"We're out of jellybeans."

"Oh..."

This is top 5 worst moments of my life

I'd pull it til I shot em dry at this point.

Fuck it, ur already caught.

hahah. so true.

the only thing that makes it a LITTLE better is that normally, at least in my case (which was only x2, but x2 too many), the girls were freaking out so much i didnt even think about the fact that i was just exposed haha.


in some ways i'd rather be caught with a chick than jackin.

and malachi, as a young'in, let's be honest. you weren't lookin at nudes if you weren't jackin lol :D

not by her parents i wouldn't. somehow the shame of jerking off is much less than getting caught dick deep in their princess when youre in her house. opposites

Try to find your mom's strap on..

"Dad, what's this?"

Lol smh

Depends on the parents honestly.. Used to be a couple mom's who didn't give a fuck..

One time this chick was knobbing me when her dad was in the computer room like 20 ft away right infront of us door open.. That was sketch.

man i couldn't disagree more ---

her parents catching you with her > your parents catching you with her > your parents catching you with your hand


the real question becomes then, would you rather be caught by your parents with your hand or HER parents with your hand?

hmm.... not sure where i stand there lol.

sketch lol

are you asking me if i want a double old-fashioned from my girl's parents?

Lmao @ this.

For real though, just be happy your mother didn't catch you....that would have been MUCH more awkward.

LMFAO @Malachi LMFAO @ this thread.

This fucking bodied me.

But here is where I lost it.. dlfsdjfh

Count yourself lucky if being seen looking at porn is top 5 worst moments of your life, young man.

My mom has caught me beating once but I played it off good I think, I said my d was burning and I was checking on it. Yo she mentioned it getting ready fo school and I said someone posted it and I was just scrolling thru a hip hop site and saw it. Still was shook after that. I feel like they'll some how find this thread. Smh

oh my. i made it to the end of this whole thread an was fine, until that very last post, abahahahahahahahha

Just wait 'til your mom walks in on you giving a girl the good old oral pleasure.

THAT is something to complain about.

lmfao

She'd prolly just give him the ol atta boy, and start critiquing imo..

Lmao at this thread. But really it's no big deal. They've known you've been looking at it without proof, now they have it. Nothing's changed. Just don't make eye contact with them for a few days and it'll blow over.