Originally Posted by Batty (Post 254118)

Smokey is about prevention, where I'm from we call that The Ghostrider.

You ever give a chick the Cold Lunch? That's where she is giving you head and you vomit onto the top of her head right before you nut. They always freeze in shock and lift their arms up, then splatow! With the baby batter. Flawless if timing is on point.

I also like the Christopher Reeve. That's where the whole night she feels like she's flying but the next day she can't walk. If she can walk, then it is downgraded to The Dean Cain.