Fucking timezones. I can't even comprehend that shit. Like, when the world turns do the zones stay where they are and the countries cycle through them?

Fucking brain hurts bros.

When viewed from the fourth dimension, everything we can see is flat.

must be a trip to see Brazilian bitches from the 4th dimension

i like passive lars he nice 2 meh.

the zones stay where they are

the ideas to get 24 different 15 degree parts

everyone in each zone just sets their clocks to the same time

then each zones an hour different to the next one

R u srs? then why don't people just fly back in time and never die?

the zones are defined by man, they arent actual places

i suppose we do fly 'back' in time when you catch a plane and arrive in say, Australia and its a day behind when you left

Word.

So if I flew to the west coast I just added two hours to my life. Probably have to go to Japan or something to live yesterday again or whatever

Lol I know about timezones brash

Just walk west and you can go back in time.

Shits simple nahmean

I'm going to try my best to post by midnight central time (my time zone) but if things don't pan out that way, i would appreciate you not closing the battle at 12:01.
@El Pancake

thanks

If both verses aren't posted when I wake up its closed. Not going to be a stickler for the champ match. Bad look to force a no show.

do you work tomorrow?

Yea

So then it'd be roughly 7 a.m. CST for @dead man and noon GMT for @Lars, being conservative.

formally requesting one more day.

@Lars
@El Pancake
@Certain

i realize its unorthodox and unlike me, but it is what it is.. circumstances have changed

if not, no hard feelings of course. i'm sorry.

goodnight

That's up to @Lars since he's posted.

lmao I want the win.

@dead man the extension has been granted.

@dead man deadline coming up.

ALSO I'M GOING TO PULL AN EDDIE AND ARGUE WITH THE TAGS

Rigged/special treatment is bullshit. I left this in Lars' hands and he wants this to go to votes. So fuck off.