I guess i did it wrong


HEY BROS I SAW A POSSOM IN TEH WOODZ SO I STABBED ITS LEGS OFF DEN I WAS LIKE....HAHA WHY U NO LEGS? GUESS ILL STOMP ON UR BODY THEN CUT UR THROAT WITH A SAW AND TOSS U INTO A TOILET

ROFLZZZZZ

FUCKER WAS AN ANIMAL.

That was like fucking poetry

running & farted by mistake

Lold.

Cmon.

Lol.

its true tho.

lemmings


Aye DG running is hard, buy one of those Shartmasters off the TV commercials

Hey that was halfway believable, I'm proud of you.
I bet you drank a ounce of acid and did a line of weed afterwards too right bitch?

I picture one of them black jiggaboos from the old mickey mouse cartoons running on a boat with windmill like leg motions then a word bubble that says fart pops out ur butthole.

Nothing is going to be better than this post.

I nearly died.

Stfu redneck faggot. Ill punch that babys head into pudding u fucking nerd.

Is that before or after you sell your friends 47 milligrams of heroin a bag of alcohol an a syringe full of percocet to fuck their boyfriends?

I bet your hands would shatter trying to punch a baby you frail cuntflap
Fuck with me, ill shove your 30k of quarter pound coke money in my dead moms carcass an beat you with her till you piss blood out your anal cavity

I dont think im.understanding ur angle here tho......

U find it hard to believe that i was purchasing quarter pounds of coke?

Why is that strange to you?

1 you ain't a g, 2 nobody sells coke in pounds they sell it in kilos, 3 you ain't a g, and 4 you ain't a g

I hope the babies remember you people and they grow up and shoot you in the fucking face.

Fags.

Lolwat?

So by your logic if a person wants to buy sum coke ....... they have to by it buy the kilo!?!?

Youve watched scarface too many times

I've never done any serial killer shit like this but one time in college I slept through a philosophy midterm, so I concocted this gigantic story about how I just found out that my girlfriend tested positive for HIV and how I was off getting tested so I missed the midterm. I don't know what the fuck I was thinking. I guess I just figured it was wild enough to work. it did. I took the midterm and got a decent grade but ended up failing the class anyway because I bailed without withdrawing. felt pretty bad about it for a while.

God your dumb

I find you possessing forethought unlikely.

HELLO YES

THIS IS PLUMPBAGS

ID LIKE TO SELL SUM COCAINE


BUT I ONLY HAVE LIKE 3GRAND.... I UNDERSTAND YOU ONLY HAVE KILOS FOR SALE?

LISTEN....MR MONTANA....IVE SPOKEN WOTH YDK

HE HAS ANGEL WINGS TATTED ON HIS STOMACH

HE IS A THOROUGH STREET TUFF

HE HAS HIPPED ME TO THE COKE LAWS OF PURCHASE

ARE U SURE I COULDNT JUST PURCHASE A FEW OUNCES THO..... I DONT THINK I WILL BE NEED A KILO RIGHT NOW .....

NO?

DU THINK PABLO ESCOBAR WILL BE ABLE TO WORK WITH ME?

OR MAYBE THAT BLACK DIRTBAG THAT LIVES ABOVE THE LAUNDRYMAT THATD SELL A 12 YEAR OLD A 2 SAC....DO U THINK HED MAYBE BE WILLING TO SELL ME 3000DOLLARS WORTH OF COCAINE....

R U SURE?

YDK SAYS THATS NOT TRU.