin like if King Koopa was a big loser.

Lookin like his name was Templeton.

This nigga looks like he can shoot refrigerator magnets out his mouth like bullets.

He looks like Beanie Sigel was cross mutated with a sea sponge.

Lmfaaaaaao^

Whats with these asian themed ribs vulg? (Mongolian sous chef)

I look like I got chingchong in me?

Looking like he has a weak handshake.

Looking like a barricade guard from Lesbian Island.

Looking like his watch doesn't even have numbers on it, it just says G-A-Y

Nigga edges his mustache in the shape of a frown

On god.

My stache hasnt been touched in like a month

Grows all beastlike like that my nigga

I usually have a stache similar to yours n hushes chyeah

Ion kno what they call it

Barber just trims it for me

I need haircut..long overdue

FAM...you look like you walk up to random people and recite a battle verse...stare them down briefly afterwards and then just walk away

This nigga looks like Badderweather

Your stache don't look shit like mine. If I had a stache like yours I would talk to people with my head down. You look like you use rogain ChapStick. I bet you lip sync commercials with a cousin it accent. The hair follicles above your mouth should be studied and examined for hair loss research.

Fuck!

Battys here

Ohnooooo

Looking like Dominican Republic Jack Black

Looking like a Care Bear with Down Syndrome.

this nigga uses cookies and creme mustache wax

Diddy Kong Racing face ass nigga

Lookin like Corky from Life Goes On finished dead last in a Bruno Mars look alike convention

this nigga makes mixed drinks with packets of pudding

Looks like Perry The Platypus joined Menudo

looking like he got a Tasmanian devil tattoo and he sales oranges by the overpass


Looking like the baby monkey who was homeboys with Tarzan

Looking like a Samoan Digimon

I bet this nigga smells like corn chips and desperation

nigga mustache looks like vintage Jenna Jameson pubes.

nigga got a Sheamus wrestling figure that he put in his butthole

nigga got a job folding burritos

Started off as one of the kids working in the mines in Temple of Doom


Life of Pie

Scumdog Millionaire

Looks like every minority formed one chubby zord

looking like he co-sign Captain Planet

Looking like a lesbian caveman before glasses were invented

Looking like he makes sports coats out of Llama fur in one of Kathy Lee Gifford ' s old sweat shops

Lookin like he sells weave hair at a LGBT beauty shop in Manhattan.

Lookin like a Garbage Pail Kid with type 2 diabetes

looks like he gave himself a fade with a cheese grater

Chinese Tyler Perry

Lookin like Jax from Mortal Kombat had a one night stand with a jack o lantern.

Lookin like one of Tito Jackson's kids

Nigga still trying to play GameCube games online

Looking like he brushed his hair with a brillo pad dipped in penguin after birth

Lookin like a fillipino Luis Guzman

Looking like he a boner when his uncle molested him.

Eyebrows look like 2 puma tails glued to his forehead.

Looking like a Transgender Hamtaro

Vietnamese Alphonso Rebeiro

Sewer Shark face ass nigga

Lookin like a Cuban camel embryo

Looking like he collects fingernails and teeth

Looking like a pregnant Wuzzle

Dead @Batty

And also dead @ buu absorbed Hush tag, step forward and get this rep.

TRANSGENDER HAMTARO

GJDGKKKFGKLGD

!!!!

SURPRISE

SELF DEPRECATION FTTWWWWW

lmao repped!

lol looks very beta with a low bank account and low-self esteem to be honest. Sorry for the honesty.

To the contrary my friend

I do well for myself n have narcissistic tendencies

As far as alpha beta shit....iono..I dont think likr that