Originally Posted by uh-oh (Post 316267)

yo eddie man

how you groom your shit tho

i got plebian white people hair,

but my beard is like curly arabian hair, just thinner

i wanna start looking into BEARD OILS and shit. put me on game i know black people actually groom themselves ima filthy wet dog smelling w**** person

my boar bristle brush works till my shit gets long, and then it just like encourages the curls. so i use a comb but its a rats nest of pain when i brush it gotta go slow and shit, and 10 seconds later its all curled back up and sloppy

bout to cop some OILS and MOOSES

Originally Posted by Chyeahhh Guevara (Post 316238)

Bags I cant help it man Lmao

Your face and that beard are a mismatch..shit just looks uncomfortable. That monstrosity of a failed arranged union above your neck looks like a serial killer on the lower half of your face and a 20 year veteran cop who spent 10 of those years with an obsession based on tracking and arresting him on the upper half of your face.

Originally Posted by Diode (Post 316482)

bags beard bout to have solid snake jump out the mufucka