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nigga Simon types like the matrix number, fuck I gotta decode your bars with hexes?
by the time I piece it all together, the machine's probably would ask me to take a message |
Metts can’t swing his arms to smack me ‘cause he’s so fat
His profile pic is missing a red flannel and……Aunt Jackie and Roseanne His moniker is the 40 cal. Ripken? Or is the scale just tippin’? cuz I would say its more fitting to call him the “4000 calorie eating dipshit with bitch tits” |
lol at metts tryna champ his own tourney, sonny it's lunchtime.
ur a laughing stock..chubby fuck got hungry n tried to make soup w/ my punchline |
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She wouldnt be "after your balls" if she tried to "recover a fumble" |
he speaks....
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either way I get the last word, even after your last words when I use my claws to etch em cross your chest |
Ive been called dan connor and calorie ripken. what im writing is true
both by my brother frank who is also wittier, more creative and nicer then you |
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But I'll pull the plug on your reality... like "you're leaving The Matrix!" |
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even if simon severstons..he'll just be a scrawnier, whacker, lamer version of j.metts i'll let the .38 get buck in ya face ya faggot slut.. just so we don't have to listen to anything simon says cuz it's gay as fuck |
Merry Christmas, everyone, as a nice reminder.
My present to all: I made J. Metts say his mom has a nice vagina. |
Joe Metts sweats honey, doesn't like Jessica Alba, even sweats Honey
all you can eat and he's like, "no sweat honey, then yells, "HEY, GO GET MY SWEATS, HONEY" |
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DAMN UR A FAG WHOSE SOFT N FRAIL W/ HANDS. my rights faster then lightning if u EVER fought tooth nail..it would be exactly that faggot a lot of scratching n biting |
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And you never had pushed weight #FailingSumoWrestler |
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my bars got this shg popping so I'm basically the reason your posting here. |
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give my mans the code like, "go hit em right behind Agent Smith's earpiece" |
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i push weight every night on the block AND when i fuck ur fat slut of a mother |
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the only reason i'm posting here is cause ur fat fingers made this thread. |
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thats alotta sweat references. you too wack to ether dudes I just know chyeahhh stinks when he sweats cuz well ..all black people do |
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You never make any "sense" like "your daily regiments" :eek: |
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if we were in class for culinary arts, I'd PICK UP A MIXER AND BEAT YOUR ASS if we were in Walmarts vegetable section, I'd BEET YOUR ASS if we were in a studio session vibing to instrumentals, my Engineer WOULD PICKUP A MIXER AND BEAT YOUR ASS |
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You still sound stupid on some foreign langauge shit. |
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